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"Can you not hang out and just be sober?"

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killa_b
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I'm sure some of you fellow stoners have gotten the classic, "Can you not hang out and just be sober?" or something similar. Whenever I hear this, I feel guilty and sometimes annoyed. What is something you would say in response to that statement? I'm usually at a loss of words when someone throws that at me.
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3-6-steeze
Posts: 1135 - Karma: 147
"no"
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yuck
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if they ever say "cant you have fun without being high / drunk" or anything just say:
why start a fire with matches when you can use gasoline.

ive never said it but i think it would leave them at a loss for words haha
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Skittle.
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Bob_Loblaw
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I suppose it's possible, but how is that fun?
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123+ski
Posts: 2832 - Karma: 581
you could try;
"can you grow some balls?'
"can you get a life?"
"can you just let people do what they want/have fun?"
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AntiBang
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u cant start a fire with just gasoline....drr
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yourthemannowdog
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yuck
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i think you can connect the dots
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Bar_Down
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"Some of y'all just need to smoke some weed and see if it don't help the quality of your mother fuckin life." - Katt Williams
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geet
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say, "why would i do that when i what you do that how but when u do what how?" it will confuse the shit out of them.
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leahey
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Shiiit, NSG in the Summer
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Gameboy
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Crack.
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saying you'd rather chill without weed is like saying you'd rather have a blowjob then a threesome
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2L208
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tell them if you can find one legit medical document that states the pot causes any harm to people over 17 i'll stop
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Crack.
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bahahaha perfect
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1337
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lol honestly it isn't that hard to actually do it.

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2L208
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there friend
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Dan-Man
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my name is Dan and i'm an alcoholic.

and when peopel say that kinda shit to me.

I look at them square in the eyes, then punch them in the face.

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Jamestown
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"not with you and that attitude"
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Holte
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Here's how you respond. "Can't you just hang out and not play volleyball?"

Volleyball = whatever they do for fun, whether it's skiing or football or rock climbing or guitar or knitting or video games.

At this point, they will likely respond with, "Yes, I do hang out without playing volleyball sometimes." And you will counter back with "And I hang out sober sometimes." Or they may contend that volleyball is not a health risk, but being intoxicated is. To this, you should either agree and say that you do many activities that are potentially dangerous, or you should point out every single way that one could possibly get injured playing volleyball. You'll wear them down eventually.
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neutralzombie
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"you're really going to have to ask me this question when i'm sober"
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Bar_Down
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while looking at them with this expression

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Dan.P
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Schoog
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" look bitch i do what i want"
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Proze
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Look them dead in the eye... they will not ask again.
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yourthemannowdog
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Wombats are so cute!
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Wall_Nut
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"can you not be a douche and just chill the fuck out? here, try this"
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neutralzombie
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"you sound like a little bitch, take a hit of this and kick that old dirt nasty shit about getting your dick sucked"
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skiminnesota
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skiierman
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if its that big of a deal to you and him maybe you should find other stoner friends to chill with or just someone who isn't such a pussy about drugs... or suck him off and swallow apologetically because you both sound like a fucking gay couple.
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Rachy
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So I dont smoke... but I enjoy my alcohol.


More recently I have tried to hang out with my intoxicated friends while sober.....


IT SUCKS!


it has made me question my friendships.



So, my response to this would be:


No, because everyone else looks like an idiot leading me to question my friendships with them. But I love them so in order to not judge them, I prefer to be intoxicated as well.
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neutralzombie
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no.
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XtRemE11
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i get the same thing but in the opposite way. I get shit all the time for not drinking or smoking. hell i had one kid try to fight me cause i told him i dont do either. kinda show's how "chill" weed makes people. honestly i dont know how people have fun while being drunk. but i dont go around giving kids shit for it.
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Bar_Down
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alright then
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meth_time
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I was just watching this a couple seconds ago.
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Pee_and_Ski
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last time someone said that shit to me i just took out a j lit it and said yep, needless to say she was confused
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Schlop
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maybe they should try doing said activity under the influence, and re-evaluate their point. everything is more fun fucked up, to an extent.
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drumbumocdp
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Man i really want a wombat now...
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