At the college that i play for; i see this a lot. Our couch is very "passionate" he puts that in every write up he gets...
I remember 2 specific instances when they were pretty epic ejections.
1. He always has a stop watch in his hand... and this kid gets thrown out at second base. He immediately chucks it up in the air and starts jogging to second base. He got to the umpire right as the stop watch hit the ground it had to have been 50+ feet in the air!
2. and my personal favorite.. is when our best player; his cousin gets called out on strike three. He goes thats fucking bush league; baby back bull shit call... (we cant swear in our league) The umpire turns and goes what did you say?!
Coach: HUH? what?
umpire: You heard me! what did you say?
coach: what i cant hear you?
umpire: ryan you can hear me don't play games!
coach; well i cant hear and you cant see looks like we have a damn problem on our hands; dont we!!
umpire: ryan you're gone!
coach: (grabs the closest bat; pretends its a rocket launcher) NO MOTHER FUCKER.. YOU"RE GONE!
hahaha i was on the floor laughing uncontrollably! then i said some stupid things when i was on the floor and my coach heard them and i got to run... but well worth it!
