Replying to First sexual experience

this was my good buddy, and i felt it needed to be shared as a first person story to NS. he only told me about it earlier today, and it happened 3 years ago hahah

I was in the 9th grade and I had my first sexual moment that actually involved some nudity.

We were making out and fondling and everything and she asked me If I like diet coke

- It's alright
- Well, I LOVE it. How bout you go get me a bottle of it

I run downstairs and grab a 2L bottle of diet coke that was mostly full, maybe like a cup missing. She says it's too cold.

- How about warming it up...by rubbing it on my tits?

So I begin to rub her vigorously with the bottle and soon enough she says she wants to put it inside her. She really enjoys it, and so do I because I KNOW that with this girl I'm defiantly going to get off. That's when it gets crazy.

She rips out the bottle, opens it and begins to fill her vagina with diet coke. I swear, she nearly empties the whole thing in there . I had seriously underestimated the vagina's liquid retention volume. She's loving it

- You like diet coke?! Drink it from me?!

Now I was getting pretty freaked out by this point but i was a horny teenager and I really wanted to get off, and I didn't want to blow my first load into 1.5 liters of 0 calorie soda. I begin to go down on her, until she says the worst possible thing.

- OH YEAH DRINK IT FROM ME! I'M THE COOL-AID MAN! OH YEAH! OH YEAH!

I don't know how she did it with her 16 year old voice but she sounded exactly like the kool-aid man from the commercials. I look at the wall half expecting him to burst through and cover me in fruity beverage. I was extremely turned off, she could tell too. As she sat up to see what was wrong she twisted her body in such a way that Diet Coke shot out of her vagina and all over my face, chest and groin. And it was in that sticky and low calorie moment that my parents chose to pull into the driveway....