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China will take over the world

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holyherpbatman
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with this they will conquer the world...
Jun 1 2010 8:56PM
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Gnams
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thats a fucking awesome shovel. Actually its the same shovel on Team Fortress 2. Think the soldier has it.
Jun 1 2010 9:01PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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the music just makes it more badass
Jun 1 2010 9:22PM
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tommyp1ckles
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spetsnaz used to use something like that
Jun 1 2010 9:23PM
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andrew.ski
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amazing. i love it.
Jun 1 2010 9:24PM
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remove
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8 minutes of non-sense
Jun 1 2010 9:29PM
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BEARS.
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i can dig it.
Jun 1 2010 9:29PM
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Zump.
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I watched that whole thing, there isn't anything that it can't do. I want one. Bad.
Jun 1 2010 9:30PM
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mommy
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i remember hearing tales of chinese being forced to get on there knees and dig a large whole in front of them at gun point. they're oppressors would then shoot them in the back of the head, thus knocking them into there grave. truly a shame that this technology wasn't available back then.

Jun 1 2010 9:31PM
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Zump.
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haha, Click for larger image
Jun 1 2010 9:35PM
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pomme-de-terre
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if you gave one of those to macgyver he would resurrect jesus christ, then build a space station.
Jun 1 2010 9:40PM
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mommy
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i think you mean mcchurger
Jun 1 2010 10:22PM
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AdolfShitler
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There are a lot of versions of this shovel. But it is reatardedly useful..
Jun 1 2010 10:54PM
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theJones
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i used to have a shovel just like that, i found it in someones garbage, it even came with a blade cover for when it was folded up... probably the coolest thing i have ever seen
Jun 1 2010 11:07PM
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Pee_and_Ski
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i want
Jun 1 2010 11:13PM
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Drew.C
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it cant be a screw driver which is pretty useful. also they stretched a ton of those like boat oar. i was getting ready for it to say ping pong paddle hahah.
Jun 1 2010 11:19PM
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Style+eeze
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look really closely at 2:03-2:04, the dude has a massive cut in his hand, looks like the shovel itself is great as far as functionality goes, but they suck at using it
Jun 1 2010 11:23PM
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J.DUKE
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seen it
Jun 1 2010 11:46PM
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mommy
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be a mod and delete this shit
Jun 2 2010 12:47AM
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vailsux.com
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this shovel seems alot like the one the army and marines have been carrying around for 30-40 years, except with a wooden handle.
Jun 2 2010 10:13AM
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MCIRONCOCK
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Are you pooping me.
Jun 2 2010 10:17AM
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Bar_Down
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lol @ shield function
Jun 2 2010 11:03AM
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mattytru
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yeah i legit watched the whole thing, i was basically in a trance, is there anything this shovel cant do? i want one right now/for my birthday
Jun 2 2010 11:25AM
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vailsux.com
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^ go on base, you can probably get one for $10

while on the subject i was watching deadliest warrior the other month and they were comparing russian special forces with green beret. In close combat the russians' chose a balistics knife and the army guys chose the shovel. i thought both choices where ridiculous. someone embeb this shit if you feel like it (the shovel fight is at 2:05)

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Jun 2 2010 12:52PM
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