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Soccer, gay, i had no idea

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pmills
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Soccer Officially Announces It Is Gay
Jun 14 2010 11:50PM
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Parrish
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Looks like someone came out of the Goal.
Jun 14 2010 11:53PM
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HowNeatIsThat
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I hate that network...but that was pretty funny
Jun 14 2010 11:54PM
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1337
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Not really but i lol'd
Jun 14 2010 11:54PM
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wolvmatt
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shocking to say the least

Jun 14 2010 11:59PM
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Mr.Panda
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The still that sits there before you press play is hilarious.
Jun 15 2010 1:44AM
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jeremy.g
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just like baseball, football, and basketball................
Jun 15 2010 2:01AM
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Mr.Panda
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Cricket, golf, field hockey, lacrosse (oh noes!!)
Jun 15 2010 2:03AM
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ski-swagga
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I watch and play soccer but, i loled.
Jun 15 2010 2:11AM
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jeremy.g
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my butt is just fine, thank you very much. its my vagina im worried about.
Jun 15 2010 2:21AM
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ECfreeski3
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yeah, well played
Jun 15 2010 2:23AM
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PacificRimJob
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I lol'd... but, rugby is a sausagefest dogpile, baseball players slap each other on the ass, and dont get me started on wrestling lol.


All in all... every sport is totally gay.
Jun 15 2010 2:47AM
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Mr.Panda
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Brazilian Jiu Jitsu is worse... I have never had my face near another dude's crotch so many times....
Jun 15 2010 2:53AM
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MCIRONCOCK
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Competitive lumberjacking is most certainly not gay.
Jun 15 2010 3:11AM
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TOUCHE
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nothing like some hot sweaty man wrestling
Jun 15 2010 7:28AM
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Dan.P
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Gayest sport of them all
Jun 15 2010 8:13AM
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neutralzombie
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hahahah snapping this yesterday during the game makes this feel so appropriate.

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Jun 15 2010 8:32AM
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snwbrdmilf
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I am so with you. I could not go near the school gym if I knew the boys were wrestling...seriously...I understand the agility and all the crap that goes with it. But seriously! Right down to the "leotards".
Jun 15 2010 8:43AM
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TheWiseOne
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my threads for when im not on a crappy school pc
Jun 15 2010 9:22AM
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ROOS.
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no homo?
Jun 15 2010 9:45AM
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neutralzombie
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i feel the same about mma.
Jun 15 2010 9:50AM
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*TURBONERD*
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so fucking gay
Jun 15 2010 11:05AM
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*TURBONERD*
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oh, and inb4 epic flame war and hate
Jun 15 2010 11:05AM
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alvy.
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haha womens lacrosse i lol at that everytime
Jun 15 2010 11:11AM
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theabortionator
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I thought that was kind of weak, and usually the onion gets me. Maybe it's my brain burting and making me angry
Jun 15 2010 11:38AM
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ECfreeski3
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worst.sport.ever. i seriously feel bad for girls that they have to play that dumb bastardization of a sport. we watched a couple minutes on tv the other day and it was excruciating.
Jun 15 2010 12:19PM
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Otter.
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grass fairies...
Jun 15 2010 1:42PM
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ECfreeski3
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i liked the video, it was a funny joke and well played. but some of you guys talk shit on soccer and dont know what youre talking about. it's way rougher and harder than you think (at a high level) and there are TONS of sports that are way "gayer"
Jun 15 2010 2:47PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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bahahahaha
Jun 15 2010 2:52PM
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T.Rex
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if its so gay explain why david beckham's wife is so dam hot

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Jun 15 2010 2:55PM
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Dan-Man
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How did you not all see that coming.

Soccer is and will always be GAY and SUCKS.

Jun 15 2010 3:19PM
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Mr.Luke
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I like soccer. It's not too gay
Jun 15 2010 4:09PM
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Shreddysaurus
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Jun 15 2010 4:15PM
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roaklee
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that is not hot. she's a fucking skeleton
Jun 15 2010 4:18PM
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T.Rex
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well then i assume this to you would be perfect?

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Jun 15 2010 4:35PM
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neutralzombie
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^

ZING!!
Jun 15 2010 5:17PM
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T.Rex
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?
Jun 15 2010 5:26PM
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gus555
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i lol'd but boxing isnt gay...... except for the god damn clinch
Jun 15 2010 5:43PM
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pmills
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colour is common wealth for color
Jun 15 2010 6:07PM
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T.Rex
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i know that, what the hell does he mean by is everything black and white or color?
Jun 15 2010 9:05PM
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pmills
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color is one of those things that's black and white, either you get it or you don't.
Jun 15 2010 9:18PM
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smooter
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im gonna say basketball is the gayest..

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Jun 15 2010 10:47PM
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Mr.Panda
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Nah... there is definitely some homo-erotic shit at BJJ practices... shit like "Dude... I missed a spot wiping" and shit like that that like Blue belts and shit say to the white belts as they roll together.
Jun 16 2010 2:25AM
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Mr.Panda
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They aren't leotards... they are singlets DAMNIT!
Jun 16 2010 2:25AM
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J.D.
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The only truly manly sport is synchronized swimming.
Jun 16 2010 2:28AM
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stalefish.
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that's what he said
Jun 16 2010 7:20AM
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james44
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u really cant call rugby gay, those dog piles are way too vililent to be gay

ever had your face stepped on by a half inch cleat?

lol i know u were joking but seriously rugby is badass
Jun 16 2010 7:29AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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dog pile = ruck
cleat = sprig
rugby = badass = correct
Jun 16 2010 7:31AM
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Lemuel
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Hahaha the onion finally puts out a real fact based story.
Jun 16 2010 8:53AM
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pelle_munch
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football is gay (american football)
Jun 16 2010 9:18AM
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MAC.D
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same
Jun 16 2010 9:25AM
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