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Jib Fest thing at Alpental is soooo stupid. Everybody is suck.

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EastCoastPride
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Yo. Andy Mahre. No poles. 270 on, 270 out. No poles + t-shirt = absolutely dope. It looks sooo smooth because there is only arm movement... and hardly any at that, with no flapping/whipping poles to distract the eye. But he makes it look good.

Please debate.

But if you disagree, please shut up.


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Apr 13 2004 9:12PM
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bitterwithin
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wait ur sayin that it was stupid but sayin that it was sick because the guy wasn't using poles, im lost




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Apr 13 2004 9:13PM
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Barmski
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i think its sick personally. Though on rails its a lot easier to keep it smooth w/o poles than jumps. What would REALLY be sick to see someone do a 7 wit no arm movement when they land. Like they get the 7 and the arms are steady landing NO reverting of the shoulders, just ride away smooth.
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Apr 13 2004 9:15PM
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EastCoastPride
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Yeah, me neither. What the fuck man. Shut up man. Your thread title is stupid. East Coast is stupid. Andy Mahre is dope. Skiing is dope. No poles is wicked. 270s are really, really ridiculously good-looking.


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Apr 13 2004 9:16PM
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vantownloc
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i disagree so i'll shut up then.
Apr 13 2004 9:16PM
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twoplankerbean
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yo....andy will do a seven with no poles, no arm movement, no grab, no clothes, nothing, but sheer mad style. he told me so.
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Apr 13 2004 9:16PM
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albatross.
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i thought it looked really bad. Probably because i just watched that ski boarding movie because some guy told me it was smooth(and it wasnt) and marhe just like them. Poles rule it.
Apr 13 2004 9:29PM
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twoplankerbean
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no...you rule the pole.
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Apr 13 2004 9:30PM
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jtski
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i think it looks better with them, but do whacha want



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Apr 13 2004 9:55PM
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Skier10322
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the funny thing is that your making this big a deal with the tricks you saw.... no one is mentionin the switch tail butter 270 on, BS switch up, 270 out on a double kink
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Apr 13 2004 10:40PM
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Kev
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what's with all the hate? Where the Love baby? It's all about the love...

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Apr 13 2004 10:50PM
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Apr 13 2004 10:51PM
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Kev
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that more sluty love, but who isn;t done for some sluty love now and then eh?

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Apr 13 2004 10:55PM
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BrodyLeven
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Apr 13 2004 11:13PM
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shawnm1260
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you people are all fucking idiots...except teddy and erich...you dont know what was going on...maybe you should just stop talking...do you think that he is giving up poles forever or something... he had poles with him he just didnt use them for fun...its a change...change can be fun from time to time
Apr 14 2004 12:12AM
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Pipe_Munky
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i like slutty love kev!





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Apr 14 2004 12:42AM
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NoTeefa
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its quite simple, when you are just hiking 3 rales all day do you really want or need poles? its just more shit to carry


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Apr 14 2004 5:51AM
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Apr 14 2004 8:24AM
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WIfreeskier
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probably the smoothest rider i've seen with no poles
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Apr 14 2004 8:26AM
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Matty.
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ya man, he was soooo smooth without poles

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Apr 14 2004 10:08AM
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Barmski
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^indeed
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Apr 14 2004 11:05AM
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Apr 14 2004 12:38PM
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EastCoastPride
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yo. son. listen up. i was giving mad super ghetto steezy props to mahre. not cutting his style.


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Apr 14 2004 1:01PM
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SwitchPollard
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It would look awkward watching a 4 foot tall kid with 180 cm skis and no poles spinning onto a rail.
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Apr 14 2004 5:32PM
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jono
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no, you guys are helping merge the sport of skiing with skiboarding. and this should not happen, or else we are going to crash and burn along with the skiboarders. dont kill our sport. bring back the poles. please?
Apr 14 2004 8:09PM
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Schwags
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jono your post sounds so epic... but infact i think your point is dumb as fuck... no offense or anything.
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Apr 14 2004 10:08PM
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mavic1
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yea no poles, straight arms, no should movement....


How about to build a ramp then trow some full-back-full-full, that would be so smooth..
Apr 14 2004 10:13PM
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jono
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fair enough schwags, thanks for respecting my post even though you dont agree with me. i like that.
Apr 14 2004 10:53PM
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