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skifree179
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So the hoe that lives behind me thought it would be funny to throw kitty litter and caned cat food all over my car and lets say payback is goin down tonite what should i do to her car that isnt to damageing but a super pain to clean,or scent (etc.)

Jun 10 2010 6:21PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
obviously you deserved it for some reason. stop being a bitch and people wont fuck with you.
Jun 10 2010 6:22PM
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gnarles.
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crake eggs all over her car
Jun 10 2010 6:22PM
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NaturalRotater
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how do you know it was her...
Jun 10 2010 6:22PM
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comeatmebro
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throw 10 cinder blocks at her car.
Jun 10 2010 6:22PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
lol +k
Jun 10 2010 6:26PM
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skifree179
Posts: 769 - Karma: 17
i dont even talk to the girl she is gunna be a freshman in college and me a junior in Hs this is obsivaly this a case of imatureity
Jun 10 2010 6:26PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
hahahahahahha
Jun 10 2010 6:29PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59

ha.

1. buy some bologna.

2. cut it into desired shape.

3. stick it onto car.

4. she has a penis print where the paint was removed.

Jun 10 2010 6:31PM
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pmw
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you said desires shape, then proceeded to say a penis shape. thus, the shape does not matter, because regardless it will be a penis?
Jun 10 2010 6:32PM
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garrett.
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this story relates to your story and may also give you an idea:

so when my brother was going to college someone egged his truck, he knew who did it so naturally pay back was in order. Now my brother owned a very large dog (black lab/pitbull or something or other mix, up around 140 lbs of solid muscle). As many of you know, big dogs equal big shits. One night the people who egged his truck left their porch door unlocked and he took advantage by walking in and leaving a large pile of dog shit on their kitchen counter.

good idea? probably not. funny? fuck yeah
Jun 10 2010 6:35PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
everyone knows that if you cut bologna it will reform back in its natural shape of a penis.  if you do it fast enough though you could make it another shape, or even words.  or you could just cut out the middle man and just cut it into a penis which is recommended.
Jun 10 2010 6:38PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51675 - Karma: 162,693
First if you did something to her, take it like a man.

If not, put something like roadkill or a nasty old food into the air intake for the fan so her car smells like rotten shit
Jun 10 2010 6:42PM
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X_ANKILLA
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saran wrap her car and in between every layer put mustard or chocolate syrup
Jun 10 2010 6:59PM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
Kill her parents and put them in chili then feed it to her.

Works every time.
Jun 10 2010 7:02PM
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Balto
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this
Jun 10 2010 7:03PM
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geteducated
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spray her car with adhesive and put bird seed on it afterwards. birds will be all over her car and shitting everywhere.
Jun 10 2010 7:04PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
NO WAY are you going to be junior in high school. Please tell me that you actually know how to spell those words.. actually just be able to put a proper sentence together for that matter..
Jun 10 2010 7:07PM
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Scott0_robot0
Posts: 3291 - Karma: 212
good episode
Jun 10 2010 7:07PM
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Kirsakid
Posts: 1793 - Karma: 126
this

But the saran rap sounds cool too
Jun 10 2010 7:13PM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,009
Bologna Stamp Penis her car.

Saw it on here in a thread somewhere

Step 1:Take piece of Bologna and cut it into the shape of a penis

Step 2:Soak Bologna Penis in 7up

Step 3: Stick the Bologna Penis on her car. If it says on for more than 30 minutes the Paint will come off in that spot.
Jun 10 2010 7:18PM
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Hansel.
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1. use a hole punch to get millions of those dots
2. get in the car somehow
3. put dots in the ac ducts
4. turn the ac on high
5.?????
6.Profit?
Jun 10 2010 7:23PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51675 - Karma: 162,693
Get some friends. Lift her car up and put it on wood or cinderblocks. Put would on the blocks, don't scratch it. You want it to be like a 1/4 inch off the ground, when she tries to drive to work, she will just keep spinning and not no what the fuck is wrong with her car.
Jun 10 2010 7:28PM
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Parrish
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Cause she's a women?
Jun 10 2010 7:30PM
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123+ski
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do it with honey if its in the sun
that shit will get harder than cement

you could put sugar next to her gas tank, but most woman drivers are too dumb to even notice/fall for it

lots of post it notes, but it takes a while to set up too

magnum condom over the exhaust pipe, with a little duct tape for a good seal

put shit under the door handles

one of my friends works at a marina so he was talking about shrink wrapping someones car

or if you can get inside freeze a can of shaving cream and then cut it open and put it in her car, it will expand and cover eveything, and put cayenne pepper or dog shit in the vents

this is just off the top of my head i might remember more later
Jun 10 2010 7:30PM
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pomme-de-terre
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take a dump in her air filter, then every time she turns on the air conditioning it smells like YOUR SHIT!!!!



(+k if you get the reference..)
Jun 10 2010 7:37PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51675 - Karma: 162,693
1.Put a compartment under her car, or break into the trunk.
2. Plant drugs
3. Call the cops from a payphone
4.??????
5. Profit
Jun 10 2010 7:40PM
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broto
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1. buy syrup and proceed to lather her car in it.
2. empty multiple feather pillows on car.
3. ??????
4. profit
Jun 10 2010 8:53PM
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I.Love.Beezy
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put a condom over her exhaust pipe?
Jun 10 2010 8:54PM
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T-Holt
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Put a potato in the exhaust, and when she comes to start her car, stab her in the face. That'll show her.
Jun 10 2010 9:01PM
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I.Love.Beezy
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i lol'ed


























































































































































































:)
Jun 10 2010 9:02PM
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Caucasian_Asian
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Is she hot?  Does she have hot friends?
Jun 10 2010 9:04PM
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Dan.P
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Hahaha you are the car prank king, i say do all of these.
Jun 10 2010 9:09PM
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Dan.
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Fuck her mom.






or dad if that's how you roll, no judgement.
Jun 10 2010 9:11PM
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.Natty.
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haha i enjoyed that greatly
Jun 10 2010 9:12PM
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.Natty.
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permission to sig?








too late already did it
Jun 10 2010 9:15PM
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Darth_Veeder
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There was an epic boys versus girls war on the swim team I was on one year.  One of the guys worked at some kind of fish place so he got fish heads and we got one kid to skip morning practice and he put it all over the girls cars, it was in winter so the fish heads froze to the cars, best prank ever.
Jun 10 2010 9:18PM
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snowking249
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After reading through almost this whole thread, i realized i know the OP. Quit being such a bitch Brad and go shit on her car and piss in her mailbox.
Jun 10 2010 9:19PM
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alexat955
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most important question
Jun 10 2010 9:22PM
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theabortionator
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Give her fake lotto ticket then burn down her house
Jun 10 2010 9:23PM
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stalefish.
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hahaha - so wrong and so funny, you silly goose
Jun 10 2010 9:26PM
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Travapple.
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hide in the back of her car, then rape her. make sure you yell surprise sex. otherwise it could get messy.
Jun 10 2010 9:31PM
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Darth_Veeder
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I lol'd greatly.
Jun 10 2010 9:36PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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Click for larger image

or

Click for larger image

only two options
Jun 10 2010 10:09PM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
just a good ol shit on the hood of her car.  gets the message across.
Jun 10 2010 10:20PM
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apcaipse
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Get some crayons, draw all over the windows. Can't get it off.
Jun 10 2010 10:26PM
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MaddyS
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Pick up some imitation deer urine at an outdoor supply store, and dump it in her air vents. I garuntee she’ll never be able to get the scent out.

Jun 10 2010 10:26PM
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Brenone
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If by chance you can get into her car, strap a dead fish under te driver seat or leave an open can of tuna in their somewhere.
Jun 10 2010 10:30PM
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Zump.
Posts: 3338 - Karma: 305
This. And/or break eggs and rub it all over any cloth material in her car. It stinks SO bad.
Jun 10 2010 10:35PM
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andy_boy
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Is it a newer or older car? If it's an older car without a remote unlocker, empty an entire tube of crazy glue into each key lock on the car. If it's a newer car do it anyways. Amazing results for such a low risk/low cost crime.
Jun 10 2010 10:54PM
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Parrish
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Fuck her, for Christ sake.
Jun 10 2010 11:12PM
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