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Shit My Kids Ruined

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GORlLLA
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 45


well... some of them are funny.
May 27 2010 2:42AM
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sdfjklioeur
Posts: 2082 - Karma: 114
the porsche was funny, toothpaste though who gives a fuck. bitchbitchbitchbitch
May 27 2010 3:07AM
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mer-man
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meh, i loled
May 27 2010 8:08AM
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_steezefiend8
Posts: 659 - Karma: 271
lol, "im assuming it would be of bad taste to put a picture of my saggy boobs on here"
May 27 2010 9:32AM
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john-farris
Posts: 92 - Karma: 10
lolwut
May 27 2010 9:40AM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88
doooooooooooooooooooooo itttttttttttttt
May 27 2010 11:29AM
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treecery.
Posts: 1375 - Karma: 148
oh fuck not a whole fucking tube of toothpaste! That must of cost that kids mom like $3.14 of foodstamps!
May 27 2010 11:59AM
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TPalms
Posts: 859 - Karma: 252
She was obviously quoting someone on the website, not actually saying that.
May 27 2010 12:11PM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
your sarcasm meter is obviously broken
May 27 2010 1:07PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14537 - Karma: 11,061
If my kid was the teenager that used the oven door as a step ladder, I would fucking kill him. You have to be straight retarded to do that.
May 27 2010 1:16PM
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GORlLLA
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Yea people go on to the other pages, the 1st page isn't funny.
May 27 2010 1:31PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14537 - Karma: 11,061
I just looked through all 15 pages and feel stressed out. I guess that's a perk of being a parent haha. I don't know if I ever ruined anything like that, I wasn't a wall drawer or anything like that. I did piss on my dad while he was changing my diaper though haha.
May 27 2010 1:50PM
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kramerbradley35
Posts: 163 - Karma: 10
oh that poor porsch
May 27 2010 2:30PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
easy? as "punishment" his dad sent him to Apex driving school.

he basically rewarded him...
May 27 2010 2:49PM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,346
i would kill my child if he wrecked my car, porsche or not.
May 27 2010 4:21PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
yarrr, you dont fuck with a mans car.
May 27 2010 4:27PM
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-dva-
Posts: 1530 - Karma: 23
in fact, you can't buy toothpaste with food stamps. i tried the other day. which is a shame, because i think if personal hygiene products were legit to buy, city buses would be a lot more pleasant.

/tangent
May 27 2010 4:35PM
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123+ski
Posts: 2832 - Karma: 581
this should be front page

May 27 2010 4:50PM
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sdfjklioeur
Posts: 2082 - Karma: 114
bahahaha yes
May 27 2010 6:20PM
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meth_time
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 21
I thought with the tube cloth one she meant her vag.
huge disappointment in lols
Jun 7 2010 5:07PM
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