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Need to get the smell of smoke out my car

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.jersey
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title says it all. i have a fabric interior and its gotta smell smokeless. +K for legit answers
Jun 4 2010 4:55PM
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Jamestown
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Smoke something else in there so it doesn't smell like the other smoke.
Jun 4 2010 4:56PM
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k-dizzle
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yes^^
Jun 4 2010 4:56PM
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Joshua.
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Kill a white girl and throw her in the back. She'll start to rot eventually, and shortly after that your car will no longer smell of smoke, but of dead white girl.



Or use febreeze / put baking soda up in thurr.
Jun 4 2010 4:57PM
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lahnabonny
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febreeze fabric spray ?
Jun 4 2010 4:58PM
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easiestEC
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Jun 4 2010 4:58PM
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Jamestown
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That actually amplifies the smell by a factor 3.14159x10^34
Jun 4 2010 4:58PM
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theabortionator
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Cig or weed smoke? Or both? Always should ave the windows down and blow it towards them, it can save you from getting fucked if you get stopped.

Febreze that shit hardcore, leave the windows down during the day and air it out. More febreze. Maybe spray some lysol and shit in there too
Jun 4 2010 4:59PM
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theabortionator
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Pour shittons of baking soda everywhere then vacuum it up?
Jun 4 2010 5:00PM
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Benhamine
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Back in the day when I was petrified of my parents knowing I smoked I would light and incent in my car and shut all the windows and doors. Did the trick for a while until it ended up smelling like mildew and old smoke.
Jun 4 2010 5:00PM
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EthanJPAskier
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1. Cover a rat in paint
2. Kill it
3. Light it on fire
4. Put in AC system
5. ..................
6. Profit?
Jun 4 2010 5:01PM
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Jamestown
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7. Rinse and Repeat
Jun 4 2010 5:02PM
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smooter
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axe. /thread
Jun 4 2010 5:03PM
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prontocuts.com
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Coffee beans
Jun 4 2010 5:03PM
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alev
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hahaha i hope youre kidding. axe does not cover up the smell of weed when you go to smoke in the woods behind your school so you know, everyone knows that you just hid the smell of weed with 10x more axe than you normally would put on, which smells shitty when you apply WAY more than necessary.
Jun 4 2010 5:14PM
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Number_9
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Ozium +  Febreeze Fabric shit.

If you want to go all out... Pour some baking soda over the seats and floor, let it sit for a few hours, then vacuum it all out.
Jun 4 2010 5:15PM
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.jersey
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i dont know how i didnt think about killing the white girl. thanks man ill get on that
Jun 4 2010 5:16PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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Mix a spray bottle with 50/50 (i think) vinegar & water. Spray that shit down really well & then air it out. Vinegar is one of the best cleaning solutions on the planet.
Jun 4 2010 5:21PM
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cornholio
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not really sure other than air freshener, febreeze, or get on a high protein diet and drop some massive stinky farts in there

i remember there was a thread a while back about getting smoke out of the bathroom with lots of quality ideas but i can't seem to find it now.  if you see cannibis_shane online he might could help you with it

good luck
Jun 4 2010 5:25PM
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apcaipse
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Keep it fresh / clean like you do a fridge. Open a box of baking soda. Let it sit 24/7. Mix it up every now and then, replace when necessary. If that doesn't get rid of the smell, pour it right on the seats then leave it over night, then vacuum it out. When we needed to get it out of my bro's car, we took it to a super car place and they cleaned the inside, like legit cleaned. Smelled so much better after
Jun 4 2010 5:27PM
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DaveM
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Frebreeze is only a temporary solution, trust me. Youll be able to smell the smoke again in a couple of hours.

This is probably a terrible idea but maybe try smoking shisha in the car. The flavoured tobacco might make it smell like fruits.

Jun 4 2010 5:28PM
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artfullydodged
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Just blame it on homeless vagrants. Thats excuse works for everything.
Jun 4 2010 5:31PM
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Number_9
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Yes. Shisha won't smell like smoke... anywhere. It will mask the smell of whatever and make it smell like fruit.
Jun 4 2010 5:32PM
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lebowski
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put in some tide drier sheets that sometimes works for me
Jun 4 2010 5:33PM
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garrett.
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yup ozium is legit.
Jun 4 2010 5:34PM
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wintersway
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maybe you shouldnt smoke in your moms car
Jun 4 2010 6:21PM
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.jersey
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haha its my car. i just quit smoking and im trying to get rid of the smell so i dont have to think about it everytime i drive
Jun 4 2010 6:26PM
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rockjumper
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Jun 4 2010 6:31PM
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yourthemannowdog
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Lemon juice dude, it is the same acidity as vinegar but fruity
Jun 4 2010 6:54PM
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fillup
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/thread



Jun 4 2010 6:56PM
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natirider10
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black ice
Jun 4 2010 10:01PM
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Malcolm
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drive in to a lake
Jun 4 2010 10:07PM
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theline
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while i understand your reasoning, i disagree with the problem. the problem isn't that your car smells like weed.
the problem is that you stopped smoking.
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!
no you're not.... hence the problem....
Jun 4 2010 10:10PM
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TechnoPotamus
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yup, he's right. big bowl of vinegar and water, just sit in in there for a bit
Jun 4 2010 10:21PM
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.jersey
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whoah who said i stopped smoking weed? cigs man cigs. hahah
Jun 4 2010 10:49PM
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wintersway
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its hilarious how everyone automatically thinks the guy is trying to get the smell of weed out when he never stated if it was weed or just cigarettes/cigars
Jun 5 2010 12:10AM
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kronickrew
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Hire fat albert to take a shit in you're car then shut the windows and wait..
Jun 5 2010 12:23AM
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theline
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i retract my previous statement....
Jun 5 2010 7:04AM
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SteezeBandit
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Meguiars make a product called 'car odor eliminator'. Just spray it on all fabrics and any smell will be permantly removed.

Jun 5 2010 7:15AM
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_steezefiend8
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get that stuff that you put on carpet and vacume out. its for like dog piss and stuff.
Jun 5 2010 8:43AM
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.frenchy
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get one of those yankee candle car fresheners, they work like a charm.
Jun 5 2010 8:59AM
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leahey
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Do not use Febreeze, it just shields the smell slightly and then eventually smells worse. BAKING SODA.

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Jun 5 2010 9:00AM
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EH_DUBS
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baking soda or coffee beans are the only thing that works.

oh also throw a couple dryer sheets under your seats. actually helps quite a bit.
Jun 5 2010 12:20PM
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hawaiiansteeze
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anyone else that has posted anything other than this is compeltly wrong.  febreeze doesnt work, air fresheners dont work,  those pine tree things dont work.  OZIUM!  go steal a bottle from your local store and you will never worry about anything smelling again
Jun 5 2010 12:23PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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congrats on quitting bro. shits not easy to do.
Jun 5 2010 12:36PM
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JahJahBinks
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C4 explosive.
Jun 5 2010 1:00PM
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FBGM
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dryer sheets and incense
Jun 5 2010 1:19PM
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NWPA
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drive really fast with the windows down
Jun 5 2010 1:44PM
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Alex_G
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windows down and defrost full blast
Jun 5 2010 1:57PM
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.Elli.
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This works most of the time
Jun 5 2010 1:57PM
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