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Things to do in an airport

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pelle_munch
Posts: 4110 - Karma: 503
So i have 2 hours to kill in DIA

any suggestions? i don't just want to sit on my computer because i want to save some battery for later
Jun 5 2010 5:37PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18231 - Karma: 12,397
blow it up
Jun 5 2010 5:42PM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
$20 taco bell challenge.

It will only make your flight more interesting.
Jun 5 2010 5:42PM
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MACAQUE
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Wheelchair racing.
Jun 5 2010 5:42PM
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pelle_munch
Posts: 4110 - Karma: 503
There's only dominoes and mcdonalds in this terminal
Jun 5 2010 5:44PM
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.Elli.
Posts: 164 - Karma: 611
yea, fucking sweet! you should definitely do that
Jun 5 2010 5:49PM
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Evilchris
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 44
yell "bomb." You will meet a ton of new friends to pass the time with
Jun 5 2010 5:50PM
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Balto
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watch porn on your laptop?
Jun 5 2010 5:52PM
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
how about.. Get High Now, buy some Silly Bandz, Powder Your Balls with Hot Cougars (Older Women), then Listen to Dave Matthews; Talk about no steeze... I swear to god I'm not on any drugs.
Jun 5 2010 5:52PM
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Dan.
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But I Guess Sometimes You Just Want to Fuck A Donkey.
Jun 5 2010 5:53PM
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stanny
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look really nervous and dart your eyes around while putting your bag on the ground in the middle of the floor and swiftly walk away. then scream a bunch of arabic words really loud. people will love you. especially the security, they get a huge laugh out of it
Jun 5 2010 5:53PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
t bell in jeppesen aka main terminal
hit that shit up!
Jun 5 2010 6:01PM
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timmi
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if you're legal get drunk. for some reason its acceptable to get drunk by yourself in an airport.
Jun 5 2010 6:03PM
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kook.lyfe
Posts: 157 - Karma: 1,944
i always find entertainment in sprinting across the whole airport talking to yourself obnoxiously loud on how you are going to miss your flight well you run up the down escalators and the wrong way on the moving walk ways, dont move for anyone either, but thats just me and hey im 15 so im not to mature yet
Jun 5 2010 6:04PM
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Rachy
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that's a shame
Jun 5 2010 6:07PM
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Mr.Panda
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Go to the porn section and pretend to look at something other than porn.
Jun 5 2010 6:11PM
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.Elli.
Posts: 164 - Karma: 611
did you flew to or out of NY last summer? there was someone doing the exact same thing 
Jun 5 2010 6:21PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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go into the womens bathroom and take a massive shit
Jun 5 2010 6:33PM
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hundreds
Posts: 775 - Karma: 341
Your meter broken? Or is mine because that's every airport.
Jun 5 2010 6:40PM
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.Elli.
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sorry, forgot to write´: "from  Kennedy"

Jun 5 2010 6:45PM
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Gameboy
Posts: 2657 - Karma: 127
Hahahaha that guy must be a super spy.
Jun 5 2010 6:49PM
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theJones
Posts: 676 - Karma: 158
nothing like some good wheelchair racing down those moving walkway things
Jun 5 2010 6:52PM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
put on a business suit, pretend you have an earpiece in, then after yelling some unitelligible militery style code and warn the other "security teams"(blue team, red squadron, whatever) about a man with a briefcase. then run through a crowd, tackle a man with a briefcase. people will applaud you and you run off before real security gets there.
Jun 5 2010 6:56PM
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Mr.Plank
Posts: 535 - Karma: 82
i see what you did there
Jun 5 2010 9:32PM
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Biggie_L1v3S
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technically there is nothing ilegal there...
Jun 5 2010 9:41PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
hu durp derp hurp derp
nice job sergeant intelligence
Jun 5 2010 9:52PM
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austinmetsch
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if you have your helmet with you put it on and walk around randomly falling over then get up and loudly announce that your ok and unharmed. do this about every 50 yards or so while walking through the airport.

another one is go on to the moving walkways and get into race tuck form (i used to do this when i raced). just stay right in the middle of the walkway making sure no one can walk passed you and stay there for the entire length of the walkway. at the end stand up and walk away casually with the whole line of people stuck behind you
Jun 5 2010 9:53PM
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skiminnesota
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surprise trust falls?
Jun 5 2010 9:54PM
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apcaipse
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Close your eyes and tilt your head towards the ceiling, then load this: http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
People will love you so hard.
Jun 5 2010 10:05PM
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.frenchy
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tosh.0 FTW!
Jun 5 2010 10:06PM
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Astomp
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go to this website whenever you sit next to someone.

http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
Jun 5 2010 10:17PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Walk around with your gf and then have her put your hand down the back of her pants in front of the restaurants and shit.
Jun 5 2010 10:20PM
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yourthemannowdog
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and when it gets to zero scream "WHY!? I HAVE FAILED YOU ALLAH.(mumble some random words that could pass as arabic)" Pray and run!

but seriously i think you can manage 2 hours in an airport. Try 3 days stuck in shannon airport Ireland. I HATE ICELAND. There is NOTHING to do in shannon, i ended up leaving after 5 hours and went limerick
Jun 5 2010 10:25PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Woo! I'll be at DIA on Monday. Trust falls sound pretty good. I wonder if I could get my hands on any Smirnoff Ice's...
Jun 5 2010 10:43PM
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[-mvee-]
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skate. marble airport floors are the best.

or just creep
Jun 5 2010 11:50PM
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fountain.
Posts: 1399 - Karma: 80
sooooooooooooooooo get on nsg?
Jun 5 2010 11:54PM
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mason-
Posts: 955 - Karma: 45
lololololol
Jun 6 2010 12:24AM
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Darth_Veeder
Posts: 1054 - Karma: -26
Ghost people

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peAtB_dFUh0
Jun 6 2010 12:36AM
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basedjase
Posts: 2510 - Karma: 640
Fart machine FTW!
Jun 6 2010 12:38AM
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RICK_ROSS
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 كذلك الإمامة كأصل من أصول ا]  يؤمن المسلمون بأن الله هو الإله الواحد الذي خلق الكون بكل ما فيه، أوحى الله لمحمد بن عبد الله عن طريق جبريل القرآن، الذي هو الرسالة الخاتمة للرسالات التي بعث بها الأنبياء الذين سبقوه.[6] والأنبياء هم من رجال اختارهم الله ليكونوا رسله. ويعتقد المسلمون أن الأنبياء هم بشر وليسوا آلهة، وإن كان بعضهم منحه الله القدرة على صنع المعجزات لاثبات نبوتهم. الأنبياء في المعتقد الإسلامي يعتبروا الاقرب إلى الكمال من البشر، وهم من يتلقى الوحي الإلهي، إما مباشرة من الله، أو عن طريق الملائكة. القرآن يذكر أسماء العديد من الأنبياء، بما في ذلك آدم ونوح وإبراهيم وموسى وعيسى وغيرهم.[7] وبحسب القرآن فإن كافة الأنبياء كانوا مسلمين يدعون إلى الإسلام ولكن بشرائع م][9] الإسلام يعرف في القرآن بأنه ﴿فِطْرَةَ اللَّهِ الَّتِي فَطَرَ النَّاسَ عَلَيْهَا﴾،[10] كما يؤمن المسلمون بأن الحنيفية هي أساس دين إبراهيم. ويرون أن الاختلاف بين الأديان الإبراهيمية في الشريعة فقط وليس في العقيدة وأن شريعة الإسلام ناسخة لما قبلها من شرائع. أي أن الدين الإسلامي يتكون من العقيدة والشريعة. فأما العقيدة فهي مجموعة المبادئ التي على المسلم أن يؤمن بها وهي ثابتة لا تختلف باختلاف الأنبياء. أما الشريعة فهي اسم للأحكام العملية التي تختلف باختلاف الرسل.[11][12] [عدل] الله الشهادتان على أحد أسوار مسجد شيان الكبير بالصين  يعد أساس الإسلام هو الإيمان بإله واحد هو الله. وهو خالد، حي لا يموت، ولا يغفل، عادل لا يظلم، لا شريك له ولا ند، ولا والد ولا ولد، رحمن رحيم، يغفر الذنوب ويقبل التوبة ولا يفرق بين البشر إلا بأعمالهم الصالحة. وهو خالق الكون ومطلع على كل شيء فيه ومتحكم به. وفي المعتقد الإسلامي؛ الله ليس كمثله شيء، أي أنه مغاير تماما لكل مخلوقاته وبعيد عن تخيلات البشر، لهذا فلا يوجد له صورة أو مجسم، إنما يؤمن المسلمون بوجوده ويعبدونه دون أن يروه. كما أن الله في الإسلام واحد أحد، لهذا يرفض المسلمون عقيدة الثالوث المسيحي بوجود الله في ثلاثة أقانيم، فض
Jun 6 2010 12:53AM
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mode2n
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spot for terrorist's
Jun 6 2010 12:55AM
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BenWhit
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i was going to say public masterbation

Jun 6 2010 1:01AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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or see how many times you can fap within that 2 hour time period
Jun 6 2010 1:03AM
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BenWhit
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thats not enough time for one dude
Jun 6 2010 1:12AM
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TrevorModzeleski
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 this
Jun 7 2010 8:51AM
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Pmoore
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My team got stuck in the pittsburgh airport and we had 5 on 5 touch football games going. And learn how to manual wheel chairs. Too much fun
Jun 7 2010 9:57AM
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Mike-O
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Two hours? Really?
Jun 7 2010 10:11AM
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no_steeze
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whip your dick out
Jun 7 2010 10:13AM
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ODarrow
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Same idea, just turn the volume up so people can hear
Jun 7 2010 10:15AM
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GORlLLA
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My boss is wondering why I'm cracking up laughing, ass hole.
Jun 7 2010 11:30AM
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