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whats YOUR ghetto name?

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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
Go Here to get you rock solid ghetto name..mines 'Fellatio Kool'
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 13 2004 3:44PM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
doctor ice

My goddamn rock solid ghetto shiznit name is Doctor Ice.What's yours?Powered by Rum and Monkey.
Apr 13 2004 3:46PM
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BigRich
Posts: 1634 - Karma: 29
Mines 'Rock Hard Wack'

Bo selecta
Apr 13 2004 3:47PM
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FreshCoast
Posts: 5602 - Karma: 34
Ass Machine Real, beat that. What the fuck does that mean anyway?
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FCHW What?

'Poop is for cool kids. One time at school I saw poop in the trash can. I was in like 1st grade. It might have been chocolate milk on bread though.' -EastCoastPride
Apr 13 2004 3:47PM
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theBOSS.
Posts: 4705 - Karma: 496
Ass Shizzlemah
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SRMC
cBf
Apr 13 2004 3:50PM
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michelle
Posts: 6290 - Karma: 428
I'm Ass Machine Cwac Cwac. What the hell..

Apr 13 2004 3:51PM
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lechef
Posts: 1111 - Karma: 36
im Ass machin me too hahah

Ski for yourself, not for the other ¬
Apr 13 2004 3:54PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 138
Fallopian Wack
i don't like it..


Here Comes A Special Boy!
Apr 13 2004 3:55PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
My goddamn rock solid ghetto shiznit name is Doctor Shizzlemah.What's yours?Powered by Rum and Monkey.

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
Apr 13 2004 4:02PM
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AttitashSkier
Posts: 2494 - Karma: 10
Fellatio Wack
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line skis- because skiing needs a future
Apr 13 2004 4:06PM
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Newskoolkavana
Posts: 2098 - Karma: 19
Ass Machine Cwac Cwac




-ryan kavana
Apr 13 2004 4:06PM
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Trash
Posts: 682 - Karma: 10
Shit Stacks
girl you know its true
Apr 13 2004 4:07PM
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Lefroy
Posts: 861 - Karma: 10
My goddamn rock solid ghetto shiznit name is Gangmaster Teapot, Yo.What's yours?Powered by Rum and Monkey.
Apr 13 2004 4:09PM
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manus
Posts: 1427 - Karma: 10
Doctor Cwac Cwac - too funny



life is too short to have any regrets
Apr 13 2004 4:10PM
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Vtsnowski
Posts: 3544 - Karma: 1,302
Ass Machine Shizzlemah





some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
Apr 13 2004 4:13PM
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timber
Posts: 1514 - Karma: 13
Stim-U-L8 Cwac Cwac
Apr 13 2004 4:16PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
my friends name came out to be 'Rectal Boo-T'
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 13 2004 4:16PM
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winterparksuks
Posts: 3949 - Karma: 16
cofin hoar








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IT'S AFGHANIMATION!!!
Apr 13 2004 4:16PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
my friends jamie ,who is handiboard on ns is Ass Machine Juice
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The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
Apr 13 2004 4:18PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
mine was Doctor Teapot... thats the least ghetto name i have ever heard... its sounds like its from a little kids story or alice in wonderland or somthing else...
-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
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'Oooohhhhhhhh, 'straight edge', that sounds so hardcore, I guess it's just better than saying 'I'm a sanctimonious pussy who thinks he's better than everyone else.'' -Gdawg3
Apr 13 2004 4:21PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
^hey i was doctor teapot too. that sucks

but since all these names are so homosexual sounding, i would have preferred doctor teaBAG



-Strode



Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Apr 13 2004 4:23PM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
Mine was 'Stim-U-L8 Teapot'.




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Apr 13 2004 4:24PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,184
hobag lobos!






SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess

***C*C*R***
Apr 13 2004 4:33PM
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ron25
Posts: 88 - Karma: 10
ASS MACHINE ICE


BITCHES
Apr 13 2004 5:03PM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
Micah J. Cox
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'Hollywood Hulk you're at the end of your rope / i'll kick you in the butt, and wash your mouth at with soap' -Macho Man Randy Savage -from the hit album BE A MAN
Apr 13 2004 5:16PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
foley-automatic


Fuck You
Apr 13 2004 5:53PM
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fuck elvis
Posts: 993 - Karma: 86
My goddamn rock solid ghetto shiznit name is Toilet Duq Shizzlemah.What's yours?Powered by Rum and Monkey.
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Apr 13 2004 5:56PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
mines escalade, i bought it for 50 cents off some guy on the street. The crack head named me.





Hardcore drug abuse.....so hot right now. -west
Apr 13 2004 6:04PM
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clrumivier4life
Posts: 2429 - Karma: 9
Wankmaster Juice, because I wank a lot so i'm a master at the wank and then after I do my wankizzle juice comes out!
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SkeeOrDie: I don\'t hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.
Apr 13 2004 6:23PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
Toilet Duq Real
what the hell kind of ghetto name is that, haha

Land Shark EEEE EEEE EEEEE
Apr 13 2004 6:26PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
i just did it again and got this Wankmaster Real

Land Shark EEEE EEEE EEEEE
Apr 13 2004 6:27PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
Toilet Duq Weed

^ best name

DNA stands for Dogs Never Admit, its a game about dogs that you interview that have done serious crimes and you try to get them to admit to anything, oh and its in 3d and dolby digital 5.0-Lateralis

have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

Apr 13 2004 6:35PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 135
tanner hall
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www.nomics-inc.com

NS Militia
Proud to be a witness of the Great Spamming of 2004.
Apr 13 2004 6:36PM
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freezeskier540
Posts: 1068 - Karma: 10
ass machine whack
Apr 13 2004 6:38PM
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westcoastskier
Posts: 333 - Karma: 10
Sexxmaster Cwac Cwac



you can't tell us we can't sell Pent House in Abbotsford!
Apr 13 2004 6:51PM
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Sinister
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 10
ass machine real...wasted my time



'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'.I hope you have reached a high level of happiness now
Apr 13 2004 6:57PM
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Jasmine
Posts: 1489 - Karma: 10
ass machine shizzlemah




''Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.''
P. J. O'Rourke
Apr 13 2004 7:00PM
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4-Front
Posts: 5306 - Karma: 199
Vivacious Ice
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[Hight North Session 4]


Apr 13 2004 7:00PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 135
according to the site, its Falopian Teapot
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NS Militia
Proud to be a witness of the Great Spamming of 2004.
Apr 13 2004 7:04PM
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Swirly999
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 10
check this ebonics translator

http://www.joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp


-Scott
Apr 13 2004 7:05PM
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Swirly999
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 10
http://www.joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp
-Scott
Apr 13 2004 7:05PM
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mwhahaha
Posts: 242 - Karma: 10
Wankmaster Kawfi o ya i sound like a pimp
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Apr 13 2004 7:09PM
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SwitchPollard
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 10
My goddamn rock solid ghetto shiznit name is Sexxmaster Shizzlemah.What's yours?Powered by Rum and Monkey.

Haha Fellatio Kool, thats classic.
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Mont Tremblant '04
Apr 13 2004 7:32PM
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SwitchPollard
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 10
^^ I like this one better. Its got some real hilarious shit. Check it.

http://www.ighetto.com/html/jive.shtml
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Mont Tremblant '04
Apr 13 2004 7:34PM
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skibunnie
Posts: 1756 - Karma: 14
hah mine's rectal teapot
dunno if that's ghetto or just weird but oh well
Apr 13 2004 7:35PM
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freeride1260
Posts: 1337 - Karma: 11
Ass Machine Weed


Anti-Flag

-Whats so fucking wrong, and whats so anti-establishment about the idea of peace? Why is wanting to know the truth so anti establishment?

These aren't anti-establishment ideas, these are Pro fucking peace ideas-




all girls should swallow and enjoy anal sex - Lateralis


Apr 13 2004 7:37PM
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oO~sKiErGirL~Oo
Posts: 2314 - Karma: 21
ass machine ice.

hotness.

'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'

'Amy, are your ears cold? Your ice is looking icier than usual...' -Turpin
Apr 13 2004 7:39PM
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ski_honey
Posts: 19 - Karma: 10
My goddamn rock solid ghetto shiznit name is Toilet Duq Teapot, Yo.What's yours?Powered by Rum and Monkey.
-Trix

[pulp fiction] Butch: I think I have a broken rib.
Fabienne: From giving me oral pleasure?
Apr 13 2004 7:39PM
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_alli_
Posts: 1792 - Karma: 34
mine is Fallopian Cwac Cwac...that's just odd


'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'
- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
Apr 13 2004 7:40PM
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seventhdayslumber
Posts: 209 - Karma: 10
mine is Ass Machine Wack

ESE TAKEOVER
Apr 13 2004 7:41PM
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Jazz_Skellington
Posts: 173 - Karma: 10
I got by far THE best name ever. Bookmaster Teapot. Im going to start using that all the time
Apr 13 2004 7:42PM
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