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ridearmada14
Posts: 441 - Karma: 11
So some new people just moved into my house and the place where the dog shits is literally five feet from my window over a small 4ft fence. There are two dogs and they are constantly barking everytime we walk by and just randomly in the morning which is why I'm up right now. What are some good ways to make an impression on the dog and get him to shit on the other side of the yard. Etc.
Jun 7 2010 10:13AM
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TrevorModzeleski
Posts: 156 - Karma: 87
poop on his poop
Jun 7 2010 10:15AM
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Steezegull
Posts: 477 - Karma: 63
i would say either piss on him or shoot his turd cutter with a weak airsoft gun everytime he goes to drop a deuce........ or you could just talk to the neighbors
Jun 7 2010 10:19AM
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Kirsakid
Posts: 1793 - Karma: 126
put hot pepper flakes on the ground right where he shits everyday soon enough he will learn
Jun 7 2010 10:23AM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
i love a man's approach to territory.
Jun 7 2010 10:25AM
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no_steeze
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my neighbors had barking dogs every night at like 4am. finally my other neighbors filed a formal written complaint so now they're required by law not to let the dogs out at fucking 4am
Jun 7 2010 10:29AM
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Dhane
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move the dogs into your yard and see how they like it!
Jun 7 2010 10:30AM
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Jun 7 2010 10:37AM
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ridearmada14
Posts: 441 - Karma: 11
any other responses. I can already tell im prob. just gonna have to talk to the people that moved in. But are there any non-violent ways to teach the dog to shit on the other side of the yard.
Jun 7 2010 11:04AM
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ParkLife01
Posts: 378 - Karma: 17
just walk up when the dog is shitting and bite its ear....youll scare the shit out of it ...literally. and win dominance(sp) Ceaser says
Jun 7 2010 11:09AM
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Fischer-Addicted
Posts: 1064 - Karma: 30
Either shit 5 feet from its bed, deal with it, or while it's in the act, step on its paw, smack it in the nose, inflict pain on it without being cruel.
Jun 7 2010 11:26AM
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messplay
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slingshot.
Jun 7 2010 11:35AM
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_steezefiend8
Posts: 659 - Karma: 271
its not your responsibility to teach the dogs. nicely ask the neighbors to teach them to shit on the other side. if they're cool they will and if not and they have a problem with it then file the formal complaint.
Jun 7 2010 11:35AM
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Darth_Veeder
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Get a loud noise that scares the dog.
Jun 7 2010 11:46AM
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