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pCletus
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im gonna smoke weed for the first time this weekend and i need to know whats smokeable (the buds,leaves...ect)so i dont get ripped off
Jun 3 2010 7:54PM
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HowNeatIsThat
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Everything is...unless its laced with strictnine, then your fucked.
Jun 3 2010 7:55PM
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Benson23
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it should come in the form of a bud, not leaves dont buy leaves. There may be some leafy stuff on the bud bud, but it should be like a nuggety bud substance. Whatever you do dont smoke the stem and have fun !
Jun 3 2010 7:55PM
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omnomnom
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Yea dude. The seeds especially. Definitely smoke all the seeds you can.
Jun 3 2010 7:55PM
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hauser
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you'll be good
Jun 3 2010 7:55PM
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pCletus
Posts: 236 - Karma: 13
strictnine???
Jun 3 2010 7:56PM
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yourthemannowdog
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don't listen to this kid he aint telling the truth. The oils in the seeds will make a little crack (or explosion if you will)
Jun 3 2010 7:57PM
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Benson23
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disregard half the stuff in here, itll come in a nug/bud. Dont smoke stem/seeds
Jun 3 2010 7:58PM
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HowNeatIsThat
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Yeah, shits fucked up.
Jun 3 2010 7:58PM
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NWPA
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its not going to be laced with strychnine....you'll be fine smoke everything stems taste bad though. enjoy!
Jun 3 2010 7:59PM
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123+ski
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if they give you greens and they know your a noob then its laced
Jun 3 2010 7:59PM
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pCletus
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im getting it from my older brother....i dont think he'd lace it
Jun 3 2010 8:01PM
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geet
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just a warning,you prolly wont get high
Jun 3 2010 8:01PM
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NWPA
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false. smoke a couple bowls and you will be ripped the only reason people dont get high the first time is because they take baby rips
Jun 3 2010 8:02PM
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artfullydodged
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Smoke the buds. I think its pretty unlikely someone would sell you a bag of seeds and stems, but just in case
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thats a nice looking bud^ itll be be either dry or a little bit dank and sticky, you should be able to break off little pieces from the stem.
Jun 3 2010 8:02PM
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pCletus
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but how do you know when your high?
Jun 3 2010 8:02PM
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geet
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trust me. u will know
Jun 3 2010 8:03PM
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Mr.Panda
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I didn't get high until about my 3rd time.
Jun 3 2010 8:04PM
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pCletus
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iight thx
Jun 3 2010 8:04PM
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artfullydodged
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You'll think to yourself, oh fuck im fucking high, and then realize you said it out loud...
Jun 3 2010 8:05PM
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Big_Spence
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this thread seems legit.
Jun 3 2010 8:05PM
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HowNeatIsThat
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don't listen to him, he's lying to you. your going to die if you smoke this.
Jun 3 2010 8:05PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24

You'll know.

take big hits, wen your mouth is full of smoke, inhale deep into your lungs and hold it. I doubt you'll get high first time, because you're not 100% sure what to do, but you'll learn.

Jun 3 2010 8:06PM
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pCletus
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this thread is legit
Jun 3 2010 8:06PM
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NWPA
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you'll know your high when you space out for 20 seconds and think its been 5 minutes
Jun 3 2010 8:07PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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you know that feeling when you walk up to the edge of a tall building and look down and go oohhh shit im high...
Jun 3 2010 8:07PM
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pCletus
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k
Jun 3 2010 8:07PM
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geet
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yeah hes right. this shit is worse than alch poisoning
Jun 3 2010 8:08PM
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DaveM
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The only thing thats not smokable is the stem, i mean technically you can but it will have no effect on you.
Jun 3 2010 8:08PM
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Big_Spence
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that's really too bad.
Jun 3 2010 8:08PM
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pCletus
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yea i do
Jun 3 2010 8:08PM
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123+ski
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greens means first hit
and he prbly didnt
but that would kinda be funny as fuck if he did
just kinda
Jun 3 2010 8:10PM
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you try too hard at trolling. please stop. I will now ruin this thread with troll pictures
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Jun 3 2010 8:10PM
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yourthemannowdog
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yep, it took me 5 times, then i tripped reallly fucking hard. Next 3 times never got high, then i started getting high. Your first time high will be a little scary to have a differn't state of mind. Unless you have drunk alcohol then it you will be slightly familiar with the seperate state of mind.

Weed will look more or less like this. This is really high quality bud i doubt you will be smoking anything resembling this
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Jun 3 2010 8:12PM
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skichicky3
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weed doesn't make you trip....
Jun 3 2010 8:17PM
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feddysteeze
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this is true
Jun 3 2010 8:18PM
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gus555
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i prefer to drink my drugs and smoke my alcool
Jun 3 2010 8:21PM
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Kirsakid
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k one get a good dealer someone you know, if that is the case then he hopefully won't rip you off. second everything is smokable but only the bud will get you really high the rest people will keep on for weight. Lastly take big hits and hold them you might get hight the first time probably not but keep on toking cause when you do get hight it will be great.
Jun 3 2010 8:23PM
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HowNeatIsThat
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Epicly true.
Jun 3 2010 8:24PM
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.newman.
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Crush a bit, little bit, roll it up, take a hit
Feelin’ lit feelin’ light, 2 am summer night.
I don't care, hand on the wheel, drivin drunk, I'm doin’ my thang
Rollin the Mid side and out livin’ my life getting’ out dreams
People told me slow my roll I'm screaming out fuck that
Imma do just what I want lookin’ ahead no turnin’ back
if I fall if I die know I lived it to the fullest
if I fall if I die know I lived and missed some bullets
Jun 3 2010 8:43PM
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.jesus.
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hippy grenade

but yeah don't smoke stems and be sure to get nugs not leaves
Jun 3 2010 8:52PM
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yourthemannowdog
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ooooooh yes you can. When you think you are too high keep smoking. Smoke a dub of reallllllly dank sativa in 15 minutes you will trip. At least i did, the earth shook violently for 2 hours while the sky was one tone of grey and the grass breathed. It isn't fun though it sucks a lot
Jun 3 2010 9:59PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
According to OhMy...... aw fuck it that's old.
Jun 3 2010 10:00PM
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NWPA
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 165
do you mean salvia? if so then yes you will have the worst trip of your life
Jun 3 2010 10:03PM
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Nathn
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Are you fucking kidding me?
Jun 3 2010 10:03PM
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GratefulDead
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Hmm ive smoked 2 1.3 gram blunts of heads in like a half hour before and have no idea what you're talking about tripping.
Jun 3 2010 10:03PM
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majora
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everything except the stem
Jun 3 2010 10:06PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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check this site out. should tell you everything you need.

http://www.marijuanareviews.com/

and the most orgazmic thing i have seen in a while...'Gods Gift"..urgh

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Jun 3 2010 10:08PM
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steezenskis
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this whole thread. just funny as shit
Jun 3 2010 10:08PM
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panojibber
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If you're buying it... Buy a dime bag first - you won't need much with a low tolerance, and it lets you see what the person who sold it to you has to offer. Plus, it prevents you from getting cheated too badly just because you're a newb.

Seeds/stems=bad. Avoid these. You might get some, and if you do, thats life.

Do NOT try to roll it if you never have before. You will almost certainly fuck it up without some instruction.

Smoke a little bit, then more if you want. Don't keep toking just because whoever you're with is - this leads to you getting ripped off your fucking ass, and you will not be a happy camper. This is when being high can go VERY, VERY badly. If this does happen, go lay down, and listen to some calming music. Helps a lot.

If you don't get high the first, or even first few times you smoke, don't freak out - it happens. Took me like 6 times lol.

Also very important - don't be afraid to ask more experienced people a few questions. They will more than likely be happy to answer, and you can learn something in the process.

And... I highly recommend you listen to some music. Make sure you bring your ipod and have some speakers or headphones. Will make you a happy camper fo sho.

Have fun!
Jun 3 2010 10:25PM
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icantskiiFILM
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just have ur friend who has smoked before get u the shit. get it from someone u trust
Jun 3 2010 10:32PM
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