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Alcohol Recipes

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low_fidelity
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---Tear Of A Komsomol Girl

Lavender Toilet Water - 15g
Verbena - 15g
Herbal Lotion - 30g
Nail Polish - 2g
Mouthwash - 150g
Lemon Soda - 150g
*Stir 20 minutes with a sprig of honeysuckle. NO SUBSTITUTE!


---Bitches Brew:

Beer - 100g
Sadko Shampoo - 30g
Dandruff Treatment - 70g
Athletes Foot Remedy - 30g
Small Bug Killer - 20g

After two drinks of this cocktail a person will become so "inspired" that it is possible to go up to him for half an hour and, standing one and a half meters away, spit in his fat face without saying a thing.


---Balsaam Of Canaan

Methylated Spirits - 100g
Beer - 200g
Refined Furniture Polish - 100g

This cocktail fosters vulgarity and dark forces in the drinker.


---The Spirit Of Geneva

White Lilac - 50g
Athletes Foot Remedy - 50g
Beer - 200g
Alcohol Varnish - 150g


May 29 2010 11:37PM
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179
I'm not sure, just throwin this out, but wont some of those things kill you. Im pretty sure alcohol varnish is poisonous.
May 29 2010 11:42PM
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Willard
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i dont get it...is this supposed to be funny?
May 29 2010 11:46PM
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theabortionator
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i think he was trying to be funny, but instead this thread is stupid
May 29 2010 11:47PM
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low_fidelity
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No. Completely serious. Have you ever been to Russia?
May 29 2010 11:49PM
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Willard
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just shut the fuck up
May 29 2010 11:54PM
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Jordan
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this is the dumbest fucking thread ever.
May 30 2010 1:47AM
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skithe49th
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they had to lock up the listerine at out local safeway for a while cause bums would come in and rob it
May 30 2010 3:50AM
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Benjo
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you should have named this thread to "Drinks for trolls."
May 30 2010 4:45AM
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BrewskiJr
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seriously? What a waste of 30 seconds of my life.
May 30 2010 7:42AM
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Plind
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Crap
May 30 2010 8:08AM
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-Mugatu
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just tried them all. I cant see.
May 30 2010 9:13AM
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vailsux.com
Posts: 1769 - Karma: 440
SUCCESS!
May 30 2010 12:27PM
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Peter.
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i just tried them too, i can see the future now
May 30 2010 12:34PM
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steezemeister
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this thread blows
May 30 2010 2:09PM
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icantskiiFILM
Posts: 2113 - Karma: 140
die
May 30 2010 2:19PM
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MAC.D
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Jun 23 2010 11:11AM
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