I'm asking NS because:
- with an average age of 15 years, I value your driving experience.
- a piece of toe fungus knows more about cars than 95% of the kids posting here.
- I want to have everyone completely disregard any practical considerations about owning a car, including: maintenance and insurance costs, age and reliability, emphasis on performance or volumetric capacity, etc etc.
- I want to hear the collective NS sucking Subaru's big blue spoiler infested dick.
- I want to hear kids recommending high-performance cars that 97.6% of them have never driven, but are taking and presenting token quotes from Top Gear regarding said car as fact and personal opinion.
- Do not realize that Mommy and Daddy's open wallet does not play a factor in everyone's conquest.
- I want the first five posts to be "yeah bro, STI all the way. They're the best because Ken Block drives it on snow jumps." (come in many iterations).
- "You should totally murder that out" "Blacked out" "Murdered out"...
- "You should get some new rims"
- "Only AWD is good in snow"
- "Get a Subaru"
- "Hey guys, I only have (small amount of cash) to spend, but I like this car that I know nothing about. I think I want to buy it. It's older, european, performance-oriented, with high-miles and questionable maintenance history, but it's sooo cheap! I mean, this looks like suuuch a good deal. What could possibly go wrong!?" (3500$ worth of repairs later......)
- I haven't driven this car, or done any additional research from legitimate sources. I think I'm going to base this decision entirely on NS's opinion.
Would anybody else like to contribute? :)
I felt that this was appropriate given the almost daily addition of these threads.
I don't mean offence to anyone. There are a few very legit and knowledgeable people on here posting. But since people on here like to bitch....
