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Want to come camping with me?

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LoftyLawnChair
Posts: 846 - Karma: 220
Im bringing Matches, money, markers, maps, and my bong
Jun 2 2010 6:14PM
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p_n
Posts: 573 - Karma: 26
i'll bring rihanna, a retarded dog, a rape whistle, raunchy porn, radishes and refried beans. may i please come?
Jun 2 2010 8:02PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 52150 - Karma: 168,511
I'm going to bring eggs, books, a vacuum, lollipops, and a propeller
Jun 2 2010 8:04PM
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Eli.D
Posts: 476 - Karma: 603
im bringing beer, broads, band aids, and bread can i come
Jun 2 2010 8:15PM
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fountain.
Posts: 1399 - Karma: 80
im bringing hoes, hookers, hotties, ham,  hidden valley ranch, and my honda, can i come?
Jun 2 2010 8:39PM
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Dan-Man
Posts: 7488 - Karma: 3,623
if i lived in idaho. i'd come.
Jun 2 2010 8:40PM
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YooperSteeze
Posts: 1248 - Karma: 45
weed, knives, lighters and fireworks.
Jun 2 2010 9:35PM
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PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
I'm bringing steeze, skiierman, poon-tang, a Gary Coleman memorial eskimo stool, and titties.

Can I come?
Jun 2 2010 9:59PM
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martin.
Posts: 2115 - Karma: 34
I'm going to bring DMT warpaint and a spear.
Jun 2 2010 10:09PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
me too, lets do et.
Jun 2 2010 10:15PM
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Bepo
Posts: 8195 - Karma: 17
i've got some books, aardvarks and my man Common
Jun 2 2010 10:17PM
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flexpattern
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 45
Ill bring:

Tea

[IMG]goldimari.com/shop/images/B100V01.jpg[/IMG]

and Biscuits


[IMG]topnews.in/files/biscuits548.jpg[/IMG]


All you need to have a jolly good time!

Jun 2 2010 10:18PM
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.Natty.
Posts: 1030 - Karma: 84
I'll bring marshal mathers, my mom, a mountain lion, mandy moore, music, milky ways, mickey mouse, munchies and meth. Can I come?
Jun 2 2010 10:22PM
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flexpattern
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 45
Im upset now :( pictures no worky :( Sad Flexpattern!!!

[IMG]goldimari.com/shop/images/B100V01.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]topnews.in/files/biscuits548.jpg[/IMG]
Jun 2 2010 10:22PM
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LoftyLawnChair
Posts: 846 - Karma: 220
yes you are definetly allowed
Jun 2 2010 10:23PM
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LoftyLawnChair
Posts: 846 - Karma: 220
nope, sorry
Jun 2 2010 10:24PM
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p_n
Posts: 573 - Karma: 26
frick ya. this is going to be insane camp out.
Jun 2 2010 10:43PM
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poptarts4life
Posts: 376 - Karma: 12

I will bring the beef jerky

Jun 2 2010 10:47PM
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PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
This was assuming the rule change posed by another user towards the end of page one was under effect. If it isn't the case, I'm bringing poop, pee, plaid, platypuses, pussy, Pinciati, and Play-dough.
Jun 2 2010 11:15PM
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 28
I'm bringing my Avatar.
Jun 2 2010 11:45PM
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NWPA
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 165
this is what/who im bringing

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Jun 2 2010 11:57PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 52150 - Karma: 168,511
You're in on the upgraded camping trip.
Jun 3 2010 12:57AM
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hue.
Posts: 1518 - Karma: 220
an sharp axe is all i need
Jun 3 2010 1:02AM
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Ducky.
Posts: 5811 - Karma: 1,420
Ill bring ice cream, popcorn, and a good time ;)
Jun 3 2010 1:03AM
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.jesus.
Posts: 2288 - Karma: 22
im bringing  a shit ton of jiberish
Jun 3 2010 1:31AM
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LoftyLawnChair
Posts: 846 - Karma: 220
this. but you still cant come
Jun 3 2010 5:12PM
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jeremy.g
Posts: 4931 - Karma: 459
am i gonna get raped?
Jun 3 2010 5:20PM
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theline
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 92
I'm bringing Gary Coleman.
YEAH YOU HEARD ME
Jun 3 2010 5:29PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
ima bring my x-ray gun, xylophone, xysts, xyloids, practice my xylography, and xena warrior princess fosho.

did i mention im a xenophobe?
Jun 3 2010 7:19PM
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LoftyLawnChair
Posts: 846 - Karma: 220
you can come my friend

Jun 3 2010 7:20PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
sick
Jun 3 2010 7:21PM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 314
I'm bringing chuck norris, you never know about those bears
Jun 3 2010 7:35PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 373
i'll bring indiginous people, indian blankets, indica weed, images of babes and isocoles triangles
Jun 3 2010 7:49PM
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LoftyLawnChair
Posts: 846 - Karma: 220
you can come, damn this is gonna be a party
Jun 3 2010 7:53PM
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p_n
Posts: 573 - Karma: 26
godzilla was a japanese rendition of chuck norris' visit to tokyo, fact
Jun 3 2010 8:55PM
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steezenskis
Posts: 1044 - Karma: 31

Brokeback Mountain???

Maybe a pedaphile?

either way kinda sketchy. just sayin

Jun 3 2010 10:38PM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 314
why not put bitches in isoSceles triangles?
Jun 4 2010 6:51PM
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MichSteeze
Posts: 536 - Karma: 12
ill bring.... kool-aid, lighter fluid, cheez-its, animal crackers and oreos....

may i come?
Jun 4 2010 8:06PM
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.Natty.
Posts: 1030 - Karma: 84
i'll bring yo yos, yoohoos, yeungling, yoga pants being worn by attractive females, and yogurt, so yeah can i come?
Jun 4 2010 8:37PM
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LoftyLawnChair
Posts: 846 - Karma: 220
Yes you may my negro
Jun 4 2010 10:39PM
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kronickrew
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 32
I'll bring corey and trevor, the tc crew, lots of meth, and obviously a party isn't complete without blue ribbon
Jun 4 2010 10:40PM
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Dan.P
Posts: 1351 - Karma: 12

I'll bring the batmoblie, bear traps and a badger's left ear. Can I come?

Jun 4 2010 10:49PM
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gyarados
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 401
i'll bring panda bears, pioneers, piss jars (empty of course), and puntang
Jun 4 2010 10:58PM
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snowking249
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 34
i'll bring tanner hall and beer
Jun 4 2010 11:47PM
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SkeechyD
Posts: 2026 - Karma: 1,071
i live in idaho! what part?
Jun 4 2010 11:54PM
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Dinosaur
Posts: 81 - Karma: 15
Guns.
Jun 5 2010 2:02AM
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assface
Posts: 4319 - Karma: 2,031
im bringing me(zach), zebras, a zigzag, some zinc(in case we get sick from the zigzag), a zoology book, and a zircon light. can i come?
Jun 5 2010 3:25AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 52150 - Karma: 168,511
I'm bringing rollerskates,moon boots, flannel, koolaid, illy, and hookers.
Jun 5 2010 3:44AM
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steeze2pleeze
Posts: 362 - Karma: 14
a tip on the nitrous: to log into cyberspace faster hold your breath longer. whip it good!
Jun 5 2010 3:46AM
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LoftyLawnChair
Posts: 846 - Karma: 220
Yes you can come, yoga pants and volleyball shorts are the universes greatest inventions
Jun 5 2010 12:29PM
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