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How to make fake poo (at home)
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alright, first get a plastic bag and fill it with flour. then add cinamon,iregano,and other stuff that would make it turn brown. then add water. mix it around so that it is firm and moist at the same time. then go to school and whip it at your friends. or be lazy and take it out of ur toilet.
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if you take it out of the toilet its not fake. thats cheating
felt like a big man pushing that kid around!
shes talking to her invisible friend, God
adrian
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or skip the toilet just shit in the bag.
Hardcore drug abuse.....so hot right now. -west
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can i kill you right now? you definately deserve it!
SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess
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Sounds like some one is relatively high
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MOCK
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YEAH, relatively is a relative term.....
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berd, thanks fo da ppoop rescipe, I's be makin some soon!
but fo real, just put a snickers bar in the pool and then once everyones like thats gross, pick it up and eat it!
-Pat
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you have A LOT of free time, dont you?
Arggg...I am a pirate!
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Pjo thats never been done
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Grandmaster CT Skiers
'i am smarter than the average indivitual'-D-Loc AKA 'I'm the coolest'
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i shit in a bag once... then we lit it on fire on a crazy old mans doorstep. im serious
Hey i was looking at some website.......stepts, and i found this link to what i guess is a new ski company
i read all of the mags, and i havent seen one bit of this company before. - alev asking about defy skis
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yea i shit in a bag and put it on a girls windowsill
its all about the 609
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its ok guys. irishdrink only likes her men to deal with the real stuff.
Joel
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'i think its funny that they decriminilized both homosexual sex and animal sex at the same time... what kinda message does that send?' -Apple
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or you could just leave an oh henry in the sun. then go to a public pool and send it down the waterslide.
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^^^ lanks is fuckin funny
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crystalneedsapark is getting lazy
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you should win a nobel prize for that...or at least have poo flung at you
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i accept
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