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Kill Bill

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Schwags
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Is this series a masterpiece or what? HOLAA
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Apr 14 2004 4:10AM
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J.D.
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Vol. 1 was more than an action movie, but most of that came from style, etc. rather than from plot. Vol 2 had so much more going for it. I cannot stress enough how great some of the monologues were...Darryl Hannah's was just gargantuan in its awesomeness. Huh... I so rarely get to use that word in a sentence.


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Apr 19 2004 5:42PM
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lj5
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ya and the eye snatching thng was awesome


Apr 19 2004 5:47PM
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_alli_
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both the movies are awesome. i remember hearing critics saying that the second one was sure to be somewhat of a let down, thinking that it wouldn't be better than the 1st, but now they're all saying it's the better of the two. someone mentioned all the fake blood in the first one, they actually had to stop filming for a while because they ran out of fake blood, and had to order a bunch more.


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- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

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Apr 19 2004 7:16PM
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lj5
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^hah awesome! i love how when the guys head get cut off he sits there for a moment and then the thing sprays up like a water fountain for like 2 minutes


Apr 19 2004 7:49PM
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_alli_
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i love the girl that gets her legs cut off and you can see her just crawling around on stumps in the background for like five minutes, and near the end when she gets the tip of her head cut off and it flies through the air, that was just great.


'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'
- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
Apr 19 2004 7:57PM
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Stryken
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I saw volume 2 tonight, and I must say I was surprised. I went to see a gory, non stop killing blood spilling movie, and did not get what I came for.

About 3 people died. What?

Anyway, it was still real good though. What volume 2 did well was explain the story more thoroughly. Gave more background information. It wasnt as funny though, and wasn't nearly as grousome. Regardless, it compliments volume 1 nicely.

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
Apr 19 2004 10:52PM
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_alli_
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if you look at it more like one movie that was broken up, and don't try to compare the two too much, then it's alot better. Vol. one wouldn't have been as good now if vol. 2 had been just about the gory violent killings. vol. 2 wouldn't have been as good if vol. 1 hadn't had so much action in it to get you psyched to see it. they compliment each other perfectly, which is why they're so good.


'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'
- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
Apr 20 2004 10:16AM
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Schwags
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rockergrll yours absolutly right.
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Apr 20 2004 1:52PM
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Schwags
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i still wanna know what happened between bill and hattori hanzo, shit had to go down there...
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Apr 20 2004 1:55PM
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Jasmine
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i think that movie was really grotesque and violent, but at the same time i was trying not to laugh the whole time because the fountains of blood spewing up for like five minutes after the kill were so unrealistic and hilarious.




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Apr 20 2004 2:38PM
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_alli_
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^that's pretty much the whole point. I love it because it's kind of making fun of the typical action flicks, but since it's an action flick, it kind of becomes a parody to itself.


'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'
- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
Apr 20 2004 10:04PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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jesus christ i saw volume two again and damn, uma's monologue in the begining is so fucking good.





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Apr 20 2004 10:12PM
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Ski-hobo
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you guys are definatley the audience Tartantino was hopeing for. Kill Bill was a trite piece of shit.
Apr 20 2004 10:15PM
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lj5
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^um might i say fuck you?

'Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choka a' bitch?'
Apr 20 2004 11:00PM
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Schwags
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you obviously dont watch alot of movies then..
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Apr 21 2004 12:55AM
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Shaggy
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oh good god somebody with a different opinion than yours!
Apr 21 2004 12:55AM
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ECfreeski3
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KILL BILL 2 is easily the single worst movie i have ever seen in my life
the acting sucked, it was corny, the end made no sense, and the acting sucked (worth repeating).
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Apr 21 2004 11:02PM
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_alli_
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how did the ending make no sense? as for the other stuff, i don't agree with you, but hey it's a matter of opinion.


'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'
- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
Apr 21 2004 11:04PM
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J.D.
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Actually it isn't. Some people just have no bloody clue what he's talking about... I mean... what THEY'RE talking about.


J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot

'if it werent for women, i wouldnt have to wear condoms' -Hucksterjibber
Apr 21 2004 11:09PM
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_alli_
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well ya, but some people have different opinions as to what constitutes good acting. i'm trying to give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he has some kind of reason as to why he didn't like the acting.


'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'
- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
Apr 21 2004 11:30PM
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