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EVERYONE IN OTTAWA

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Pipe_Munky
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my friend posted this in a chat group for ottawa fraternities nad sororities but i think everyone should read it.


I received a rather unnerving call this morning from my aunt. She belongs to a Mom and Babies type of running club.

A woman in this club was running with her baby yesterday, Monday March 29, along the paths near Bank and Bronson. As she was running along and headed into a slightly more wooded area, a man on a bicycle approached her and asked her for the time. She didn't have the time and told him so, and he biked away. As she continued to run she realized that this man's demeanor was pretty intense and she kept checking behind her to see if he was following her but he wasn't.

Several minutes later as she entered another more wooded area, the man popped up out of nowhere this time facing her head on. He asked her if she would like to go for a coffee. She said no, that she was on her way home with her little baby girl to see her husband. And the male cyclist left.

As the woman ran home, she was really spooked by this guy. She called the police and they came to her house to get a description of the man. He was 5foot10, lean, fine features, with soft curly hair. The police informed her that the man fit the same description as the accused Ardeth Wood murderer.

PLEASE DO NOT USE THESE PATHS BY YOURSELVES. IT'S NOT WORTH THE RISK. STICK TO OPEN, MORE HEAVILY CIRCULATED AREAS.

As a friend, I had to tell all of you this. Please spread the word to all those you know.







SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess

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Apr 2 2004 1:53PM
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Mike-O
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Isn't crichton from Ottawa?
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Apr 2 2004 2:20PM
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dilla_says_go
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no he's from manotick
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Apr 2 2004 2:40PM
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sugarrushthrill
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same thing manotick is ottawa... and thats some nuts shit... cant wait to go biking, but this damn rain wont stop!


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Apr 2 2004 3:18PM
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Lateralis
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thatd be some scary shit, maybe the only reason she didnt get killed was cuz she had the little girl with her


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Apr 2 2004 4:31PM
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sacha
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in glad im on the quebec side, some scary shit yo.
I'd probably eat human if i didn't know where it came from. - Nick Mercon

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Apr 2 2004 5:10PM
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lanks
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luckily, if anything i could rape this guy. bring it on.

Joel

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Apr 4 2004 2:03PM
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sacha
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^wuut that shit whack.
I'd probably eat human if i didn't know where it came from. - Nick Mercon

How many telemarkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? none theyre all dirty hippies with no electricity.- Greg Tuffelmire

Man, i wish i skied.- my snowboarder friend when i showed him the FREEZE photo issue.
Apr 4 2004 4:36PM
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Apple
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hey lanks, we should go on a hunting trip... ill bring the crowbar, you bring the baseball bat.
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Apr 4 2004 4:39PM
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404404
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so this guy killed a person or many?






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Apr 4 2004 5:21PM
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shift968
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we need some bait, any volunteers?



what time is it?.....4:20
Apr 4 2004 5:22PM
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Lateralis
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itd be fun to beat the fuck out of a serial killer, youd be all famous and shit


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Apr 4 2004 5:23PM
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Lateralis
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ill be your bait!! ill pull down my pants and tuck my cock between my legs so it looks like i have a cunt, that will attract some killers for sure


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Apr 4 2004 5:23PM
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samck89
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why do they make their babys run, it would be tough for a baby to keep up with an adult
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the only problem with man is that he doesn't know how he ought to live. But there is a law of life. A law to live by. Not guidelines (commandments)..not suggestions (parents, schools), but a LAW. Just as certain as the law of gravity. The law of nature. Distroy diversity and face extinction. Increased food production = increased population. Starvation is natural. We have to start following the laws of nature and stop thinking we are exempt from them. We have to stop pretending we are gods and we were meant to rule the world and possibly the universe. if we continue, we will crash. we are getting close. As we eliminate species and diversity, we decrease the changes of anything surviving after we destroy ourselves. We are very close to eliminating all life on this planet forever. Something will survive, right? Well, we hope so. But one thing is certain. It won't be us.
Apr 4 2004 5:28PM
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Lateralis
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they usually just tie them up and drag them, but people complained it was damaging the sidewalks, so they put a ban on it


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Apr 4 2004 5:29PM
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shift968
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spring time always brings the freaks out of the woodwork.



what time is it?.....4:20
Apr 4 2004 5:29PM
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lanks
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apple...im game if you are

Joel

'Go shut yourself in a freezer and see if you can evolve out of it.' -PhattTim

'i think its funny that they decriminilized both homosexual sex and animal sex at the same time... what kinda message does that send?' -Apple
Apr 4 2004 6:23PM
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