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You raff you ruse - ski edition

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matt.s
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a thread consisting of funny moments in skiing

feel free to add your own






Jun 10 2010 9:42PM
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Randy_Quench
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GREAT idea. but i feel like its going to turn into a "post funny bails" thread.
my threads for sure.
Jun 10 2010 9:44PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Brian Gallant, may he live forever.

Jun 10 2010 9:45PM
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thatsG
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first
Jun 10 2010 9:45PM
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Zump.
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Thats one of the worst crashes I've ever seen. I cringe every time I see it.
Jun 10 2010 9:46PM
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BenWhit
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i havent seen that one in forever hahahaha

classic.

Jun 10 2010 9:47PM
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JStrathern
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i automatically win! by the way this will fail but i will quote.

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Jun 10 2010 9:49PM
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jibjunkie
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<object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" width="480" height="340" codebase="http://fpdownload.macromedia.com/get/flashplayer/current/swflash.cab"><param name="movie" value="https://www.newschoolers.com/ext/jw_player/player-4.6.swf"><param name="autoplay" value="true"><param name="quality" value="high"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="file=http://media.nscdn.com/uploads/member/videos.264/1264742513_1264741888T-rail_crash.mp4&link=https://www.newschoolers.com/web/content/viewvideo/id/324254/&config=http://media.nscdn.com/uploads/site/embed/v1nsjwembed.xml"><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" src="https://www.newschoolers.com/ext/jw_player/player-4.6.swf" width="480" height="340" bgcolor="000000" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" flashvars="file=http://media.nscdn.com/uploads/member/videos.264/1264742513_1264741888T-rail_crash.mp4&link=https://www.newschoolers.com/web/content/viewvideo/id/324254/&config=http://media.nscdn.com/uploads/site/embed/v1nsjwembed.xml" /></object><div style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10px;">Courtesy of <a href="https://www.newschoolers.com">Newschoolers.com</a></div>
Jun 10 2010 9:53PM
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WVskiing
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^not that funny
Jun 10 2010 9:57PM
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Balto
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WHO THE FUCK BROKE NS AGAIN
Jun 10 2010 10:01PM
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MADDECENT
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hello first page, you seem to be broken
Jun 10 2010 10:04PM
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Blurst
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THE INTERNET IS BROKEN!
Jun 10 2010 10:07PM
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Dan.P
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I challenge your double eject with...Rope tow wedgie, i know it was in a different thread but still a funny skiing moment
Jun 10 2010 10:08PM
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Zump.
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hahaha, he got lifted right up! looks like it hurt
Jun 10 2010 10:10PM
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joshua
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I don't have a vid, but does anyone else misjudge transitions ever? I was skiing on a pow day once in really flat light, and there was this uphill thing that I can normally just ski over, but it was more like a wall with all the snow, so I just ended up going headfirst into it.
Jun 10 2010 10:16PM
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Thenowhereman42
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Click for larger image
Jun 10 2010 10:23PM
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samsquamch
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i see your rope tow wedgie and raise you a gaper on a flat box

Jun 10 2010 10:32PM
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samsquamch
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and this
Jun 10 2010 10:34PM
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Clebo1
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almost lost it on double eject.

only to completely lose once i saw the rope tow
Jun 10 2010 10:44PM
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tratank
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<object width="640" height="505"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/x1LDMR3s-RQ&hl=en_GB&fs=1&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/x1LDMR3s-RQ&hl=en_GB&fs=1&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="505"></embed></object>
Jun 10 2010 11:01PM
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matt.s
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work?
Jun 10 2010 11:06PM
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midget.
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sorry if i screw this up
Jun 10 2010 11:21PM
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matt.s
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embed!
Jun 10 2010 11:31PM
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Bungholio
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i aslmost loled on the second one but i held through em all...
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sooo prime

and

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may god himself help my embed code work...
Jun 10 2010 11:39PM
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Bungholio
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prime
prime
Jun 10 2010 11:43PM
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ski-swagga
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had to be done.
Jun 10 2010 11:49PM
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Moses
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I've always had a place in my heart for...
Jun 10 2010 11:53PM
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DsMoK3
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everytime i see a rainbow box/rail i know its gonna be a good one
Jun 10 2010 11:58PM
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Bungholio
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wow...
Jun 11 2010 12:06AM
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matt.s
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was waiting for this to be posted.

Jun 11 2010 12:19AM
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deleted5
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best video ever
Jun 11 2010 12:23AM
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fratskier69
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is that tremblant? and he got destroyed...
Jun 11 2010 12:29AM
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MackJones
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and knowing that tremblant and it's ice is the destroyer of worlds, joe is the man
Jun 11 2010 12:55AM
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woogity
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ma freads
Jun 11 2010 1:58AM
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Sean...M
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Jun 11 2010 2:02AM
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Utard
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This one puckers my sphincter



Jun 11 2010 5:29AM
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I_Am_Mod
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not a skier, but it happened right in front of my eyes :)

It was a client in one of the snowboard groups from the organization where i teach, he ended up having only a broken ankle ....
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Jun 11 2010 6:03AM
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leahey
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hahaha love that one
Jun 11 2010 8:02AM
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Caucasian_Asian
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Work?
Jun 11 2010 9:10AM
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Kirsakid
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holy shit and knowing that landing is ice that makes it so much more painful.
Jun 11 2010 9:22AM
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Martin-moe
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Jun 11 2010 9:29AM
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EC-Skier
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ive lasted now for..


watch from 1:00 to 1:30
Jun 11 2010 9:38AM
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ski-plastic
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In many ways its the epitome of afterbang. Absolutely no movement on the ride away
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And if the interwebs fail me heres the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uupAAz9uwE
Jun 11 2010 1:17PM
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.newman.
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i losed
Jun 11 2010 1:36PM
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*TURBONERD*
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.
Jun 11 2010 1:42PM
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EC-Skier
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Bu6PNB3xC8

Jun 11 2010 1:49PM
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Schlop
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hahah this one is great.
Jun 11 2010 1:54PM
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MEOWZERS
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
Jun 11 2010 2:26PM
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1337
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ahahahahahha gets me every time ^
Jun 11 2010 2:43PM
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chardi
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HAHAHA the music at the end when he's not moving at all makes it so much better.
Jun 11 2010 4:01PM
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Blurst
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Jun 11 2010 4:05PM
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