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Russian Mail Order Bride

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ECB
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Is it worth it?

I've been doing research and considering getting one in a few years.......NSers opinions?

(either Russia or Ukraine)
Jun 8 2010 11:39PM
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lineskier10
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really?
Jun 8 2010 11:39PM
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ECB
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I'm actually serious on this.

I can get girls no problem at college, but after college, long term, I'm thinking about a mail order bride.  Its not really mail order, you actually go and meet them.....

Check this site out
http://lovedbyher.com/index.php/femaleprofile/show/410
Thats one of my favorite girls

I think she would be great around the house, and I'd get along great with her!
Jun 8 2010 11:42PM
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.AR6rider
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yeah dude its a good idea, just make sure she gets tested my buddy got one that had HPV and therefore essentially useless
Jun 8 2010 11:42PM
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ECB
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So what you're saying is get 2 mail order brides and I should be set?
Jun 8 2010 11:46PM
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.AR6rider
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im confused as to how that makes me a dumbfuck..? hahahahah
Jun 8 2010 11:47PM
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artfullydodged
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i say do it
Jun 8 2010 11:48PM
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1337
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go for it hahahahaha
Jun 8 2010 11:50PM
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ECB
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Well it will be in 3 years when I finish grad school.  Hopefully I'll have enough money then.  And yes, in 3 years I'll post pics if I do it, and right now I'm about 50 percent sure I'll do at least one bride.
Jun 8 2010 11:52PM
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ECB
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That's why I'm going to wait till after grad school, hopefully I can secure a job with enough money to keep her entertained, and have kids so shes busy during the day at home with them.

Plus I am part Russian and really find Russian girls attractive, its just my thing i guess.....
Jun 8 2010 11:56PM
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PacificRimJob
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Hahaha oh god this is why I love summer NS.
Jun 8 2010 11:57PM
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WikiWiki
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you really cant go wrong- wonder if they do group buys?
Jun 8 2010 11:58PM
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ECB
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Thanks haha

Basically, If I can't get Selena Gomez (which my chance is probably less than 1 percent) then assuming I don't meet my soulmate in college, which where I go to school every girl is really slutty so thats prolly not gonna happen, this mail order thing is a very serious option.  I will fly to Russia and view the brides in person first, and I'll choose one that knows basic english only.
Jun 9 2010 12:00AM
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lineskier10
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what happens when they dump your ass and take half your money as soon as they get citzenship?
Jun 9 2010 12:01AM
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matt.s
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amen
Jun 9 2010 12:01AM
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ECB
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I have thought about that, but there is some sort of law where if they do that they can be deported or something.......I've gotta do more legal research into it this weekend.

Very good point though.  That is literally the only thing I'm scared of and holding me back (along with costs)
Jun 9 2010 12:03AM
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lineskier10
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ok even if she doesnt take your money you still lose all the money you spent to get her over to america and all of the money you spent on the wedding, etc.
Jun 9 2010 12:05AM
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ECB
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It might still be worth it though......

Also, many times these brides come from very poor parts of Russia/Ukraine, not say Moscow (Moscow is actually a pretty rich city, yeah there are slums, but for the most part a decent city, been there /claim) so if one of these girls came to America, married me, and I put her in a nice house, bought her a nice car, and had a nice dinner everyday, maybe she would stay?

If she doesn't, I'm fucked and I'll have to go to the bar at that point looking for a wife I guess.....
Jun 9 2010 12:08AM
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ECB
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I like your thinking, and also, I might become a commercial pilot, so then the flight would be free to check her out........500 for a wife, that might or might not be cheaper than a hooker?  I wouldn't know haha
Jun 9 2010 12:09AM
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1337
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where do YOU go to school
Jun 9 2010 12:11AM
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snowking249
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well.... goodluck i guess? all seems confusing to me but i guess if you know what you are doing then more power to you

Jun 9 2010 12:14AM
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ECB
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SUNY Albany

If you wanna come visit, and you weigh less than 250 pounds, and you don't look like a retard, and you wear a tight polo (regardless if you are jacked or not) and you act like a douchebag, I guarantee you will get a girl within 2 days from long island

(and no, i'm not sterotyping, just describing my college scene haha)
Jun 9 2010 12:16AM
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1337
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I've driven by the campus a couple of times, its pretty nice. Maybe I'll stop in for a little visit next time I'm in town......... :|
Jun 9 2010 12:19AM
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ECB
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Of course!  Next semester I'll be on Colonial Quad, if you know which one is that, and we have a fouton so if you get a girl, no worries!  ( I should say when you get a girl)
Jun 9 2010 12:20AM
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2L208
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dude you are my hero, you make me think about it
Jun 9 2010 12:20AM
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theabortionator
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Do it for money. Get like a grand or more for getting them their gcard.

Or do a gcard for vcard exchange
Jun 9 2010 12:58AM
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charmander
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haha i agree with this so much, i loveeee russian girls. its pretty damn ridiculous.

i doubt id ever mail order a bride, but russian girls are the best damn things ever.
Jun 9 2010 1:06AM
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ECB
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So you understand my passion :D

and its not really mail order, its more like go there and pick........
Jun 9 2010 1:07AM
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wintersway
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summer is awesome.

and im sure there are a few decent girls at your college, and you may find them in the years that youre there. theyre pretty hard to find at most colleges actually...

maybe i should consider this.
Jun 9 2010 1:30AM
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fujarome
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so, does it go down like buying a car? Get a test drive first maybe?  Then talk shop and get down to the nitty gritty, like warranties and guarantees and such? I'd also check the return policy.

Though I assume it's more like what i'd imagine a semi secret russian business would be.

"here is girl. Is half quality what you see in ad, but you pay double. You complain? I kill you."

Best of luck and don't get all ensnared in the russian mafia, they take no prisoners.
Jun 9 2010 1:59AM
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MrPantyDropper
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finding a decent girl in the capital district...goodluck
Jun 9 2010 2:01AM
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Schlop
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is their some kind of Add to Cart feature? we can split the shipping if you throw one in for me
Jun 9 2010 2:16AM
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Schlop
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surprise me, just give me one that's breathing
Jun 9 2010 2:16AM
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Macblizzle
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get 2, and dumpster mummy the one with aids
Jun 9 2010 2:19AM
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FBGM
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i thought i told you to go with the koreans b-pain
Jun 9 2010 2:29AM
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Noss.
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like chinese food on the weekend
Jun 9 2010 8:10AM
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theline
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this is exactly the type of thinking that leads to NS gold.
Jun 9 2010 8:17AM
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SkierX
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Make sure you get a pure one. And don't take their word for it. The specimen MUST be inspected.
Jun 9 2010 8:47AM
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Static
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when you only consume coffee and cigarettes....
Jun 9 2010 8:50AM
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Guy.
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http://lovedbyher.com/index.php/femaleprofile/show/135

dibs on this one
Jun 9 2010 9:21AM
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SkierX
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Ehhhh, advanced beginner english level. I'd be worried about that...
Jun 9 2010 9:32AM
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michelle
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AND she's going to surprise you later on with her decision about kids!
Jun 9 2010 9:39AM
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SkierX
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Oh dear God. I did not even notice this!

DO NOT WANT!
Jun 9 2010 9:45AM
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Kirsakid
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make sure she can clean and cook they are almost useless without such abilities
Jun 9 2010 10:41AM
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neutralzombie
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so you want to received a dead hooker in a box?
Jun 9 2010 10:57AM
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Armanzoid
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Wait, so you don't meet a girl in college, so that means that you have to get a mail order bride? Dude, you have like 10 more years to meet a girl. Also, Russian and Ukrainian girls are cunts, they are so annoying when you date them, they just whine and want you to take them out all the time. Always go with German or French girls, also Czech and Slovak girls are quite sexy as well. Come to NYC dude, get out of the sticks and see where the real girls are.
Jun 9 2010 11:21AM
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Armanzoid
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Woah woah woah, I don't mean American girls, they are awful. I am talking about immigrants like me, I live in an area that has a massive amount of immigrants, Astoria in Queens. I always date foreign girls, they are the most chill and relaxed, American girls cause so much stress and annoyances. Especially with sex, they just think it is the most unattainable thing ever, and they are not even good at it when they do it. Trust me foreign girls are where it's at, especially here in NYC.
Jun 9 2010 11:30AM
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ODarrow
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Just make sure she skis, all i'm saying!
Jun 9 2010 11:35AM
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