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Forum*
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anyone Canadian?
*$*Carny*$*

some fag skier kid- i can pull a 180 on to a 20 foot rail and a 180 off.
Chauncy- Wouldn't sac yourself?
kid- Nooo
Me- We don't have 20 foot rails here, we only have a 8 footer.
Kid-......
Me- I hear B.S.
Kid- ummmmm....

I survived the Great Spamming of 2004-eh Chauncy
Apr 2 2004 6:58PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
nah, canada is a place for people with red fros and no lives


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//KAW RAW//
//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
Apr 2 2004 7:01PM
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Forum*
Posts: 3455 - Karma: 10
ur a faggot thats why
*$*Carny*$*

some fag skier kid- i can pull a 180 on to a 20 foot rail and a 180 off.
Chauncy- Wouldn't sac yourself?
kid- Nooo
Me- We don't have 20 foot rails here, we only have a 8 footer.
Kid-......
Me- I hear B.S.
Kid- ummmmm....

I survived the Great Spamming of 2004-eh Chauncy
Apr 2 2004 7:02PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
im just gonna sit here and watch this kid get burned


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//KAW RAW//
//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
Apr 2 2004 7:03PM
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spyder1
Posts: 1529 - Karma: 11
i am canadian. why AND PROUD OF IT



Your Toughtest Competitor Lives in Your Head. Some days his name is Fear. Or Doubt. Or Gravity. Stomp his Ass

Where i come from the drinking age is 15. if you havent started by then what the fuck is wrong with you
Apr 2 2004 7:05PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
yes, i am canadian and i love living in canada


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Apr 2 2004 7:21PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
im a canadian poser ya herd!


Why don't you take a long walk on a short peir.
Apr 2 2004 7:22PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,185
stef does kap really count as canada? i mean, it's so far away from civilization!!







SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess

***C*C*R***
Apr 2 2004 7:45PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
hey now, dont be dissing kap, this is home of the great northern alcaholics


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Apr 2 2004 7:47PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,034
Free health care is a crap, lets the weak die






'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'
-Tolken

Reporting for Duty with a Spork in one hand and a Porno in the other
Apr 2 2004 7:48PM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
^that didn't make sense.




TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU
SKIER: How would you describe your style?
PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
Apr 2 2004 8:08PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
haha Kap.

I find that its 'awesome' that there's two ppl who are from Kap. on NS

Yeah I'm from Canada, IT FUCKING RULES




I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
Apr 2 2004 8:12PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
theres only one from kap, me


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Apr 2 2004 8:12PM
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CanadianSkiGod
Posts: 2281 - Karma: 10
I'm from Canada... a lot of people are. Dare I say the majority? Probably not.
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'Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!
Apr 2 2004 8:30PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
canada's been pretty gay to me
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Apr 2 2004 8:31PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
ill be gay to you, bend over sweety


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Apr 2 2004 8:32PM
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Au_Champs_Elysees
Posts: 366 - Karma: 10
I'm canadian and pround of It
Apr 2 2004 8:33PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
this is the highlight of my life, lat finally hit on me
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Apr 2 2004 8:34PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
ya damn right i hit on you, hard from behind!


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Apr 2 2004 8:35PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
Stef.... Matman10 is from Kap.



I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
Apr 2 2004 8:37PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
this is Matman10's profile

Matman10 (9 posts)
Activities
Best Tricks Toxics, Japan Airs, 540 cross, 270 rail slides
Favorite Tricks cab 900
Home Kapuskasing Ont
Hobbies Mountain bikes, Skateboarding

cool eh? He says he knows you



I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
Apr 2 2004 8:38PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
matman10 eh??? hmm i think i know who it is


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Apr 2 2004 8:42PM
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misterbinz
Posts: 1099 - Karma: 10
what a meaningful thread

mean people suck

'On a scale of 1 - 10, you all are extremely gay' - coolcat410

Apr 2 2004 8:42PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
Yeah he says he skied with you



I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
Apr 2 2004 8:47PM
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oO~sKiErGirL~Oo
Posts: 2314 - Karma: 21
I love it hurre, better than thurr.

people don't understand ghetto speak up hurre though

'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'

'Amy, are your ears cold? Your ice is looking icier than usual...' -Turpin
Apr 2 2004 9:04PM
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K_2
Posts: 1446 - Karma: 11
My sig explains it all.


'Canada first, Canada last, and Canada always'
Apr 2 2004 9:31PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
Wow, 2 ppl from Kap... that makes up a significant percentage of their population. I suppose we should be thankful that Lateralis isn't being inflicted on a major urban center... but yeah, Kap counts as Canada more than Toronto for fuck's sake. The place is as Canadian as you can get, I'm told...


J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot

'if it werent for women, i wouldnt have to wear condoms' -Hucksterjibber
Apr 2 2004 9:34PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
^ haha yeah



I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
Apr 2 2004 9:42PM
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MLB
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 298
Yeah, i am canadian, and loving it, the best hills are here, the best pussy is here.

Stef, you make me look like shit, throw it down. Matman10
Apr 2 2004 10:11PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
finally someone else from kap! im not alone anymore


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Apr 2 2004 10:34PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
yeah canada sucks. i went out for coffee... no one has any flavors. i went to the grocery store for a candy bar. they have no variety. i went to a restaurant for some dinner. no variety, tiny portions. etc. etc. examples like these are abundant here... canada sucks.
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Apr 3 2004 12:05AM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
Told Ya Stef

Proud to say that I was the guy who brought these 2 lovable Kap.S together



I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
Apr 3 2004 12:13AM
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coolcat410
Posts: 882 - Karma: 11
Yeah canada does suck, i went there on vacation once, and came back with 4 different diseases.
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1,000 out of 1,005 scientists agree that CANADA SUCKS!
Apr 3 2004 11:37AM
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con_cept
Posts: 1752 - Karma: 10
^you went to whistler didn't you?



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Apr 3 2004 11:57AM
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Forum*
Posts: 3455 - Karma: 10
whistler is my native land
*$*Carny*$*

some fag skier kid- i can pull a 180 on to a 20 foot rail and a 180 off.
Chauncy- Wouldn't sac yourself?
kid- Nooo
Me- We don't have 20 foot rails here, we only have a 8 footer.
Kid-......
Me- I hear B.S.
Kid- ummmmm....

I survived the Great Spamming of 2004-eh Chauncy
Apr 3 2004 12:55PM
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pag
Posts: 3412 - Karma: 69
I'm from quebec
Pag
*NORTHEAST CULT*
membre du *Quebec Riders Cult*
Apr 3 2004 1:03PM
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coolcat410
Posts: 882 - Karma: 11
No i didnt go to ski or anything i just went to Niagra Falls for the weekend.
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1,000 out of 1,005 scientists agree that CANADA SUCKS!
Apr 3 2004 1:18PM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
im from whistler :D:D
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S3p Represent
PBP Junkie
TMC For life
www.tmcmogul.com
five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker.'
Apr 3 2004 5:12PM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
canada blames america for all of their problems, but america doesnt blame canada at all...its like making fun of a kid with no legs...you just dont do it.
Apr 3 2004 6:49PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
you do if he takes off his fake legs and walkes around on his stubs.
-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
--->CCR*

'Oooohhhhhhhh, 'straight edge', that sounds so hardcore, I guess it's just better than saying 'I'm a sanctimonious pussy who thinks he's better than everyone else.'' -Gdawg3
Apr 3 2004 6:57PM
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lj5
Posts: 2250 - Karma: 12
canada is a cool place. when im 19 ill be visiting there more often for a lil drinkey whinkey if you know what i mean ;)


'DNA stands for Dogs Never Admit, its a game about dogs that you interview that have done serious crimes and you try to get them to admit to anything, oh and its in 3d and dolby digital 5.0'
-lateralis responding to what dna is.
Apr 3 2004 7:00PM
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KootenayGuy
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 10
I enjoy my igloo in the great white north that is canada
A Jam a day keeps the doctor away.
Apr 3 2004 8:33PM
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Chauncy
Posts: 61 - Karma: 10
Canada is pretty cool. To the guy who said the coffee has no variety, you obviously never herd of Starbucks (which happens to be on like every street in Toronto of Vancouver) and most people have better stuff to do than buy $10 coffees.

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'I think you put your skis on backwards'-some kid

'My advice, in the words of the great AC/DC, is to 'Ride On''-Me on my religion test

'Kids these days with their long hair, peircings and such'-Nick

'My brother likes all these punk bands, like Good Charlette ans Simple plan'-Nick

I witnessed the Great Spamming of 2004
Apr 3 2004 10:03PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
born in america...but i have canadian in my blood,so will u canadians draft me in the next racial draft?
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 3 2004 11:00PM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
hhhhhhhaaaaaaawwwhhhaaattt? Yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh. oooooookkkkkaaaaaaayyyyy.
Apr 4 2004 10:31AM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
i wish i was canadian.
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-steve [always clownin, never frownin. s.1986]

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.
born to shine at home and over border lines.]
Apr 4 2004 11:00AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
canada has ketchup flavored potato chips. That makes them okay in my book.


Mac 'n' Steeze Trailer
Apr 4 2004 11:04AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
america doesnt have ketchup chips or whaT?


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Apr 4 2004 11:28AM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
we dont have shit here in america. we suck.
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-steve [always clownin, never frownin. s.1986]

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.
born to shine at home and over border lines.]
Apr 4 2004 11:39AM
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con_cept
Posts: 1752 - Karma: 10
Damn! How does your food come out?



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Apr 4 2004 12:02PM
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eton
Posts: 489 - Karma: 10
Canada rules man...hard to beat our skiing too
Live to ride..Ski to die
Apr 4 2004 12:09PM
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