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icantskiiFILM
Posts: 2113 - Karma: 140
mad funny website. i searchbarred and got nothing. its pretty LOL and thought id share with fellow newschoolers.

http://mylifeisbro.com/

here u go. post your own here or your favorites if u want
Jun 13 2010 6:13PM
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alexevr10976
Posts: 107 - Karma: 17
http://www.broslikethissite.com/ THIS WEBSITE IS A MILLION TIMES BETTER HAHAHAAHHA
Jun 17 2010 11:56AM
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notadoctor
Posts: 408 - Karma: 661
also from mylifeisbatman
While working on a ski hill in IL, while taking samples and enforcing the regulations i saw a boarder without a pass. I chased him down the hill at high speed, a snow fight then occurred, i realized it was mr. freeze. i side swiped him causing him to bail. he was apprehended. the hill is safe. MLIBatman
Jun 17 2010 12:28PM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160

whys there a computer in the kitchen?

Jun 17 2010 12:35PM
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NWPA
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 165
brolygamy: having a bromance with multiple bros at the same time

hahah
Jun 17 2010 12:44PM
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.catierob
Posts: 670 - Karma: 15
hahah whattt the fuck
Jun 17 2010 2:07PM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
probably on ins
Jun 17 2010 2:57PM
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Isabelle
Posts: 947 - Karma: 1,582

so I can be on NS while I make sandwiches

Jun 17 2010 5:08PM
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Uah
Posts: 1104 - Karma: 176
(fist bump)

PS: (No emotion)
Jun 17 2010 5:29PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
Today, I got really drunk and started telling my bros that I loved them. But it wasn’t gay or anything. I don’t fantasize about guys or anything cuz I’m not gay. At all. I don’t imagine gently caressing their beautiful bodies. Ever. MLIB


best one
BEEEESSSSSTTTTT OOOONNNNNNEEEEE
Jun 17 2010 5:34PM
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icantskiiFILM
Posts: 2113 - Karma: 140
yo so last night was my friends first day of summer so we just went nuts. we got home from a party smashed and then we decided to sneak out around 1 and head to this girls house who had another friend over. so we couldnt drive so we took bikes and rode 3 miles down the post road at 1 in the morning to go get head. it was pretty fuckin chill
Jun 18 2010 1:22PM
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Laurent.
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This thread needs a bro bump.
Jul 1 2010 3:36PM
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Swaggermager
Posts: 2576 - Karma: 950

Tonight this bitch wanted me to give her my lax pinny. I said only if you send me a video of you fingering your brogina. She did. Like i would actually give up my fucking chill ass pinny. What was the bitch thinking. Oh and i saved the vid for all my bros. MLIB

Me and my bro’s were at some party, talkin shit to some bitches with big titties. One girl wanted to take a picture with my bro motor-boating her, but my bro made the brolific statement of denying her a picture. Instead, she took one of all of us on the octobong. A brodak moment at its finest.

Jul 1 2010 4:09PM
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p_n
Posts: 573 - Karma: 26
that made me laugh hard
Jul 1 2010 5:09PM
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wynnyk
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 555
broest.sire.ever
Jul 1 2010 5:22PM
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Killa_BeeKnees
Posts: 211 - Karma: 30
Ready. Set. Bro.
Jul 1 2010 5:50PM
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icantskiiFILM
Posts: 2113 - Karma: 140
sire. you fail.
Jul 1 2010 5:50PM
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muellerc
Posts: 177 - Karma: 26

today i was watching star wars and i realized han solo should be han soBRO you bros see how he slayed that slam piece it was fucking chill MLIB


Jul 1 2010 6:59PM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
Did I hear the word bro, bro?
Jul 1 2010 7:01PM
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muellerc
Posts: 177 - Karma: 26
Today I checked my myspace brofile and changed my status to chill, it was chill.
Jul 1 2010 7:02PM
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Merrrick
Posts: 529 - Karma: 717
Tonight this bitch wanted me to give her my lax pinny. I said only if you send me a video of you fingering your brogina. She did. Like i would actually give up my fucking chill ass pinny. What was the bitch thinking. Oh and i saved the vid for all my bros. MLIB
Jul 1 2010 7:09PM
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Motes
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Jul 1 2010 7:17PM
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bitchezluv=]
Posts: 869 - Karma: 43
today i was fucking this bitch and her parents walked in on us. i just stared them in the eyes and finished. it was chill MLIB
Jul 1 2010 7:34PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
Today, my girlfriend told me she was bloated because she had her period. I told her it was called broated and fucked her sister.



i made a snowman and named him frosty the broman



Today while driving in my sweet ride my bros and i saw a women walking a dog, we proceeded to yell “whose walking who”, it was so chill we went back to my pad to pound some natty ice and slay bitches

Jul 1 2010 7:44PM
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wolfmanners
Posts: 3 - Karma: 13
Today I longboarded accross town only to run into some chillness with natty ice, traded the board for the natty ice and walked home. MLIB
Apr 11 2019 1:20AM
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wolfmanners
Posts: 3 - Karma: 13
Today I used the air conditioner from the living room to cool my mad swamp nuts going on after a chill game of lacrosse. Only to find out that I wasn't being made a sandwich. So I called my teammates mom and she made me one. MLIB
Apr 11 2019 1:22AM
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wolfmanners
Posts: 3 - Karma: 13
My friends mom told me the other day that I needed to slow down on the drinking, it was pretty chill
Apr 11 2019 1:24AM
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supersquid
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wolfmannersMy friends mom told me the other day that I needed to slow down on the drinking, it was pretty chill


Please stop
Apr 11 2019 3:33PM
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