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Want to come camping with me?

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LoftyLawnChair
Posts: 846 - Karma: 220
Im bringing Matches, money, markers, maps, and my bong
Jun 2 2010 6:14PM
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Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18
I don't live in Idaho.
Jun 2 2010 6:16PM
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LoftyLawnChair
Posts: 846 - Karma: 220
what are you gonna bring?
Jun 2 2010 6:17PM
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eheath
Posts: 61780 - Karma: 124,906
No alcohol?
Jun 2 2010 6:17PM
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LoftyLawnChair
Posts: 846 - Karma: 220
yes alcohol
Jun 2 2010 6:18PM
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garrettwiz
Posts: 2662 - Karma: 34
hand sanitizer
Jun 2 2010 6:18PM
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Motherfucka
Posts: 1179 - Karma: 26
I do! where are we going?
Jun 2 2010 6:19PM
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8088
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 158
im gunna bring a sleeping bag, snakes, sandals, shots, and sunscreen can i come?
Jun 2 2010 6:19PM
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LoftyLawnChair
Posts: 846 - Karma: 220
yes you may. oh and im bringing monkeys and marijuana
Jun 2 2010 6:23PM
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Benhamine
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 308
Im gonna bring a .22 and the bible
Jun 2 2010 6:31PM
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LoftyLawnChair
Posts: 846 - Karma: 220
you cant come
Jun 2 2010 6:34PM
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Benhamine
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 308
I'll do what I want
Jun 2 2010 6:34PM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,010
I do!
Jun 2 2010 6:34PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 52150 - Karma: 168,511
I'm gonna bring crack, candles and maybe some canisters of nitrous, can i come?
Jun 2 2010 6:39PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
im bringing a stove, seats, sunglasses, samuel adams, steeze, and my SUBARU
Jun 2 2010 6:39PM
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NW_Rider
Posts: 2580 - Karma: 314
Im bringing my shred gear... and camping near mt hood.
Jun 2 2010 6:40PM
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Eli.D
Posts: 476 - Karma: 603
im bringing hand lotion and tissues.....
Jun 2 2010 6:43PM
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LoftyLawnChair
Posts: 846 - Karma: 220
yes you may
Jun 2 2010 6:45PM
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LoftyLawnChair
Posts: 846 - Karma: 220
you can too
Jun 2 2010 6:45PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 52150 - Karma: 168,511
I'm also bringing a shipments of heroin, hookers, and my boy hitler.
Jun 2 2010 6:46PM
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LoftyLawnChair
Posts: 846 - Karma: 220
triple threat!!! you can definetly come!
Jun 2 2010 6:49PM
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toominator
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 120
I'm bringing AIDS and rabies, can I come?
Jun 2 2010 6:51PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
I got the roofies and duct tape covered.
Jun 2 2010 6:51PM
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LoftyLawnChair
Posts: 846 - Karma: 220
nope, sorris
Jun 2 2010 6:51PM
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panojibber
Posts: 3382 - Karma: 216
I'm bringing AIDS and agricultural implements, and abstract art, and airplanes. Can I come?
Jun 2 2010 6:53PM
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toominator
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 120
awww shit.
Jun 2 2010 6:54PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,017
i'm bringing rope, duct tape, plastic bags, and lube
Jun 2 2010 6:55PM
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LoftyLawnChair
Posts: 846 - Karma: 220
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Jun 2 2010 6:57PM
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LoftyLawnChair
Posts: 846 - Karma: 220
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Jun 2 2010 6:59PM
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joly.sp
Posts: 2305 - Karma: 585
i will bring bop it extreme, pop goes perfection and lots and lots of narcotics
Jun 2 2010 7:01PM
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Evilchris
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 44
can i come!? Ill bring my penis, a penicl, prostitutes, and protection!
Jun 2 2010 7:02PM
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LoftyLawnChair
Posts: 846 - Karma: 220
yes you may, that sounds like a real ball
Jun 2 2010 7:03PM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
Ill bring beer, bongos, ben harper, bitches and boobies
Jun 2 2010 7:07PM
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LoftyLawnChair
Posts: 846 - Karma: 220
you can come. who doesnt want any of that

Jun 2 2010 7:09PM
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NW_Rider
Posts: 2580 - Karma: 314
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Jun 2 2010 7:15PM
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bnor
Posts: 286 - Karma: 12
im bringing lube long dildoes large amounts of natty ice and lube
Jun 2 2010 7:17PM
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cclan
Posts: 742 - Karma: 19
i could bring my bungalo, banana hammock, bitches, and maybe my bulletin board to keep track of said bitches
Jun 2 2010 7:18PM
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LoftyLawnChair
Posts: 846 - Karma: 220
sorry, you cant come. Damn shes fine though
Jun 2 2010 7:18PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
I'm bringing a knife, plastic gloves, a garbage bag, gasoline, a lighter. And I'm leaving alone.
Jun 2 2010 7:19PM
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LoftyLawnChair
Posts: 846 - Karma: 220
no youre not coming at all!
Jun 2 2010 7:22PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 52150 - Karma: 168,511
I'm going to bring the cops, some condoms, a caterer, the clap, cider, caribbean rum, some chocolate cake, camel cigarettes, cuban cigars, my canon camera, cell phone, chairs, my chakras, chupacabras, cleapatra, clibing rope for a  clothesline,   a concentration camp and my chastity belt



oh yeah and my coathanger
Jun 2 2010 7:25PM
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XtRemE11
Posts: 5680 - Karma: 246
ill bring lots and lots of guns
Jun 2 2010 7:27PM
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LoftyLawnChair
Posts: 846 - Karma: 220
Damn thats a list, you can come
Jun 2 2010 7:29PM
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NW_Rider
Posts: 2580 - Karma: 314
Dont worry, this is for my own camping trip to mt hood. Tom Wallisch is coming with me.
Jun 2 2010 7:29PM
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WHO_DAT
Posts: 403 - Karma: 24
I'm sorry, which banana hammock are you referring to:


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Jun 2 2010 7:30PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 373
i'll bring sheep, soap, shoes, soda and silly string
Jun 2 2010 7:30PM
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CoolioDude
Posts: 907 - Karma: 57
im gunna bring  a zebra, zinc, zachary taylor, zoolander (the movie), and a zucchini
Jun 2 2010 7:46PM
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Steezy_IN_KC
Posts: 2033 - Karma: 1,607
can i bring my mattress, miss america, monopoly, motor home and my Mitsubishi
Jun 2 2010 7:51PM
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Spillway_East
Posts: 1127 - Karma: 378
im gonna bring peanuts, pumpkins, peppermints, pringles, pomegranates, peanut butter, Popsicle, pop corn, paprika, pop tarts, pie, portabella mushrooms , pork chops, pork steaks, pronto pups, prunes, pickles, pears, pineapple, plums, pot pie, pizza, pizza rolls, pepperoni, peppers, pumpernickel bread, parsley, portage, potato, potato soup, potato salad, potato chips, pork rinds, pancakes, pretzels, pesto, pasta, prickly pear ,pistachios, pinkberry ice cream, panini, pesto sauce, prawns
pavlova,pecora, pansit. pigs in a blanket, pinot noir, pea, pudding, palm heat, Pierogies, Parmesan, Pastrami, punch, prune jucie, Peach Brandy, Pear Brandy, Peppermint Schnapps, Pernod, Port, Pabst, palilalia, India Pale Ale, papa Double, paradise Cooler, peach AA, pilot, pina Colada Punch, pink Lady, pink Poodle, planter's Punch, pousse Cafe, purple Mountain Bock, purple Passion, Pinacolada, Pimm's , Puchine, pepsi
Jun 2 2010 7:54PM
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p.jones
Posts: 614 - Karma: 16
ill bring a boat
Jun 2 2010 7:56PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 52150 - Karma: 168,511
Sorry you can't come anymore. Th list changed.

I'm bringing food, beer, snoop dogg, and wrappers
Jun 2 2010 8:01PM
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