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You Must Be Fucking Kidding Me... Bird Porn?

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Jordan
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There's an organization pushing for the stop of bird watching because they think its porn/erotic?



Gotta love people... read some of those comments at the bottom of the page
May 27 2010 1:24PM
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1337
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hahahahha first
May 27 2010 1:25PM
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steezyjibber
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LOL
May 27 2010 1:27PM
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J-Evs
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hahahahahha
May 27 2010 1:32PM
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1337
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reminds me of westboro baptist church forums or whatever, cant remember the name
May 27 2010 1:33PM
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Jordan
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http://www.realvail.com/RealNews/369/Bird-porn-among-eccentricities-at-Denver-Dem-Convention.html
May 27 2010 1:33PM
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Black.Bird
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hahaha this is ridiculous. I'm unsure if this is serious or not though..
Someone's comment:
"A close friend, in whom I confided my fetish several years ago, alerted me to this site. I have been a closet bird-porn-addict for years. In fact, I’ve raised the ante to PELAGIC bird porn, a unique type of bird porn where you go out on boats with other birders and watch everything unfold right in front of you, unobstructed by trees, buildings or vegetation. I feel so much better now that I know there are others who suffer from my affliction and aren’t afraid to come out of the closet. All I can say is THANK GOD FOR THE WEB!! – Roger"
May 27 2010 1:41PM
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Lemuel
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Dam old perverts getting their jollies by watching birds have sex.
May 27 2010 1:51PM
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I_Am_Mod
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jep, site is an obvious Troll !
May 27 2010 1:55PM
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tacobellslayer
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Obviously pornographic
May 27 2010 1:59PM
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geteducated
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hey guys this is real too..

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/
May 27 2010 2:02PM
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pomme-de-terre
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this is a rule 34 if ive ever seen one.
May 27 2010 2:23PM
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kramerbradley35
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sick shit
May 27 2010 2:26PM
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t_rob
Posts: 6433 - Karma: 11,459
the problem that's plaguing the nation right there
May 27 2010 2:28PM
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Jordan
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http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-79979
May 27 2010 2:34PM
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chapz
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although it's most likely fake, it's well done haah
May 27 2010 2:35PM
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theabortionator
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What the fuck.
May 27 2010 2:36PM
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Schlop
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there have got to be exceptions.. mathematics?
May 27 2010 3:34PM
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I_Am_Mod
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either this is really disturbing, really funny or the proof that even CNN can be trolled.....
or a random combo of those three....
May 27 2010 3:37PM
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nellyyy
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i won't post a link because i'll probably get the banhammer for it, but check out pterodactyl porn when you get the chance
May 27 2010 3:48PM
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dompuch
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funny shit
May 27 2010 3:48PM
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Fischer-Addicted
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OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS SITE IS HILARIOUS.

LOOK AT THIS COMMENT.

I often dress as a bird and follow them through the parks so I can masturbate. I then spuge into their bird bath and then do it all over again. I tried having sex with a bird once but the guy in the Big Bird costume didn’t take my advances very well. Now I just choke my chicken at the park.
If anyone knows of good bird humping parks please let me know.
May 27 2010 3:53PM
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Zump.
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hahahaha thats the best
May 27 2010 3:58PM
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EastCoast315
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hahaha that was hilarious
I'm wondering who was fucked up enough to get behind that
May 27 2010 4:09PM
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GratefulDead
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Darwin that pervert... fuckin freaks.
May 27 2010 4:16PM
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Melvs
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CNN and other major news outlets have been caught more then a few times now pulling fake stories from the internet without any sort of verification.  Started with FARK years back, seen it from Digg and Reddit more recently and more often.  This is probably one of those cases.
May 27 2010 4:16PM
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Cincher
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that should be sig'd!
May 27 2010 4:18PM
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Big_Spence
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May 27 2010 4:19PM
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Thenowhereman42
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May 27 2010 4:19PM
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A.Eberhard
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Major lolz +k.
This is most likely fake like come on bird porn?
May 27 2010 4:39PM
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Cincher
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Unfortunately this is real. They've actually made protests.
May 27 2010 5:00PM
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Fischer-Addicted
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Yeah, if you look up that lady, she's super hardcore in this stuff. If this is a joke, she's taking it way beyond to far. If it's real, she should probably seek mental help.
May 30 2010 5:16PM
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Plind
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crazy...
May 30 2010 5:21PM
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garrettwiz
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repost. searchbar
May 30 2010 6:07PM
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RickAstley
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BIRD WATCHERS ARE VOYEURS
May 30 2010 6:35PM
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Mr.Luke
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Hahaha that's rediculous
May 30 2010 6:41PM
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Static
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Are birdwatchers really looking for birds in coitus? I always assumed it was just fun (for them anyway) to identify them or whatever.
May 30 2010 6:41PM
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Uhgah
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I'm not going to lie, I want the merchandise.

May 30 2010 6:45PM
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KarmaInitiative
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Ireport gets trilled all the time
May 30 2010 6:47PM
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snowking249
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hahaha wow people are so fucked up
May 30 2010 6:48PM
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p-fo
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sad thing is this actually may not be a prank. it goes beyond the main site. youtube videos of protests and shit...
however, it is in fact a joke now because nobody can take these people seriously
May 30 2010 6:55PM
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Zent33zy
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who doesnt like to sit down and beat it to a little bird porn?
May 30 2010 7:06PM
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[tightpants]
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I lost it when I read this comment. the username is great too

Spread Eagle Says:
August 6, 2008 at 8:37 pm

Where does a rooster have to go to get his freak-on, away from the Peepers??? My brother Foghorn and I were totally double-teaming this big-breasted hen and these old fogies insisted on watching and taking pictures. That really irritates the guano outta me!! Thanks stopbirdporn for addressing the voyeur aspect of this problem. What we do behind coop wire should be our business and ours alone.
May 30 2010 8:13PM
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[tightpants]
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that was actually written by a user on the CNN website, not a legit journalist. The "quote" is ripped off from Dave Chappele's "For What It's Worth" when he was talking about monkey sex.
May 30 2010 8:16PM
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MACAQUE
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So much win.
May 30 2010 8:17PM
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DaveM
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In all seriousness what harm would it do to watch birds having sex?!

May 30 2010 8:25PM
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Backyard.Skier
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people really need to worry about more important stuff.
May 30 2010 8:27PM
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207
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LAWL.
May 30 2010 8:32PM
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seebass
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if this is real, my day has been ruined.
May 30 2010 9:38PM
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