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Who else thinks "Splice" looks like the shittiest movie ever?

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hoodSlayer
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I feel bad for Adrian Brode for agreeing to participate in this.

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neutralzombie
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you clearly haven't seen the preview for human centipede.
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icon1234
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would rather see that then splice imo.
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MCIRONCOCK
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What about Serbian Film?
15 years ago
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Big_Spence
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FUCK YEAH.
but just because the music for the trailer made it so god damn epic.

also human centipede ftw. i will definitely see that.
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MCIRONCOCK
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I know right, i was just about to download it.
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Big_Spence
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if you find a decent torrent, link me.
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Funnel
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The name just sounds fucking gay. It might just have that chairlift movie beat. Haha.
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hokkanee
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 435
Don't watch the human centipede holy shit. That is all
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 802
I suggest errone watch happy gilmore, such an epic movie
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Tasche
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Splice looks tight. Pretty topical right now as well.

There was a 3-4 hour special on the science channel last night about creating artificial life using genes sequenced in a computer. This discovery was just made public recently. I think a lot of people (myself included) failed to fully grasp the weight of this achievement. There was a tread in here, I will post in that.

Anyway Splice looks tight.
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Bukkakeskitrip
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fucking this. and the song in the trailer is so badass. im jamming it right bow. anyone wants a dl link, just ask
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cornholio
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"jamming it right now" so appropriate for that movie

lol
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easiestEC
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awful. just awful
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Tasche
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You guys are a bunch of wet blankets.

15 years ago
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theabortionator
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i was gonna drop that
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PappaG
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I posted this in another thread, but Splice is hands down the WORST movie of the year. The acting is so horrible and makes me wonder how the Academy ever gave Adrien Brody an Oscar. Everything else about the film was just boring and very reminiscent of The Fly and Species. There is NOTHING gruesome or gross about Splice aside from two interspecies sex scenes that was more awkward than anything. Human Centipede was actually funny at times, Splice just has nothing going for it.
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Fischer-Addicted
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Yeah it's horrendous.
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no_steeze
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are you implying that human centipede looks bad?
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MCIRONCOCK
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I didn't find a torrent, but what I did was pretty easy.

Go to http://dirpy.com/
Then put  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFoL4Z73Y8A  in the box. It'll convert the sound to an mp3 file that you can open with iTunes or whatever.
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mason-
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have u seen the preview for that jonah hex movie? THAT looks horrible
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geteducated
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he sucks anyways.

every movie he is in, its adrian brodie, with the confused dumbfounded look on his face.

this movie will get all the dumb fucks even more concerned about stem cell research/lab work on human cells.
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Get.Kronk
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i like how one being 'evolved'. No, it just got older
evolution takes thousands of generations
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MrYeates
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looks pretty weird.

Anyone got their hands on a Download link for The Serbian Film? lets find one guys..
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Kirsakid
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that just looks plain dumb
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andrewmeehan
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I saw this at Sundance during the winter, and it was actually pretty good. The trailer only has scenes from the first 30min of the movie. But, go see it, its pretty good.
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SlickRick.
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THEE most disturbing movie of all time.

it is just wrong so many different ways. adrian brody fucks a mutant alien, and it is the most akward and it is the most troubling scene of a movie ive ever watched.

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Big_Spence
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ahahahahha.
i'm taking my girlfriend to this tonight.
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XtRemE11
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the last airbender looks alot worse.
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JamesR
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*spoiler*

almost topped by when the creature turns into a male and rapes his wife
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connory998
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be ready for the sudden urge to leave after about an hour
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nitsua
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I would totally watch both of those movies. Human centipede looks funny.
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theline
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i was considering seeing this. not anymore.
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Cincher
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If James Cameron hadn't called Avatar Avatar, it would've taken that name because of the anime character with the same powers and name. Now it has a shit title..
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PappaG
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You haven't lived son.

Salo (THE most fucked up movie ever made), Cannibal Holocaust, I Spit on Your Grave!, El Topo, Mordum, Irreversible, Martyrs, The Antichrist, Mysterious Skin, Ichi the Killer, Audition, Inside, and even The Human Centipede were all more disturbing this this piece of shit.
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beezey
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weird alien boob things, i'm in.
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skithe49th
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