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A McDonalds Revolution... The "McChurger"

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A_Zuck
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The Other day my brother told me about his custom order at McDonalds that he gets every time he goes there. At first i thought it sounded disgusting and just ignored it. I finally tried it recently and I must say it is the most delicious/ unhealthy/ american thing you can possibly put in your mouth.

He named this "sandwich" the McChurger. The McChurger is a double cheeseburger with a hot n' spicy McChicken patty between the two burger patties. If this doesn't quite make sense it is layered like so...

Bun
Cheese
Beef Patty
Hot n' Spicy chicken patty
Beef Patty
Bun

This really does come off as a disgusting combo but please just order it, and eat it... it is simply amazing, and after you have tried it, (and i KNOW you'll like it) Join the movement to get the "McChurger" on to the McDonalds Menu and into everyones mouth and soul! (I will post pics if you need some convincing)

Disclaimer: This sandwich could leave you on the toilet for up to a week... but it is totally worth it.
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
It's not new. No one gives a shit.
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Click_Here
Posts: 1728 - Karma: 14
already a thread,  we decided to call it the mc gang bang
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futbol
Posts: 319 - Karma: 10
this. and mcchurger? wtf
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25444 - Karma: 13,855
McGangbang.
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Click_Here
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i guess it took you 14 seconds to type that lol
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1337
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this
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Nathn
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It's called a McGangbang and it's been around since the time of Christ.
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fountain.
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McGangbang, old news. Plus you dont just put the chicken patty between the beef patties, you put the entire chicken sandwich in there.
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A_Zuck
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well fuck me. I had no idea... and dont even say searchbar because i would have never thought of typing mcgangbang... and a side note the mcgangbang has the whole other sandwich inside it. the version i ate only had the patty. seems more reasonable.
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 802
MC GANGBANG!
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Karcher
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mcgangbang

respect it
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Click_Here
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your way seems more pussy
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Dbouch
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I've been doing this for years. everyone around here has always called it the McChurger.
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Twinjibber77
Posts: 6239 - Karma: 2,355
Man up and get the Super McGangBang. That would be with a Big Mac.
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churchill
Posts: 131 - Karma: 17
Also called a trigger in certain area's for any of you uneducated young ones
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MN_represent
Posts: 307 - Karma: 47
Why dont they just call it the McYoureFucked
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A_Zuck
Posts: 565 - Karma: 57
any chance your from Durango?
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3652 - Karma: 8,892
YoureMcFucked has a better ring to it
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MN_represent
Posts: 307 - Karma: 47
true
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theabortionator
Posts: 52386 - Karma: 171,400
Holy fucking re re re re re post. Use the fucking searchbar.

Everybody has known about this for years
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 28
The McColonBurner
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treemobbin
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I call it the McBitchin
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A_Zuck
Posts: 565 - Karma: 57
thank you, we have established that. and how the fuck was i supposed to know to search "mcgangbang" if i didnt know about it?
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[tightpants]
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bahahaha I'm trying that one tomorrow.  fucking awesome in a gross way
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Static
Posts: 8588 - Karma: 4,098
you could have searched McChurger and saved yourself
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A_Zuck
Posts: 565 - Karma: 57
well shit... i am sorry/ wrong. i failed on NS... im going to go hang myself in my closet haha
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theabortionator
Posts: 52386 - Karma: 171,400
You might want to stop laughing and go do it
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Rajna
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can't even eat mcdonalds anymore after eating it religiously in high school everyday. a double cheeseburger practically makes me gag.
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NW_Rider
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Hahahaha Fuckin Eh Righteous!
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r0dubs
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at my local mickey d's, this delectable dish is known as the mcdank, the McSterminator, and the Hulk
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Wall_Nut
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FUCK unhealthy food. McGangbang today, Diuhbeetuz tomorrow. Watch some food documentaries, I guarantee the very thought of McDonalds will have you vomiting....I just threw up a little in my mouth.
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r0dubs
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dude, i got hungry during supersize me

i watched it the period before lunch
guess where i went for lunch
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Wall_Nut
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Dude, you're gonna remember that post in 20 years and cringe. By the way, I now officially think you are a rebellious badass.
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mommy
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the mcimpossible= a mcrib stuffed with two mcbrats drench-fuzed with shamrock shake
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Evilchris
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/thread
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Stickerbrush
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wtf no one said "McSearchbar" yet ?
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nickyp
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I have the patty, but only one half of the bun, therefore I'm going to make up an entirely new name for what is essentially the same sandwich as the McGangBang, and claim it.
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YoungJah
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It sounds nasty..
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c4t_l0ver
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You can not fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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finnajon5
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You sir need to jump in a hole, and searchbar. the mcchurger has been around for a long time. mcgangbang is fucking stupid

MCCHHHUUURGGGGGGGG

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matt.s
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way to copy my name.
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Dan-Man
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that sounds delecious.  how $ much are they chargein for this godness?
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Steeze_Cake
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it started off with Mcnuggets in the middle, therefor, this has been around since cavemen.
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Static
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if you have to ask you probably can't afford it
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ECB
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My dad worked at a Hardees when he was a teenager back in the 80s, and he had all kinds of custom orders, some similar to this, some way more crazy, like this guy that came in, would want his bun to have no seeds, but he wanted the bun with seeds, so they had pick the seeds off. Then he wanted two burgers only cooked for about 30 seconds so the middle was still almost frozen (cold) then he wanted ketchup, lettuce, cheese, barb-q sauce and as for the bun with no seeds, he wanted the top of buns of both sides (no bottom buns). He always tipped the workers who made it so it wasn't too bad for my dad....this thread just reminded me of that story he used to always tell me haha
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MN_represent
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jeez sorry, i dident know it was your name. ill give you that you had it first but i gota wait another 20 some days till i can change it. oh and sorry if you thin k i jacked your thread. please dont hit me. 
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jamodeo
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Well a McDouble is $1.00 and a McChicken is $1.00 so $2.18 at the first window please we put fries on it to in North Eastern Vermont
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icantskiiFILM
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quality
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A_Zuck
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all of those documentaries are such BS. documentaries like "the union". they are just opposing companies doing it solely for the money they will make in the long run.
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mommy
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your dad is a great man but did that sick fuck who ordered seedless buns ever try to pull this stunt while there was a rush? that faggot should have de-seeded his own shit.
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