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Growing old...

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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,184
i don't know about you old guys out there but i have come to a realization; i keep getting older and the girls keep staying the same age!

getting old fucking blows!!!






SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess

***C*C*R***
Apr 13 2004 6:46PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
its alright man, i already cant move like i used to.





Hardcore drug abuse.....so hot right now. -west
Apr 13 2004 6:51PM
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Jasmine
Posts: 1489 - Karma: 10
yeah suddenly you wake up one day and, holy cats, you're 23!




''Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.''
P. J. O'Rourke
Apr 13 2004 6:56PM
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rynmartn
Posts: 2697 - Karma: 21
um..I really don't think 23 is old. wait until yer 35 then u can make a post like this


yay skiing

Apr 13 2004 7:05PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
i may be 20 but my knees are a decent 37
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Apr 13 2004 7:50PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,184
im 21 and i feel super old!





SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess

***C*C*R***
Apr 13 2004 8:58PM
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_alli_
Posts: 1792 - Karma: 34
meh, i don't consider 23 old. maybe that's because I have alot of friends around that age, I just don't notice it anymore.


'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'
- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
Apr 13 2004 8:59PM
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freeride1260
Posts: 1337 - Karma: 11
im 15 and i dont feel old


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-Whats so fucking wrong, and whats so anti-establishment about the idea of peace? Why is wanting to know the truth so anti establishment?

These aren't anti-establishment ideas, these are Pro fucking peace ideas-




all girls should swallow and enjoy anal sex - Lateralis


Apr 13 2004 9:09PM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
I'm 21, my body feels like it's 60. Too many injuries, too much abuse.




TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU
SKIER: How would you describe your style?
PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
Apr 13 2004 9:39PM
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seventhdayslumber
Posts: 209 - Karma: 10
IM 15 thats pretty damn old

ESE TAKEOVER
Apr 13 2004 10:00PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
21 in two months man...midlife crisis time soon.
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'i always make my bitches get abortions' - Dave Pauls
FROSTMONKEY
Apr 13 2004 10:50PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
yea u think to urself like 10 years ago would be 1990 but it is actually 94 and i can remeber 94, so its kinda weird



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mario doesn't need that shit, he can stomp his own game with out no mother fucking dinosaur horse. bich.

-alpentalik
Apr 13 2004 10:54PM
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ShitSlam2
Posts: 311 - Karma: 10
hey seventhdayslumber, ur pretty damn gay, so shut the fuck up





I would really appreciate it if you would shut the fuck up.


Do me a favor, kill a racer.
Apr 13 2004 10:55PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
I'm 18 an now I have to be careful with the chicks I bone I dont want to get in trouble getting old sucks....

Omar otte isnt tuna! therefore we shall not talk about him at this point in time..-Destroy

ESE TAKEOVER!!

TMC WUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU

JAKE RODRIGUEZ

Drop Bombs
Not Cliffs
Apr 14 2004 11:56AM
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BigCock
Posts: 221 - Karma: 10
only 14 here, got a long ways to go!
Apr 14 2004 11:58AM
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k2_kodi
Posts: 727 - Karma: 11
yeah i know what you mean...im 19, but i've been skiing since i was 8...so in the morning sometimes, i feel like i'm 50. creaky knees and crap

it has to start somewhere. it has to start sometime. what better place than here, what better time than now.

-i ski hard and drink harder-
Apr 14 2004 12:04PM
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