Replying to Alcohol Recipes

---Tear Of A Komsomol Girl

Lavender Toilet Water - 15g
Verbena - 15g
Herbal Lotion - 30g
Nail Polish - 2g
Mouthwash - 150g
Lemon Soda - 150g
*Stir 20 minutes with a sprig of honeysuckle. NO SUBSTITUTE!


---Bitches Brew:

Beer - 100g
Sadko Shampoo - 30g
Dandruff Treatment - 70g
Athletes Foot Remedy - 30g
Small Bug Killer - 20g

After two drinks of this cocktail a person will become so "inspired" that it is possible to go up to him for half an hour and, standing one and a half meters away, spit in his fat face without saying a thing.


---Balsaam Of Canaan

Methylated Spirits - 100g
Beer - 200g
Refined Furniture Polish - 100g

This cocktail fosters vulgarity and dark forces in the drinker.


---The Spirit Of Geneva

White Lilac - 50g
Athletes Foot Remedy - 50g
Beer - 200g
Alcohol Varnish - 150g