Member of the Month

je_t.aime_canard
January, 2025

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

Celtics Tonight

profile picture
ROOS.
Posts: 1992 - Karma: 39
FUCK YOU CELTICS, LIKE REALY, REALLY, THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE, RAYRAY FIX IT, PIERCE ULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF OUR ASS, SCORE AND WIN, FUCK EVERYTHING
Jun 8 2010 11:55PM
0 0
profile picture
ROOS.
Posts: 1992 - Karma: 39
CELTICS NEED TO GROW A PAIR GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
Jun 8 2010 11:57PM
0 0
profile picture
eheath
Posts: 61780 - Karma: 124,904
Celtics really did play like shit, the lakers didnt do anything special.
Jun 8 2010 11:57PM
0 0
profile picture
ski-swagga
Posts: 5276 - Karma: 219
FUCK YEAAAHHHHH!!!! CELTICS SUCK!!! THEY NEED LARRY BIRD BACK!!! GAHHHHHHH!!!
Jun 8 2010 11:59PM
0 0
profile picture
TheHamburglar
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,317
this thread is fucking loud

yay lakers won..
Jun 9 2010 12:01AM
0 0
profile picture
lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
are you retarded or do you just not watch basketball? rondo doesnt shoot threes because he is a terrible three point shooter, even when he is wide open
Jun 9 2010 12:08AM
0 0
profile picture
frp1080
Posts: 1706 - Karma: 10
ray played so terribly 0-13....he makes half of those celts win, like ive never seen someone play so good and then totally blow dick like he didn't even make that lay up when then called the foul on kg it was pathetic
Jun 9 2010 12:18AM
0 0
profile picture
2L208
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 308
i can't wait till its all over and i don;t have to listen to basketball jabber from my brothers for awhile
Jun 9 2010 12:23AM
0 0
profile picture
2L208
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 308
i can't wait till its all over and i don;t have to listen to basketball jabber from my brothers for awhile
Jun 9 2010 12:24AM
0 0
profile picture
theabortionator
Posts: 52146 - Karma: 168,477
lakers takin that shit home
Jun 9 2010 12:27AM
0 0
profile picture
lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
yes i read your post and it is still completely retarded, rondo passed up probably two jumpers inside the three point line all game, you clearly know jack shit about basketball so you should probably go back to your faggy claim thread about how you think you are friends with strasburg
Jun 9 2010 12:30AM
0 0
profile picture
BenWhit
Posts: 4654 - Karma: 3,257
BECAUSE RONDO HAS NO JUMPSHOT. DID YOU SEE HIS OPEN THREE THAT HIT THE SIDE OF THE BACKBOARD? FUCKING HORRENDOUS. DEFENSE CANT WIN CHAMPIONSHIPS WHEN YOUR BEST PLAYERS DONT HIT ANY SHOTS. KG HAD A GOOD GAME, BUT ITS GONNA TAKE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT
Jun 9 2010 12:32AM
0 0
profile picture
1337
Posts: 31064 - Karma: 29,404
:(
Jun 9 2010 12:34AM
0 0
profile picture
ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
SIMPLE SIMPLE SOLUTION!!!!
1)PUT IN SCALABRINE
2)PASS SCAL THE BALL EVERY TIME
3)HAVE SCAL SHOOT EVERYTIME!!!1!!!!!!






(sarcasm for those that can't tell)

Jun 9 2010 12:36AM
0 0
profile picture
lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
because rondo sucks at threes and would have been 0 for 13 too, in the NBA if you are not a three point shooter you are not supposed to shoot threes no matter what, now stop posting before you make even more of a fool of yourself
Jun 9 2010 12:37AM
0 0
profile picture
BenWhit
Posts: 4654 - Karma: 3,257
AHH A VALID POINT! BUT AT THE SAME TIME, RONDO IS A FACILITATOR, NOT A SPOT UP SHOOTER. NATE ROBINSON, ON THE OTHERHAND, DRAINS THREES. IF RONDO HAD NATES SHOT HED BE UNSTOPPABLE. ALSO, FUCKING PUT IN SCAL, THE GARDEN GOES WILD WHENEVER HIS GINGER ASS GETS ON THE FLOOR. HE MIGHT EVEN HIT A SHOT ON OCCASION. HES THE TOKEN WHITE GUY, EPITOME OF A CELTIC. IF ANYTHING, HES THERE BEST MASCOT AND CREATES SOME CROWD MOMENTUM AAHHFUCKIMNOTTHATFUCKINGRETARDEDIREALLYDOUNDERSTANDBASKETBALL
Jun 9 2010 12:38AM
0 0
profile picture
lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
they give it to pierce to take jumpers at the end of quarters, shithead
Jun 9 2010 12:40AM
0 0
profile picture
lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
pierce took a jumper at the end of the 2nd and rondo took one at the end of the third, i bet you cant guess which one doc rivers thought was a good shot though
Jun 9 2010 12:44AM
0 0
profile picture
Thenowhereman42
Posts: 5682 - Karma: 65
Click for larger imageClick for larger image

LOL Boston sucks since 1946
Jun 9 2010 12:44AM
0 0
profile picture
ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
Click for larger image
Click for larger image
Click for larger image

Also, quick claim, I was at a C's game and we were sitting pretty close, and the next thing I know my younger brother (who is 15, was 14 thought) and Scal were in a verbal argument yelling at each other.  It was awesome.  It was my brothers greatest day of his life he says.
Jun 9 2010 12:45AM
0 0
profile picture
BenWhit
Posts: 4654 - Karma: 3,257
haha thats fucking awesome. congratulations to your brother. i would also like to claim that my buddy sat behind scals wife and child last year and proceeded to scream "PUT IN SCAL" which brought some dirty looks
Jun 9 2010 12:47AM
0 0
profile picture
ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
Haha!  I love Scal, The celtics can never get rid of him for reasons like mine and yours haha
Jun 9 2010 12:49AM
0 0
profile picture
frp1080
Posts: 1706 - Karma: 10
Click for larger image

Click for larger image

man the celtics dominated the lakers since your parents were kids, bill can't even wear all his rings at once


Jun 9 2010 12:50AM
0 0
profile picture
BenWhit
Posts: 4654 - Karma: 3,257
hes an oversized leprechaun. he embodies the celtics, and massachusetts, in every way. hes irish as shit, red hair, freckles. hes a mediocre basketball player. hes fat and hes white. he has no business being out there on a court with pierce and rondo, but we love him as much as the "big FOUR" now.
Jun 9 2010 12:57AM
0 0
profile picture
ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
Exactly!  Also, he is basically one of the most un-fit athletes in the NBA haha
everytime I do a fantasy draft and play against a friend on xbox, as my last pick, I will always take Scal.

I'm not from Massachusetts, but my god-uncle is, and I go there a lot, and love Scal!
Jun 9 2010 1:00AM
0 0
profile picture
BenWhit
Posts: 4654 - Karma: 3,257
hes got a beer gut like no other
Jun 9 2010 1:02AM
0 0
profile picture
Thenowhereman42
Posts: 5682 - Karma: 65
Click for larger image
Jun 9 2010 4:25AM
0 0
profile picture
theline
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 92
Click for larger image
Jun 9 2010 8:02AM
0 0
profile picture
Z-Juice
Posts: 3151 - Karma: 1,504
Why give Ray Allen the ball with 1:00 left if he hasn't (literally) made shit?
Jun 9 2010 12:33PM
0 0
profile picture
Big.Ol.Troll
Posts: 120 - Karma: 28
SCALAFUCKINGBRINE
Jun 9 2010 12:36PM
0 0
profile picture
p.jones
Posts: 614 - Karma: 16

RONDO HAS NO FUCKING SHOT! NOT EVEN A JUMPER! HE'D BE ONE OF THE BEST PG's IN THE GAME IF HE HAD A SHOT. HE WAS JUST STANDING THERE EVERY TIME WE HAD THE BALL

Jun 9 2010 12:36PM
0 0
profile picture
BenWhit
Posts: 4654 - Karma: 3,257

Pau Gasol is a bitch and looks like a pedophile.

Kobe Bryant rapes women.

Ron Artest attacks fans.

Lamar Odom married a Kardashian.

Luke Waltons dad is the most senile human being i've ever seen.

Shannon Browns first name is Shannon, thats a girls name.

Also, 500th post, woo hoo

Jun 9 2010 12:46PM
0 0
profile picture
Larz-the-Ninja
Posts: 2976 - Karma: 14
+K
Jun 9 2010 12:49PM
0 0
profile picture
Big.Ol.Troll
Posts: 120 - Karma: 28
Kobe....
Click for larger image
Jun 9 2010 12:50PM
0 0
profile picture
BenWhit
Posts: 4654 - Karma: 3,257
haha gracias sir
Jun 9 2010 12:50PM
0 0
profile picture
fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
actually if i remember right, scalabrine is actually more italian than irish. still kinda fits in with boston, but not as perfectly as you'd think judging by his looks
Jun 9 2010 1:26PM
0 0
profile picture
ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
Hey! We like to think of him as pure irish because he is the Celtics mascot. If word surfaces that hes Italian, there might be some suicides, just saying.

(yea i once read he was Italian on a blog somewhere, but I decided to forget that)
Jun 9 2010 1:49PM
0 0
profile picture
304NordMan
Posts: 2983 - Karma: 525
rondo played a pretty good game, but jesus christ ray, you absolutley sucked dick! everytime we came within 2 points, you would shoot and miss badly and the crowd would go silent and the lakers would score. whatever, we'll getum on thursday...
Jun 9 2010 1:56PM
0 0
profile picture
BenWhit
Posts: 4654 - Karma: 3,257
shhhhhh dont tell anyone.
Jun 9 2010 2:30PM
0 0
profile picture
Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Well, just look at his name. It reminds me of this:
Click for larger image

Veal Scallopini.
Jun 9 2010 2:34PM
0 0
profile picture
BenWhit
Posts: 4654 - Karma: 3,257
whatever. he has red hair and freckles. he embodies the celtics. when hes dressed for games, he's the goodluck charm
Jun 9 2010 2:37PM
0 0
profile picture
Elmo.
Posts: 4317 - Karma: 662
this sums up the lakers and all their hype cuz of one player... the other half the time isnt even that great... kobe makes em better
Jun 9 2010 2:59PM
0 0
profile picture
vailsux.com
Posts: 1769 - Karma: 440
the celtics didn't even show up, with the exception of KG. big baby made a little bit of presence, but other than that it was all defense and absolutely no offense. i am pretty sure ray allen way like 1/16 from the field. what. the. hell.
Jun 9 2010 4:48PM
0 0
profile picture
*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15089 - Karma: 9,231
not even one for 16. didn't hit a single shot from the field.
Jun 9 2010 5:19PM
0 0
profile picture
Thenowhereman42
Posts: 5682 - Karma: 65



I don't really care much for basketball. I actually much prefer football (which LA does not have a team) and hockey (Kings have never won a Stanley Cup). I respect Kobe like no other though, because he treats his time on the court like war. He is a warrior out to defeat his opponent. What team sports is all about. Plus he LOL's in the face of every guard in the league.
Jun 9 2010 7:22PM
0 0
profile picture
zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,331
celtics might do it up tonight!!!!
Jun 10 2010 11:10PM
0 0
profile picture
KiDCuDi
Posts: 390 - Karma: 13
i am currently at the game. no big deal.
but im working.
Jun 10 2010 11:22PM
0 0
profile picture
zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,331
thats dope man
Jun 11 2010 7:53PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-5)