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404404
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Who eats this stuff? only uses i can see is too thorw at people and maybe have sex with.






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Apr 3 2004 7:14PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
jello is great, i havent eaten the stuff in ages


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Apr 3 2004 7:16PM
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linemaverick540
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sex with jello? or sex using jello? im lost but w/e. shits ill
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Apr 3 2004 7:21PM
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lj5
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i LOVE jello
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Apr 3 2004 7:23PM
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Apple
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i eat it all the time... when it has vodka in it. mmmm jello shots.
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Apr 3 2004 7:24PM
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Utahpowderskier
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Utah is the jello capital of the world! I am not sure why though.
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Apr 3 2004 7:34PM
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404404
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^ it shouldnt be, my old stomping gounds Leroy was where it was invented.






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Apr 3 2004 8:03PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
mormons really like jello i guess


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Apr 3 2004 8:04PM
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MistaSkier
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First good thing I've heard about Mormons.



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Apr 3 2004 8:14PM
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Deann
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there is not to much good about mormans thats why
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Apr 3 2004 9:16PM
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five0
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^very good point best jello i think is either grape or rasberry
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Apr 3 2004 10:42PM
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IrishDrink87
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Do jews eat Jello? And i dont know about the whole mormon eating jello thing. Isnt it a sin to do ANYTHING or eat ANYTHING in their religion? NO DANCING, OR YOU GO TO HELL!
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Apr 4 2004 1:42AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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i like jello


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Apr 4 2004 7:31AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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Bill Cosby is my hero. I like jello a little.


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Apr 4 2004 11:00AM
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powderchick
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i love jello sooo much!
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Apr 4 2004 11:54AM
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con_cept
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I like orange and green jello ONLY



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Apr 4 2004 12:48PM
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freeride1260
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jello rules


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Apr 4 2004 2:06PM
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Adamskinick
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'and when i go downtown, it will be smooth and creamy, just like the jello'-booty call, funniest movie
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Apr 4 2004 3:21PM
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FuckAuthority
Posts: 46 - Karma: 10
Jello is sweet, the best is like grape



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Apr 4 2004 6:05PM
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fulltiltrocker
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^ i like my elbow... but i cant lick it

my friend can lick his elbow though






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Apr 4 2004 7:56PM
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Infantz16
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^i wihs i could lick my elbow. that would be tight.



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Apr 4 2004 7:58PM
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d-loc
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you have no feeling in the elbow... GO AHEAD straighten your arm and pinch the skin that streches over ur elbow. you have no feeling in that skin



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Apr 5 2004 8:20AM
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icecreamsandwich
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jello is great. i eat jello...and me and my roomate make jello popsicles all the time. they are neat..they dont quite freeze and are a bit jiggly. its funny.

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Apr 5 2004 9:06AM
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IrishDrink87
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It is impossible to lick your elbow. I like to pull on my elephant skin.
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Apr 5 2004 2:43PM
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LittleDevil720
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i wanna jump in a tub of jello
Apr 5 2004 6:00PM
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FuckAuthority
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Ya, my friend pierced his elbow in science. But ya i ment Lick.



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Apr 5 2004 6:25PM
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con_cept
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I've done it I swear... maybe one day I'll post a picture!



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