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Sarcasm Thread

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the604
Posts: 1067 - Karma: 10
I smell like fruity pebbles, while i eat trix and watch alice in wonderland! Damn rabbit stole my crack..
Jun 14 2010 1:11AM
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oreopancake.
Posts: 2596 - Karma: 21
this thread is awesome...
Jun 14 2010 1:12AM
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blackoutbill
Posts: 2918 - Karma: 282
This thread is the best thread I have ever witnessed on newschoolers. Possibly the internet
Jun 14 2010 1:12AM
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blackoutbill
Posts: 2918 - Karma: 282
Damnit. Four seconds. Great minds think alike
Jun 14 2010 1:13AM
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HIT
Posts: 3524 - Karma: 4,996
best thread on the interwebz :D
Jun 14 2010 1:14AM
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apcaipse
Posts: 2168 - Karma: 25
I hate Skiierman
Jun 14 2010 1:31AM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
I masturbate vigorously to newschoolers.... oh wait
Jun 14 2010 1:35AM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
WHAT?????????!!!
Jun 14 2010 1:36AM
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1337
Posts: 31059 - Karma: 29,314
this thread is making a lot of sense to me right now
Jun 14 2010 1:38AM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
i did not sport a tonka hard-halft at 4bi9 last night.
Jun 14 2010 1:39AM
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the604
Posts: 1067 - Karma: 10
Shanaynaquisha will eat your soul

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Jun 14 2010 1:42AM
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Holte
Posts: 10742 - Karma: 7,818
This thread blows.
Jun 14 2010 1:48AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799

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Jun 14 2010 2:51AM
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PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
Is it still an Eskimo kiss if you do it with wieners?
Jun 14 2010 2:54AM
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Shreddysaurus
Posts: 2120 - Karma: 59
How cool would it be to be able to do double mctwists and STILL have no friends
Jun 14 2010 3:00AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Pssh...Shaun White has like  MILLION friends!
Jun 14 2010 3:02AM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
wat
Jun 14 2010 3:06AM
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hokkanee
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 435
all of you are soooo cool...
Jun 14 2010 3:16AM
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thugaim
Posts: 2181 - Karma: 33
http://sarcasmdetector.ytmnd.com/
Jun 14 2010 7:14AM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
newschoolers is pretty legit these days
Jun 14 2010 9:49AM
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DaveM
Posts: 2936 - Karma: 1,558
this is HANDS DOWN the best material I have ever put my eyes upon in my life.
Jun 14 2010 10:00AM
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Ski_the_east01
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hahaha but seriously why would anyone want to eat hairy M&M's?
Jun 14 2010 10:14AM
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meth_time
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 21
ski_the_east01

Has an original icon and totally pwns skiing/life in general.
Jun 14 2010 11:08AM
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MADDECENT
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lafaondalaquifyashontay
Jun 14 2010 12:19PM
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Darth_Veeder
Posts: 1054 - Karma: -26
That is the first time he has been told that I think.
Jun 14 2010 12:19PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15082 - Karma: 9,170
i have an unusually small penis
Jun 14 2010 2:11PM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
the op's comment is the most sarcastic sentence i've ever read, ever.
Jun 14 2010 4:12PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 179
haha its soooo sarcastic
Jun 14 2010 4:15PM
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Hemulen.
Posts: 448 - Karma: 17
I like Simon Dumont.
Jun 14 2010 4:15PM
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Shreddysaurus
Posts: 2120 - Karma: 59
Mormons are such good people
Jun 15 2010 3:34PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Come on now, this is the sarcasm thread, not the fact thread.  Try to keep things on topic.
Jun 15 2010 3:36PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
God damn i hate this site.
Jun 15 2010 3:44PM
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Shreddysaurus
Posts: 2120 - Karma: 59
why?

Jun 15 2010 3:45PM
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Ski_the_east01
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 2,306
Subject: Sarcasm Thread

You fail
Jun 15 2010 3:54PM
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Su[G]ar
Posts: 564 - Karma: 38
i hate 2 rofl
Jun 15 2010 3:55PM
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Shreddysaurus
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no my kind sir. you fail!
Jun 15 2010 3:59PM
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F@ll_down
Posts: 167 - Karma: 10

snowboarding

Jun 15 2010 4:02PM
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Ski_the_east01
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 2,306
damnit. good move...
Jun 15 2010 4:02PM
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Shreddysaurus
Posts: 2120 - Karma: 59
no bad move ;)
Jun 15 2010 4:05PM
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Hermondo
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i love weezy
Jun 15 2010 4:05PM
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Ski_the_east01
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 2,306
touche you sneaky butthole
Jun 15 2010 4:07PM
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jibbpeter
Posts: 1613 - Karma: 4,083
my balls are drippin'
Jun 15 2010 4:30PM
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q_sketch
Posts: 291 - Karma: 15

you guys ever heard of songs i think their called mash ups well this one is pretty cool i just found it its so new

Jun 15 2010 5:40PM
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Kirsakid
Posts: 1793 - Karma: 126
this thread sucks ass
Jun 15 2010 5:41PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15082 - Karma: 9,170
not nearly as much as you suck dick brian
Jun 15 2010 5:50PM
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[Dawn
Posts: 1718 - Karma: 69
Skiierman doesn't taste like redbull.
Jun 15 2010 5:58PM
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Chokolite
Posts: 1050 - Karma: 23
I felt like I should contribute, but then I didn't. Also I hate summer ns. Bring me a sandwich.
Jun 15 2010 6:04PM
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HIT
Posts: 3524 - Karma: 4,996
Tim-Tam Wallyworld can't ski
Jun 16 2010 1:08PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
https://newschoolers.com/web/members/profile/member_id/113949/hide_header/1/

this guy's mom is not hot
Jun 16 2010 1:55PM
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03gade
Posts: 856 - Karma: 3,263
bump and im gonna take it over
I thought that the coolest thread ever on newschoolers would totally be a sarcastic thread where everything posted is super serious and taken very seriously.
Aug 27 2010 5:00PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
I'm soo straight
Aug 27 2010 5:09PM
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