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Mylifeisbro.com

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icantskiiFILM
Posts: 2113 - Karma: 140
mad funny website. i searchbarred and got nothing. its pretty LOL and thought id share with fellow newschoolers.

http://mylifeisbro.com/

here u go. post your own here or your favorites if u want
Jun 13 2010 6:13PM
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-dva-
Posts: 1530 - Karma: 23
Today I bought 3 cases of Natty with my fake. I'm 23. MLIB.
Jun 13 2010 6:17PM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,009
Today, i shook my girlfriends dads hand with the same hand i fingered her with. My life is bro.
Jun 13 2010 6:19PM
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icantskiiFILM
Posts: 2113 - Karma: 140
Totally got some taylor swift cds and blasted it with my window rolled down, so all the bitches will think i’m like sensitive and shit and will want to sleep with me. MLIB
Jun 13 2010 6:20PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
haha some of those are pretty funny.

''Today, I woke up in a wooded glen, naked, with tons of Natty Ice cans laying around me. I got hungry, so i acquired some bird eggs. I didn’t have anything to cook them on, so i fried them on my abs. The bird fist bumped me. MLIB''

''A fight happened in my school’s hallway today. I said, “bros, thats not chill”. They stopped, we all fist bumped, and then i got head from some bitch in the bathroom. MLIB''
Jun 13 2010 6:20PM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,009
"Today I got head while playing COD, I ended up getting a tactical nuke, and the nuke and I exploded at the same time. MLIB."
Jun 13 2010 6:22PM
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Darth_Veeder
Posts: 1054 - Karma: -26
Dude, nice find.
Jun 13 2010 6:23PM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,009
"Today, I couldn’t decide what color polo to wear. So i just went shirtless. MLIB "


"You ever longboard drunk? I have. MLIB"
Jun 13 2010 6:29PM
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Kirsakid
Posts: 1793 - Karma: 126
"Today I used my brocabulary to spit game on my friend’s mom. I got laid then showed her Mylifeisbro.com while eating the sandwich she made me."
Jun 13 2010 6:34PM
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BikeMlatt69
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 60
genius
Jun 13 2010 6:35PM
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chapz
Posts: 10182 - Karma: 66
some of those are fucking hilarious. nice find.
Jun 13 2010 6:38PM
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theblacktaco
Posts: 1462 - Karma: 82
Today, I sat on my hand til it fell asleep then masturbated so it felt like a chick was doing it. Then, I sat on my hand til it fell asleep and made a sandwich so it tasted like a chick had made it. It was pretty chill. MLIB


damm those bros are so chill
Jun 13 2010 6:39PM
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pigglywiggly
Posts: 4482 - Karma: 305
Today, a girl asked me if I wanted a refill. I said id refill her body with my penis. I did. MLIB

Today, I got BROad head. MLIB

I put my xbox achievements on my transcripts for college. i got accepted to Princeton. MLIB



bro, this shit is amazing. thanks
Jun 13 2010 6:42PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 179
haha love this website
Jun 13 2010 6:54PM
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tj.hall
Posts: 681 - Karma: 37
I would say I love you to the OP, but I'm too chill. MLIB
Jun 13 2010 6:54PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
Jun 13 2010 7:01PM
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Darth_Veeder
Posts: 1054 - Karma: -26
Deneying bro love? Thats not chill bro.
Jun 13 2010 7:05PM
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D-Cost
Posts: 54 - Karma: 11
saw a bird today and thought it would be chill as fuck to be a bird MLIB
Jun 13 2010 7:16PM
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the_moderaper
Posts: 2465 - Karma: 218
my bro and i got head next to each other on the same couch, then switched bitches..i exploded on both girls faces. MLIB
Jun 13 2010 7:17PM
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the_moderaper
Posts: 2465 - Karma: 218
Today, I sat on my hand til it fell asleep then masturbated so it felt like a chick was doing it. Then, I sat on my hand til it fell asleep and made a sandwich so it tasted like a chick had made it. It was pretty chill. MLIB
Jun 13 2010 7:20PM
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leahey
Posts: 2548 - Karma: 32
Damn, what a motherfucking dank ass chill ass bro ass site.
Jun 13 2010 7:28PM
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dompuch
Posts: 1451 - Karma: 1,192
^lol
Jun 13 2010 7:30PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
BRO
Jun 13 2010 7:50PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15082 - Karma: 9,169
I show up early to lax practice so I can lay out and tan. MLIB.
woke up today, hungover as fuck, chugged some whey protein and pumped some iron. Then me and my boys drank some more beer. It was totally bro. MLIB.
Today i read a mlib written by a girl, i still wanna know why she’s not in the kitchen. MLIB.
Jun 13 2010 8:06PM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
haha those are awsome
Jun 13 2010 8:13PM
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123+ski
Posts: 2832 - Karma: 581
haha now theres no way im gonna be able to study for my finals tm
Jun 13 2010 8:26PM
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Avifarer
Posts: 5926 - Karma: 598
This morning I woke up with a massive broner because I had a dream I was going to the lax NCAA’s this weekend in Maryland. Then I remembered… I AM going to the lax NCAA’s this weekend.
Jun 13 2010 8:34PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
Hey bros.
Jun 13 2010 8:47PM
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steezmoe*
Posts: 357 - Karma: 13

(fist bump)

Jun 13 2010 9:00PM
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icantskiiFILM
Posts: 2113 - Karma: 140
bro, its totally acceptable. just call no homo and its chill.

cmon guys lets hear some more original ones on here..heres a pretty bad one. "yo i was totally makin out with this chick, smokin a blunt, and drinkin this beer at the same time when i was at dave matthews. MLIB"
Jun 13 2010 10:52PM
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Dan.P
Posts: 1351 - Karma: 12
So chill
Jun 13 2010 11:35PM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
best one hands down.
Jun 14 2010 12:07AM
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DOOM.
Posts: 301 - Karma: 24
Today, I remembered Jimmy neutron’s robot brother “brobot.” that motherfucker was chill. MLIB.
Jun 14 2010 12:08AM
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2L208
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 308
Today, My bro and I were playing beer pong against some unchill bros. They were throwing up on eachother within ten mintues. My bro and I fist bumped with “we are the shit, yet humble” looks on our faces. MLIB
Jun 14 2010 12:11AM
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apcaipse
Posts: 2168 - Karma: 25
Chill site
Jun 14 2010 12:11AM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
Today, I turned on the air condition. It was chill. MLIB
Jun 14 2010 12:14AM
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
this first awesome thing i've seen in this section for a while, good thread
Jun 14 2010 12:20AM
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icantskiiFILM
Posts: 2113 - Karma: 140
yeah enough with these repeditive party stories and what we do when we shit
Jun 14 2010 12:28AM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 373
this is the story of my life right here; guess im a goddamn bro... =[

i saw a bird flying today and thought it would be chill as fuck to be a bird mlib
Jun 14 2010 12:38AM
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Thenowhereman42
Posts: 5682 - Karma: 65
Today, I got really competitive about some things that didn’t really matter. MLIB

lol this site is funny

on an unrelated note, while I was typing this website in for some reason it wanted me to go to mylifeisbatman.com

Jun 14 2010 12:39AM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
this is my new favorite websitte -the tactical nuke one made me fucking die laughing
Jun 14 2010 12:49AM
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2L208
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 308
Jun 14 2010 12:56AM
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CarRamRod
Posts: 533 - Karma: 28
afterbang bro
"Today, I threw a bottle into a trashcan wearing my high socks and shades. It made it. I did not show emotion. MLIB. "
Jun 14 2010 1:35AM
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messplay
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 1,066
Today, i shook my girlfriends dads hand with the same hand i fingered her with. My life is bro.
Jun 14 2010 1:43AM
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1337
Posts: 31059 - Karma: 29,314
repost.

I do love this website though
Jun 14 2010 1:51AM
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[tightpants]
Posts: 1529 - Karma: 17
Today, me and my bro did a fist bump just to celebrate a previous totally chill fist bump. MLIB
Jun 17 2010 2:52AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
haha what a find

Today, I got really drunk and started telling my bros that I loved them. But it wasn’t gay or anything. I don’t fantasize about guys or anything cuz I’m not gay. At all. I don’t imagine gently caressing their beautiful bodies. Ever. MLIB
Jun 17 2010 2:58AM
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chieftain
Posts: 340 - Karma: 28

I read through every single page of MLIB's. ever.

i'd say the best was this one:

"Today I got head while playing COD, I ended up getting a tactical nuke, and the nuke and I exploded at the same time" haha

Jun 17 2010 3:22AM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 258
Bro, nice find.
Jun 17 2010 6:40AM
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Isabelle
Posts: 947 - Karma: 1,582
hahaha best.site.ever
Jun 17 2010 8:20AM
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.Natty.
Posts: 1030 - Karma: 84
2nd page

this site is the best
Jun 17 2010 10:33AM
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