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Wayne Brady's Show

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jumpman
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His drive-by, pimpin, etc. sketch was awesome.


Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
Apr 14 2004 5:23PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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Wayne Brady makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X. -Dave Chappelle.


Mac 'n' Steeze Trailer
Apr 14 2004 5:38PM
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r5tommy
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OMG the new one is on tonight after life itself
Apr 14 2004 5:45PM
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IrishDrink87
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omg, that was definatly the funniest one ive seen
Arggg...I am a pirate!
Apr 14 2004 5:45PM
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lj5
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haha ya i laughed for like an hour after that! and when he shoots dave in leg afterwords so good


'DNA stands for Dogs Never Admit, its a game about dogs that you interview that have done serious crimes and you try to get them to admit to anything, oh and its in 3d and dolby digital 5.0'
-lateralis responding to what dna is.

'thats because they know i will find where they live, rip their little sisters pussy open with c clamps and shit inside of her until it comes out of her nose. like whoa.'
-alpentalik

'in french, 810 means 270. didnt any of you hear of a little thing called the metric system?'
-mommy in the thread 'candides '810 to rail'
Apr 14 2004 6:08PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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does wayne brady need to choke a bitch??
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'you can suck my dick mommy' - SmoKinSkier

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
'He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man' (Psalm 104:14)
Apr 14 2004 6:33PM
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joeengel
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my godmother is never gonna beleive this ... the bitch is never gonna know about it .... shhh shhh



$$ ICED OUT RACING $$

toss your salad outta here
Apr 14 2004 6:43PM
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Vtsnowski
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does Wayne Brady have to choak a bitch?





some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
Apr 14 2004 6:46PM
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estaked
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hey dave.....*shoots dave in the leg*.. Im wayne brady bitch hhahahah
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Crack Rules Everything Around Me (new meaning for C.R.E.A.M.)

'out here in NY pussy flows like water' - my friend telling why NY is a guys paridse.

'i was walking along and their like you gotta hit it' Crystal-Needs-A-Park

HOLLA! ANCIENT REPRESENT!! ANCIENTINC.COM

ETSAHCCLNPKP(TAOS)UTLILDMLFSM*NWF-T*TBDTCFPAA REPRESENT!

HALLA!
Apr 14 2004 6:47PM
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weazelzb
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haha, the part with the hos was hilarious


*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

BITE IT...you scum bucket fucking whore - GG Allin

I see you standing... you think your soooo cool... why dont u just, FUCK OFF- Guns n Roses

Apr 14 2004 6:55PM
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Irotate360
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nigga this is not an option, if u do not smoke this we have a problem



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mario doesn't need that shit, he can stomp his own game with out no mother fucking dinosaur horse. bich.

-alpentalik
Apr 14 2004 6:56PM
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jksl
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how was it the most un-funny one ever^?!, tyrone on fear factor was fuckin hilarious
when joe rogen takes the thing off the tank of worms.'we gotta eat that?, well i can't eat all of it'
tyrone's the best thing on that show

=J. KIESEL=

Poniverus
Apr 14 2004 8:49PM
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seventhdayslumber
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the part when he killed the cop was hella funny

ESE TAKEOVER
Apr 14 2004 9:53PM
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EastCoastPride
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i got somethin to tell you joe rogan... i smoke rocks!


hoes, dave. dave, hoes. say hello to dave, bitches.
hey dave.
hey bitches.


Teddy
Poniverus
The schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries.
Apr 14 2004 9:57PM
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hoodratz47
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no i fuckin hated that episod. fuck wayne brady... he ruined the robot guy i hope get aids and cancer both.... ony part that was a little funny.. NICK CANNON. tahts it. and. i smoke rocks but besided that it was a fat atom shitbomb.

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'there's two types of people in this world. the people that take shit and the people that dish it out. Who said that? ' oh Yeah i think his name was Jeasus'' '
'i dont know what sex feels like but its got to feel something like that'
Apr 14 2004 9:59PM
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jumpman
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Dave - I need to get to an ATM
Wayne pulls over to the hos


Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
Apr 15 2004 9:40AM
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coolcat410
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Run bitch! Run for your life, Bitch! - Dave

'Please God let me see my family again, i just want to see my kids please.'
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Team Fresh
Apr 15 2004 10:57AM
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ErikT
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in my line of work, joe rogan, i taste penis all the time. cocaine is a hell of a drug.

.Ski.
Apr 15 2004 12:28PM
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seventhdayslumber
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Dave hos hos Dave -wayne
Hey bitchs -Dave

FUCK ALL OF THE ESE's
Apr 15 2004 1:09PM
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ViperSki
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its actually 'good evening biches'


Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

Apr 15 2004 3:08PM
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ShmagmaSkiier420
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damn nigger, i didnt know u liked to get wet
what?
thats pcp, angeldusttt

Apr 15 2004 3:14PM
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