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LOL hipsters language finally cracked!

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tigon
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Jun 3 2010 3:28AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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hahahahahaha
Jun 3 2010 3:33AM
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theabortionator
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Lol. They have sites for parents to go to for different drug slang. Those are the really funny ones.

Shit is wack.
Jun 3 2010 3:35AM
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Steezy_IN_KC
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hahaha correct..

SECKS is something very desirable
Jun 3 2010 3:39AM
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eheath
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Hahah so epic.
Jun 3 2010 3:52AM
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Arabian.
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And to FAP, is to be drunk?


FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP.
Jun 3 2010 3:57AM
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theabortionator
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I learned what fapping was on newschoolers a couple months ago. I had never heard it before. But thats still funny. I like that they have gaper on there
Jun 3 2010 4:16AM
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martin.
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I haven't heard of half of those words.


I MUST BE GETTING OLD ZOMG
Jun 3 2010 4:20AM
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ectreeskier11
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i recognized maybe three of those. can't believe gaper made the list.
Jun 3 2010 4:38AM
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NW_Rider
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I know... fuck, are we hipsters!?
Jun 3 2010 4:42AM
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theabortionator
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We invented that shit so we must be. Wait, no way. I don't use 99% of those words so def not. I make up words sometimes and pretty much say what I want  even if I feel like saying wicked or mad(cool like 8 billion years ago) I'm never using The majority of those words ever for anything.

Although the license plate on my fixie does say chili. Shit It must be true


Jun 3 2010 4:56AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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who the fuck says fo shizz the days
Jun 3 2010 5:02AM
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EastCoast315
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Lol, is this even real? Photoshop'd, please?
Any parent believing this is a comprehensive guide is a goon.
Jun 3 2010 5:37AM
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theabortionator
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I was wondering about gaper, but it is possible to be legit in their. I'm sure the article is legit though. They really make parent guides like this
Jun 3 2010 5:45AM
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nickyp
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Of that list, I use n00b and gaper with some frequency, and I've used cheesing maybe once.

This has clearly been written by some 40 year old mother-of-two, who tries to be 'one of the kids', but is in fact an embarrassment.
Jun 3 2010 6:21AM
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Holte
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I'm not sure whether the definitions or that picture is funnier.
Jun 3 2010 6:30AM
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*TURBONERD*
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i wouldn't call flaming cyberbullying...
do the really have 'dang' in there?
Jun 3 2010 6:31AM
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Mike-O
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I'm fapping right now.
Jun 3 2010 6:46AM
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*rkp*
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lol @ "fap"
Jun 3 2010 6:49AM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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gaper and fap are the two best

also that pic is stupid

Jun 3 2010 8:29AM
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nickyp
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I'm cheezing at the thought of you fapping
Jun 3 2010 9:42AM
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Aaaron.
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no homo?
Jun 3 2010 9:52AM
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family_vacation
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That's the secks.
Jun 3 2010 9:59AM
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theline
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psh. what a chomper.
and i believe the definition of FAP could use some work.
FAP FAP FAP
Jun 3 2010 10:03AM
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DockEllis
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hmm phatty meaning incredibly good...I have always used it to describe something else..

oh and I am cyberloafing right now
Jun 3 2010 10:07AM
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Lemuel
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I do believe loose refers to something else.
Jun 3 2010 10:11AM
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Ian.Ham
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pretty sure that your piece isn't your phone
Jun 3 2010 10:20AM
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wwatkins
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just looking at your piece is making me cheeze.
Jun 3 2010 10:33AM
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Totes_Magotes
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macking = flirting..... ?
Jun 3 2010 10:40AM
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deleted5
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i maybe use 3 of those words
Jun 3 2010 10:42AM
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brenker
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spading = flirting?
last time i checked it was neutering a female dog or something
Jun 3 2010 10:46AM
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james44
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ahaha i use probly 10 or 15 of those words regularly but not how they say im supposed to..?
im pretty sure the person that made this list has no idea what they're talking about
Jun 3 2010 11:29AM
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BizLiz
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ha coolth
Jun 3 2010 11:38AM
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squibble
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jacked: messed up and destroyed, i would disagree with that. jacked is someone who is freakishly ripped, a meathead possibly


Jun 3 2010 11:40AM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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crunk = somewhere between drunk and crazy, i guess...
rents is short for parents. not because its in shortened form, as in 'rents, but because they're "free rent"

man, this list is making me moo...
Jun 3 2010 11:45AM
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Goku
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Fap=drunk?
hahahaha
im so fap right now, im just gonna go fap
Jun 3 2010 11:52AM
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Bob_Loblaw
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Since when is secks something undesirable?

Butt secks FTW
Jun 3 2010 11:57AM
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apcaipse
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Hahaha, so dumb. But that's British slang, which is why you guys don't get it. I recognized maybe 90% of them because I know British people.
Jun 3 2010 11:59AM
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lahnabonny
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LOL @ Fap, Gaber, and Noob for being on there
Jun 3 2010 12:01PM
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lahnabonny
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oh shit, typo - i meant gaper*

please don't flame me.....
Jun 3 2010 12:01PM
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EvanMeyer
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hahahaha piece=mobile phone
Jun 3 2010 12:08PM
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Schlop
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Wow..  of the words there that I actually hear or use, they got them pretty wrong. But I've never heard most of them anyway?

Jun 3 2010 12:25PM
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meth_time
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great post.
Jun 3 2010 12:38PM
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Gnarshred
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Its funny how everyone hates on Hipsters, and then gets offended when they don't know the lingo.

If you aren't a hipster how the hell would you know if that is what they use or not??
Jun 3 2010 12:45PM
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hurrisun
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wow i wanna call that author and let her know how fucking retarted she is,

she better lose money on thi investment and go bankrupt so she can try her words onnthe street and get smashed by a crack head
Jun 3 2010 12:50PM
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hurrisun
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someone should show her urban dictonary aswell im actually embarrased for this author and any mothers who waste their money on this book
Jun 3 2010 12:51PM
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.KYLE.
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two of my extremely white upper class non hippy friends say chillax and peace all the time.

Its really annoying.
Jun 3 2010 1:02PM
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p.jones
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haha this looks hilarious, threads fo later
Jun 3 2010 1:10PM
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mmallender.
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hahahahaha wow, i dont even know what to say, thats hilarious
Jun 3 2010 1:39PM
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Lemuel
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There should be a thug one too, with the likes of "ignant" and "hyphy" and "gat"
Jun 3 2010 1:59PM
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Kirsakid
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that was really funny nice find the best were defiantly gapper and FAP
Jun 3 2010 2:03PM
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