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TheFlyingHonky
Posts: 339 - Karma: 13
im 14 almost 15 and my dad who smokes a ton of weed and has done it since my age walked in on me smoking should i be worried? i havent heard from him since
Jun 3 2010 12:27AM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,346
he's just getting his belt.
get ready to bend the fuck over.
Jun 3 2010 12:29AM
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Jwalk
Posts: 4647 - Karma: 134
Hide, call child services!
Jun 3 2010 12:29AM
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theabortionator
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Jun 3 2010 12:30AM
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meth_time
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 21
see how many rolls of pennys you can eat.
Jun 3 2010 12:31AM
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TheFlyingHonky
Posts: 339 - Karma: 13
haha you guys can go fuck yourselves
Jun 3 2010 12:31AM
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pelle_munch
Posts: 4110 - Karma: 503
my dad would probably be like, whatever, i did it too
Jun 3 2010 12:31AM
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ScuffDUFF
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 143

at least you can smoke weed.  I had to quit 2 days ago for a hair follicle test i have in a couple months.   Its fucking hard and all i can think about is a nice big bowl of bomb tree.    But everyone gets caught. its not a big deal.  Just say whatever they want to hear and smile...

Jun 3 2010 12:31AM
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TheFlyingHonky
Posts: 339 - Karma: 13
i think he will be like that too
Jun 3 2010 12:31AM
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TheFlyingHonky
Posts: 339 - Karma: 13
thanks bro
Jun 3 2010 12:34AM
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hundreds
Posts: 775 - Karma: 341
Your dad loves you so much why would you want to kill your self with an illegal and highly dangerous substance such as marijuana. Grow up man he just doesn't want you to become addicted to drugs like he did.
Jun 3 2010 12:34AM
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meth_time
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lol
Jun 3 2010 12:36AM
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rickroller
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 483
hes going to pee in your butt
Jun 3 2010 12:37AM
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Balto
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hahahahahahahahahaha

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Jun 3 2010 12:41AM
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pelle_munch
Posts: 4110 - Karma: 503
wait, where's the door?
Jun 3 2010 12:48AM
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BerkeleyD
Posts: 131 - Karma: 19
roll a cross joint, when he walks in your room throw it at him and hit him in his eye, while he is momentarily stunned use hugo's gigas breaker from street fighter 3, this should KO him, or at least incapacitate him long enough for you to draw dicks on his face and dig a tunnel to freedom.
Jun 3 2010 12:50AM
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theabortionator
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Jesus, is this your mom?

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Jun 3 2010 12:51AM
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NWPA
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Jun 3 2010 12:54AM
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ScuffDUFF
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 143
hahaha no im about to graduate a tech school for instrumentation and alot of oil refinery and pharmceutical manufacturures do hair follicle test when hiring.     I would never let my mom give me a piss test let alone a hair follicle test.
Jun 3 2010 12:54AM
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Zent33zy
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Jun 3 2010 12:56AM
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theabortionator
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What if you shave your dome? Follicle test sounds a little harsh i thought piss tests were rough.
Jun 3 2010 12:59AM
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NWPA
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 165
ya dude follicle tests fuck your hair up for a long time
Jun 3 2010 1:02AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 52146 - Karma: 168,471
? Don't they just sample a piece of hair for drugs which basically shows everything you've done since that hairs has been growing?


I guarantee my hair tells one crazy fucked up story.
Jun 3 2010 1:04AM
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ScuffDUFF
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 143
you grow hair other places then your head.  You could go in there after a full body wax but im sure they would be like " well this guy is obviously on drugs"   and probably wouldnt even consider hiring.     And whoever said that it fucks your hair up.......nahhhh.  Its just one hair, not like your entire head.
Jun 3 2010 1:05AM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
I had some long ass hair, just got it shaved off after years and years. if hair could talk..
Jun 3 2010 1:07AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 52146 - Karma: 168,471
Yeah I know, but like shave your head then keep your hair short. So it's the length people would wear it but not loaded with marijuana
Jun 3 2010 1:07AM
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alpine_pow
Posts: 137 - Karma: 18
you, my good sir, have for some reason caused me to undergo a great deal of lolz.
for thank, i thank you.
+k
Jun 3 2010 1:14AM
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BerkeleyD
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Jun 3 2010 1:44AM
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killa_cam
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drop acid with your dad
Jun 3 2010 1:49AM
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EH_DUBS
Posts: 3080 - Karma: 969
shampoo for the hair thing. not ordinary shampoo. you can get some special stuff that cleans it.

length of hair dosent matter they test the root.
Jun 3 2010 2:21AM
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ScuffDUFF
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 143
Ya  i duno.  Some dudes in the class above me got some of that shampoo and 2 of the 3 still failed it.   If you know some shit that i dont....then please, tell me.
Jun 3 2010 2:29AM
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wambat
Posts: 749 - Karma: 13
this.

no, seriously. dropping acid is the best idea in the entire world for anyone. i realize this post will probably be deleted, but i wish we could have a real conversation about LSD. if everyone in the world dropped acid and smoked weed- at least once- the world would be a far more peaceful place, I'm sure of that.
Jun 3 2010 3:16AM
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huge-go
Posts: 1451 - Karma: 33
I don't think you can just "clean" your hair of it, because I don't think it's just that your hair is "dirty" with weed. Don't hold me to this, but I'm pretty sure they test for the presence of something chemically that wouldn't be there if you didn't smoke.
Jun 3 2010 3:21AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 52146 - Karma: 168,471
We actually had a whole thread on acid. It's not for everyone though. But for most people it can be an amazing life changing experience. The perspective you gain from it is amazing. If you use the drug properly and get clean crystal it's well worth it
Jun 3 2010 3:30AM
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Shredneck
Posts: 2051 - Karma: -32
Jesse James would hit it, would you?
Jun 3 2010 3:31AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
tell him hes a hypocrit if he tells you off.
Jun 3 2010 3:33AM
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EH_DUBS
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meh i've heard mixed stuff about this shampoo. it's like 60 bucks a bottle but supposedly it cleans your roots which is where they test for it, or does something to make the test unconclusive.

but do your research, i haven't done much.
Jun 3 2010 10:24AM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
I agree with this.
Jun 3 2010 10:28AM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,509
you know that shit stays in there for up to 6 months right
Jun 3 2010 10:43AM
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Cthulhu
Posts: 528 - Karma: 21
my dad is like the cop from duece biggalo, european giggalo, he would just tell me my joint was roled too loose and he'll roll the next one
Jun 3 2010 11:02AM
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Big_Spence
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for the most part, i agree.
Jun 3 2010 11:56AM
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EvanMeyer
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100% agree with that statement LSD is a life changing drug but its all in a positive way was for me atleast everytime you trip you change just a little bit people just need to take it to realize whats actually going on and explore their own mind. I tripped alone for the first time not to long ago and it was amazing I got to think about my life as a whole and just really find out whats going on in my mind id suggest it to anyone who loves to trip but hasnt tripped alone yet........also have a cut of some bomb and a box of swishers

Jun 3 2010 12:05PM
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SketchySwiss
Posts: 393 - Karma: 43
ahahaha this is out of control.
Jun 3 2010 1:19PM
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no_steeze
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hahahahahahahahahahha i'm thomas i overreact because i love weed so much
Jun 3 2010 1:23PM
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ScuffDUFF
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 143
It can go back alot further then that, but for jobs they are only aloud to look back 90 days.  
Jun 3 2010 1:53PM
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Kirsakid
Posts: 1793 - Karma: 126
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get ready for this
Jun 3 2010 2:10PM
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Bryan*
Posts: 1818 - Karma: 115
work?
Jun 3 2010 2:16PM
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Bryan*
Posts: 1818 - Karma: 115
^fail...
Jun 3 2010 2:17PM
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NWPA
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Jun 3 2010 2:24PM
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Proze
Posts: 1094 - Karma: 7
I cant agree acid is reaaallllly not meant to be ingested by some people. But i mean ill eat some with you haha
Jun 3 2010 3:50PM
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