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$ Write A Rap Verse $

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JoshWong
Posts: 2823 - Karma: 20,539
rapping is awesome and very relevant to Skiing.

drop if a verse if you will........



ok,I guess i'll go first / now listen as i spit my verse / i guess i'll rap bout skiing / cause on this website thats all i be seein. / skiing its not about being the best / its bout the the feeling that you get in your chest / when you learn a new trick and put your skills to the test / givin 100% / and if your lucky and you try real hard you might make it to the top / be the creme of the crop / but when you make it there son you'd better not stop / you'd better keep slaying / you'd better keep praying / gotta keep on obeying the rules of the game / cause it be a real shame / if you missed your aim / and fell back down / all the way to the ground / look at Tom Wallisch / some say he's the best / as good as it gets / you think he got there without any sweat? / nah hard work and practice with no regrets / but skiings bout more then throwing it down / its a lifestyle / what you do at home when no ones around / pants saggin an tall tees draggin / trying to keep form hating on these posers who always be braggin / but no one understand you cause your not from this world. / your from the planet called SKI / so they don't really see / the real you or the real me / thats all i got for now / im out ,peace.
Jun 9 2010 10:05PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
my names nick
i suck dick
let me get a lick
i aint no hick
i am so sick
Jun 13 2010 9:21PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
no homo
Jun 13 2010 9:21PM
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Phormat
Posts: 774 - Karma: 20
I put some thought in this next one, you get reassembled then torn,
Gonna revert your thoughts, prepare to be a newborn
Today is a lesson on the meaning of life,
Where one man tells another that he slept with his wife.
It's a slap in the face, when you realize your fate.
That in no day will you ever be regarded as great.
You get put to pasture, no statue built, no facade of alabaster.
They describe my lyrics a la blaster, because of what I've mastered
Can in no way shape or form be redone, a genius caster.
To you it seems as though as if by magician,
But tell you this I'm a statistician,
Or rather a rapper physician,
Your diagnosis: stupidity like cancer coming out of remission,
Brain's vital digits are pissing to the wind and missin'.
You remind me much of a pestulant moth,
Flying around a light in continual loss.
Let's face it you stink,
you end up like my lugies down a sink,
Without chink,
my armor shrugs you off, I am King.
Here's the secret,
I'm gonna help you a take peek at it.
Like religion you need blind faith so give me a minute.
Such as God what I say is scribed, further yet written in stone,
Hint: Concerning rap it's best if you leave it alone.

Jun 14 2010 12:07PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
I've lost some friends
and some friends have lost me
least i'm not blind
or in fake reality
I can't sleep, can't be me,
haven't seen you in a while
so I just seem to believe can't be free

I have asked for change
but I don't want your dimes
Pouting on a street corner I asked a man for the time
A hand upon my shoulder
true gaze to make
my mind feel grazed
he shook his head and smiled
then i had watched it
the clock I asked for I had stopped it.
Closing my eyes we all realized
our seconds can be free
so reality let me be
on such thing
no such dream, your living on a street
with no scene of things.
i'm beyond the past and i don't want it to last
I wanna be centered
just be sentimental
of all my items
i look at with enticement.
no my heart and head feel alignment

Jun 14 2010 12:28PM
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bnor
Posts: 286 - Karma: 12
nigga nigga nigga
what is tigga was a nigga
nigga nigga nigga
enslavement of the tigga
Jun 14 2010 12:31PM
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jeR.
Posts: 1325 - Karma: 58
this was actually an assignment for my ap english class... write something 'creative' about hamlet. I wrote a rap and my teacher actually liked it:
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Eh, yo, mic check one-two, Hamlet on the track-

Well, I’ll spit this verse till death or worse,

I represent for Elsinore, and you know what else is more?

I take vengeance by the bodkin, owed to my next-of-kin

Fuck Claudius, that fool be getting’ rid of all of us,

Papa’s life a eulogy, yeah that shit got through to me,

Ghost preyin on my mind, a bottle of wine just to bide-

My time, until I murder viciously, no more trickin’ me

Horatio, my boy from the beginning, we’ll see your last inning,

My motto misanthropic, not philanthropic,

Somethin rotten in the state of Denmark, stabbin mothafuckas to hell its dark,

Stark, and isolatin’, mama’s actions frustratin,

Sleepin with the devil, head’s not level,

Life crumblin’ around me, my insanity, dichotomy to vanity-

Bitches like Ophelia, Papa I can hear ya,

My fall from grace, unfair this place,

King’s a phony, Queen’s uncouth, I’m the truth.

Jea its Hamlet tearin’ straight through your whole crew,

Never knew who slaughtered you,

Claudius watch yo back, my dogs on the attack,

You fin to get merked, my dagger jerked,

Through your skull like Yorick, fall brick by brick,

This the foundation of my masta plan, fuck up yo’ lifespan,

Claudius you brought this upon yo’self, your downfall my health.

Peace!

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StartFragment EndFragment
Jun 14 2010 1:44PM
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JoshWong
Posts: 2823 - Karma: 20,539
haha nice, fun assignment
Jun 14 2010 9:50PM
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JoshWong
Posts: 2823 - Karma: 20,539
more,more, more. +++K
Jun 16 2010 10:36PM
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Beepboop123
Posts: 691 - Karma: 90
My life flashed before my eyes
should've seen it comin but all i herd was lies
It is now time to put on a disguise
and i grabbed all my supplies
threw on the ski mask and broke the window
entered the bank and the owner screamed hello
i tried to turn around to run out
but he cocked back and shot about
next thing you know im on the floor
beggin this mother fucker n all he did was ignore
9mm up against my head
he pulled the trigger n now im dead

Jun 16 2010 11:32PM
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JoshWong
Posts: 2823 - Karma: 20,539
bump
Jul 2 2010 11:39PM
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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
she smelt like cigarettes and butthole, up all night on adderall
Jul 2 2010 11:48PM
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bitchezluv=]
Posts: 869 - Karma: 43
klickity klank, klickity klank.
i heard some clatter at the window
i knew something was stank

i walked up to the window and opened it up
a bird flew in and was all like wassup

RIP bird that my dog ate you will be missed and probably forgoten ):
Jul 2 2010 11:50PM
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wolvmatt
Posts: 361 - Karma: 10

Im so wealthy

I come from Philadelphy

Where the cheesesteaks are melty

and my bombers are stealthy

yeah, My libido is healthy

Jul 2 2010 11:50PM
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messplay
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 1,066
this rabid mind of mine got me flowin' mad viscious,
i pour water on all you wicked west witches.
thinkin' you're hard but boy those are just wishes!
i am Blade to all you Twilight ass bitches.

heard.
Jul 2 2010 11:52PM
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OnePlank
Posts: 1212 - Karma: 60
something i made for a rap battle i had for my friends for some bank. i copy pasted from a word document thats why its different font

C'mon I smoke good like a Rasta mon
All around me I'm on point like a octogon
I'm the optimum
I'ma be eatin until my belly stick out as far as the Octo-mom's
I'm an abomination
I'm an anomaly in conversation, I'm honorin confrontation
With a dime doin dominatrix on her
Disrespect me I'll wet you like condensation
Water (water) I'm a mixture
between Chris Brown and Chris Jericho, where's your daughter?
... I'm more than y'all can handle
At the Grammy's I'll send an Indian girl to the podium
to say "No thank you" like, Marlon Brando
The Oscars, "The Godfather"
Our father, you should praise me
I got some syphilis nunchucks wearin a AIDS key
That mean I'm sick when I kick SHIT!
Come to my concert get some SARS on the tip of your TIC-KET!
Hehe... I'm super cold
I don't spit, I shit, on your whole team
These niggaz think I'm from Cleveland
It's somethin the way I be, droppin the Browns off at the Superbowl
Game time, nigga let's hit the sto'
And if I gave a FUCK, this is where the hook would go
This is Street Hop, no rules
The rest of y'all niggaz watered down like old dudes
I'm willin to do what you won't do, I'm old school
I'm a mac, I punch rappers cause I'm (Pro-Tools)
I hit your Pause button, I cease frontin
You don't start nothin, it still might be somethin
You don't want nothin, you might have somethin
If I go over your head it's cause your ass duckin
FUCK the underground
I rhyme for them fly motherfuckers that's up, that ain't tryin to dumb it down
FUCK radio, FUCK video
I live by the Bust' (Scenario), what the dealio?
You could stop listenin, right now
I'm pussy eatin with bitches, I put the dyke down
Cause I'm a diamond, I'm llama rhymin, you Ramadan-in
Simon says that in my prime I'm here
Everywhere I go it's a crime there
While you on-lookin at me in the lawn chair
Cocaine (cocaine) propane (propane)
I'm a livin degenerate of the dope game
Relate to it - though you thought you probably couldn't
put a face to the opposite of how the FAKE do it
I'm hip-hop's savior, the old faithful
Sick shit, stop you off that liquid like brake fluid
This is Street Hop (Street Hop)
Jul 3 2010 5:31PM
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OnePlank
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i guess it changed the font
Jul 3 2010 5:31PM
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oreopancake.
Posts: 2596 - Karma: 21
I snort cocaine off a mirror
Then I go shit-kick Justin Bieber
Then I smoke crack out of my pipe
Oh fuck I overdosed do you have my blood type?
So cold.
Jul 3 2010 5:42PM
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JoshWong
Posts: 2823 - Karma: 20,539
4th of July is tomorrow.
Jul 3 2010 11:05PM
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PDeg
Posts: 178 - Karma: 40

yo yo yo i am a skier

hold on a sec gotta piss off of da peir

every one cool is on newschoolers

it'll take ova the world and become da new ruler

i may not have karma like da other fellas

but ya gotta say my rymes are way better

Jul 3 2010 11:15PM
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Motherfucka
Posts: 1179 - Karma: 26

My names SteezMcgee,

I am a g,

Workin three jobs

Livin with two snobs.

Just got my paycheck,

used it.

Man my g suit just cost me alot of loot.

Piece my nukkah

Jul 3 2010 11:19PM
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messplay
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 1,066
steez mcgee you rhyme spits cold
you're the victim now. rolled.
livin' with two snobs? ha you can't adapt
but we keep that between me and you, pact?
barely 6 digits in that bi-weekly income
shit, you spend it fast like a pitch from Lincecum.
did i see g-suit? man thats not steeze
you're just another trendwhore, faggot please.
now get on your knees, ill tell you when to sneeze
Jul 3 2010 11:38PM
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adamlukowski
Posts: 3676 - Karma: 311
Banned?
Jul 3 2010 11:45PM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
I felt it was time I contributed again. Enjoy!

Jon threw a dub more stomped than T-Wall.
Everyone in the know
Thought Simon’s back was to the wall
But he came back
And talked no smack
But still we thought he’d fall.
Cause Jon threw switch dub rodes,
Making Simon’s nerves crawl.
But the one who was short
Dropped his own retort,
No longer looking small.
And America watched
Sal’s Mega Mo for the call.
And the people voted
Knowing least of all
That thug super mans look ill
Like a front flip stall.
Like Jordan with the ball.
America voted, Simon won,
And Ski Gabber went wild,
Like an unmoderated child
Those there who know
Knew that Jon’s shit was more dialed
But Simon just stood there
Quietly and smiled,
Not knowing that what had transpired
Would soon make him reviled.

Simon says do dub fronts
Simon says switch truckdriver
Simon says “oh shit, hexo”
But gets away like Macguyver.


Now NS hates him
Says he’s gay
An annoying little faggot
Double frontin’
Not okay
5-foot-1, call him “maggot”.
No one buy Empire
It’s gay
Just like him-tag it.
But their anger was misdirected
I say “dang it!”
It’s not his style,
It’s the system that’s broken.
The “fan voting” is what went wrong
Cause the US seems to be smokin’.
Or maybe they’re just ignorant
Don’t know tricks even when spoken.
So for the next year,
The execs were scopin.
Looking ‘round and hopin’
That next year will be smokin’.
This time in a good way
And by me, they did okay.
History was made that day.

Simon says do super man.
Simon says I’m illionaire.
Simon says “I do what I can.”
But no one really cares.
Jul 4 2010 2:41AM
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squibble
Posts: 4569 - Karma: 104
fantastic
Jul 4 2010 3:11AM
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Dainsey
Posts: 2263 - Karma: 378
i did your mom
and came on her face
and she licked it clean
like dinner on my plate
and then i snuck in your house
and into your sisters room
and did her until she died
Jul 4 2010 3:29AM
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JoshWong
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good stuff +k
Jul 5 2010 11:25AM
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Uncle.Badness
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Then i found you dad and did him in the butt
Sodomy is nice cuz i dont give a fuck
Jul 5 2010 5:18PM
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wolvmatt
Posts: 361 - Karma: 10

That was simultaneously awful and amazing

Jul 5 2010 6:56PM
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Isabelle
Posts: 947 - Karma: 1,582

I am bored so

A passion, a lifestyle a way of self expression, If were not able to do it we will get an depression. It’s something that separates us from the gapper hordes that fill our slopes. If were not able to do it you might as well hang us to the ropes. we love this shit people call skiing, and very view understand our passion, so very view understand our pain if we have to miss a sick session. But everytime were out there we take risks, no pain no gain, But getting’ an injury fucked up all your plans so you can flush those down the drain. I don’t wanna become a nobody that’s not what I’m meant to be, Sitting at home doing nothing was never what I planned for me. So fuck this shit I’m gonna get back up and be stronger than ever, Fixing my knee and gettin’ better that’s what’s important so I’m gonna be clever.

or something like that haha I suck.

Jul 5 2010 7:25PM
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JoshWong
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first girl haha +K
Jul 5 2010 7:35PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
Yea I remember my first girl, pulled down her pants, saw a little curl, really turned me on like the size of my pell grants. I'm the lyrical genius they call me genius man, I think I just devised my next master plan.I'm gonna come over in the middle of the night, bend your mother over, and turn off the light. I begin to stick it in real smooth......Fuck I can't rap, but bump because some of this shit is amazing
Jul 5 2010 11:23PM
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midwestdream
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legit homie
Jul 5 2010 11:46PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
This guy aint no muthafuckin MC
I know everything he's got to say against me
I am white
I am a fuckin bum
I do live in a trailer with my mom
My boy Future is an Uncle Tom
I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob
Who shoots himself in the leg with his own gun
I did get jumped by all 6 of you chumps
And Wink did fuck my girl
I'm still standin here screamin fuck tha free world!!
Don't ever try to judge me dude
You don't know what the fuck i've been through
But i know something about you
You went to Cranbrook that's a private school
What's the matter dawg? You embarrassed?
This guy's a gangsta but his real name's Clarence
And Clarence lives at home with both parents
And Clarence's parents have a real good marriage
This guy don't wanna battle he shook
Koz there aint no such thang as HALF WAY CROOKS!!
He's scared to death
He's scared to look in his fuckin yearbook fuck Cranbrook

Fuck the beat i go acapella
Fuck a Papa Doc, fuck a clock, fuck a trailer, fuck everybody
Fuck y'all if you doubt me
I'm a piece of fucking white trash, i say it proudly
And fuck this battle
I don't wanna win
I'm outty
Here tell these people sumin they dont know about me..
Jul 6 2010 9:46AM
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JoshWong
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haha
Jul 6 2010 9:57AM
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Rafaelzz
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yo i send a email to a shemale ask her everything okey? she/he says no woow dough kickin in the mall pall hate to stall but shit im trippin over all diz ass whippin hittin up the weed shop gotta stop take a shot to vain with cocain i like how it feels in my brain hunting for ducks cuz lil wayne sucks im riding big ass delivery trucks
Jul 6 2010 10:13AM
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Uncle.Badness
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I'm a rich white skier but I think Im black
My bipolar disorder is worse than crack
I drink and smoke cuz I'm so fucking bad
my e-penis is small so i'm sad.
Jul 6 2010 9:08PM
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p-fo
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inspired by a kid at camp who rapped about killing bitches

i kill bitches
not cuz they snitches
just cuz they witches
i like poppin switches
leavin em in ditches
no need for stitches.
cuz i shot her in the head
on the sidewalk she bled
and now shes fully dead
lyin on the river bed
turn the water red.
even though im white
things turn out alright
no "dance with the devil"
i turned out her light
nobody miss a ho
dead on sight.
she wasnt my mama
i checked dead right.
cuz i didnt wanna lose my soul that night.
Aug 13 2010 2:54AM
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Scott0_robot0
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Aug 13 2010 2:54AM
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Scott0_robot0
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how much you charge an hour?
Aug 13 2010 2:57AM
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Yung_Gnarley
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skiing rocks.
eat my socks.
i have a cock.


THAT'S RIGHT
Aug 13 2010 2:59AM
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p-fo
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should have said "i have 8 cocks"
Aug 13 2010 3:01AM
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Scott0_robot0
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oh thats a hefty price to charge ill get back to you.
Aug 13 2010 3:01AM
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Yung_Gnarley
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i have 8 cocks.

THERE YA GO
Aug 13 2010 3:01AM
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JoshWong
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haha old thread bump
Aug 29 2012 11:29PM
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MittensFoDayze
Posts: 250 - Karma: 16
Chronic masturbation Asian from an island nation/ something SportsNation/ read a thread but didn't post/ was too busy easy eating toast/ Your mom is busty
Aug 29 2012 11:35PM
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TOK
Posts: 2928 - Karma: 2,540
It's max camera handler stamina to fill calenders
unimaginable camber, i rap it faster than delays on flangers
up and offed the latter, preceding getting mastered
trashing average rappers, toss 'em in the trash truck with they back up
i'm max, fuckin' matter-of-fact badged up
accolade ridden no letter room on the jacket
fags actin' like they match up gettin' lapped up
catch all of em, it's ash ketchum who i'm after
laughter as i gas up, supplement hits with crack huffs
fundamentalists get restrained and fractioned up
halves of em fed to the cannibals, slammed down with canned danimals
then bash skulls all to test if they malleable

organized hits on the most religious
santorum's on the ground choked out with a crucifix
not new to this, this fluidness, raps tight like a noose in it
throug with the boos, losin' em, airin out, nike swoosh in this

the hardest in the cardigan
pardoning the parliament
i'm the lord, lionhearted tar markin' all the colonists
discarding cartridges of nitrous oxide chargers
i'm harder than finding kids on the milk cartons in harlem bitch
hipster to a canteen, mission filthy handling
pill managing, sip casual capsules of xananine
slaughter families of those with conservative fallacies
laugh casually, green wasn't the pure cause of it
a bit obnoxious spittin toxins, rare as lochness is
the kid gets to lockin' it, grab the key and garbage it
walk away smiling cuz i haven't even started yet
Aug 29 2012 11:55PM
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Caspaaa
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My heart echoes in a steady rhythm
I'll live with what I'm given
My veins run with blood but the musics what's within em
I can feel it strum the flesh and bones
I'm reaching for those headphones
so they can fight my demons, or take care of these ghosts
Don't let the music stop
I gotta keep my head in the clouds cause I'm too scared of coming down
Been so high I don't know if I could even recognize the ground
Or memorize the sound of it
Separate the city noise and hushed voices surrounded
Around it, around me, the city that'll never sleep
Patiently waiting to showcase it's symphony

What if you had known it was all a lie
and what if god couldn't find the god damn time
So sick of healing bruises, sick of just getting by
Sick of the love we lack and sickened by these headlines
Well 20/20 vision isn't present it isn't given
Not a gift, a miracle, just a part of the life we live in
And honesty's the key so baby turn the ignition
Lets try to catch what we were missing
Don't let the music stop
Don't let the music stop
Passion ain't a part of the system, no time for those blue eyes
And kindness is a weakness, I'm too busy to sympathize
I'm from underneath the satellites and the same blue skies
The town park littered with our faithful goodbyes
That's all i've got, and this is all I'll give to you
1/4 of my 16, another page hanging in my bedroom.
Aug 30 2012 12:03AM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
I'll write a short verse for newschoolers,
skip me and You'll get a bruise Beuhller
Know who's cooler?
Nobody, I have rhymes like a motherfucker
If you think I'm wack you mistook me for another sucker
I'm far from gangster but I do like to kick it
And sit back and spit fast enough for tickets
To be issued, here's a tissue,
Everybody will miss you when I dis you
Because the shame will make you disappear
while you kiss a queer I dismiss a fear
and go all out cause there's nothing else to do
but what else is new? Take a pic of myself or two
and drop it off at your front doorstep
that's where your dad said the whore's kept.
and of course by whore I mean your mother
Shes been fucked by me and four others
without lube nor rubbers.
this verse is off track, What was I saying?
I'm sicker than a priest busting a nut while he's praying
In conclusion, that didn't make sense at all
There might be like two good lines if you go through and condense it all...





Aug 30 2012 12:59AM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,466
i'm not sure why everybodys rap has to involve dissing the reader.


it's not appealing. if you opened up the newspaper to an article about a new millionaire and the headline was "He's richer than you!" would you really want to read it?



yes it makes sense if you're in a rap battle but when it's just a normal verse it sounds weird.
Aug 30 2012 1:42PM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,635
Here's a verse I wrote for fun in a battle thread on Future Producers:

You talk decapitations, yet in your rhymes you're clearly statin'
That you work at Mickey D's? Well that's just devestatin'
Sounds like you need to be educated, get your back straightened
It's a long process so be patient or I'll wipe your dirty face on the pavement
Stop going around claimin' you're the greatest
'Cause I sure as hell ain't sittin' here in amazement
Your rhymes are blatant your mind vacant
Everything about you is an overstatement
Have I got you inflated, ears steaming, thoughts racin?
You better have rhymes pacing your tiny caveman brain stem
If not I can arrange them.

I know you'll come back better than before, I have confidence in you
I'll open the door and whisk you through
But you sound angry is it because of your terrible revenue?
I'm sorry that was a bit harsh, let me re-do
You sound angry is it because your verse blew?
Don't you dare misconstrue what I've said to you
Because now you're humbled even though your verses crumbled
And your next few words will be mumbled
Because your little brain took a tumble
Let me get you back on track so my lines are decipherable
I respect you because you're triumphal
But I also know you're lustful, that's a sin
Because you a have a terrible pseudonym
Majesty, what are you a rhyme magician?
You're not even a musician
Quit before you're stuck in prison
For saying the wrong things to little children
As for your ambition
It's about as high as my University tuition
And that's just outrageous
So before I go, let me say this:
This was just a battle, don't think anything I say depicts
The outcome of your own life even though it's shit.
Aug 30 2012 11:39PM
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