Replying to My senior prank, and consequently a $50,000 bill.
Well, last night was our senior prank. I really didn't expect all too much because I go to an all-guys private school that has been super strict on us seniors lately. I'm going to try and be as minimally self-incriminating as I can be for the sake of the senior class. We got an email at 4:00 yesterday saying that we were going to do our senior prank at 10. We planned on not even doing a senior prank because nobody could come up with a good idea that wouldn't get us in serious trouble (the suggestions were burn buildings, sacrifice lambs on campus, etc.). The email said we were going to move some furniture around from our athletic side of campus and camp out for the night. Well, it started off innocently, but somehow we got into the locked athletic building, took a golfcart, a car that waxes the floors, and the zamboni. We put them in various buildings on the other side of campus and all that good stuff, pretty harmless. We then go back to one of our friends open house nearby and just kinda chill for a little. But, apparently, people went back at 3 and took the zamboni for a ride into town. Somehow, the back of the zamboni was put into "slicking ice" mode and it fucked up two $15,000 blades. Also, while attempting to turn it on, there were three or four levers bent, etc. We had a couple kids get poisoned!...Alcohol poisoning but thats besides the point. Artwork was javelined through, and desks were attached to the ceilings, which consequentially fell down. We had a kid walk 17 miles home from Belmont to Charlestown on Route 2 (four lane highway) in the fast lane and other pretty crazy shit happen. Now, I did try to stop much of this from happening, I think it's bullshit and entitled for rich preppy kids to fuck shit up that costs more than some people's salary. No hate, I know that the destruction was fucked up, and I regret even being there and being associated with it, but that being said, it's a pretty damn good story that will be passed down from grade to grade for awhile.
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