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Sandwiches recipe thread

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apcaipse
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Okay I think it's time for a sandwich recipe thread. Just post your favorite makings for sandwiches.

My favorite sandwich is a chicken panini.
Italian bread.
Chicken breast, cut into chunks.
Spices, I generally use an herb called McCormick's Montreal Chicken. Sometimes Basil.
Cheese.
Peppers and Mushrooms if I'm not in a rush and I have them.

Put butter on outsides of bread.
Put cheese on the bread.
Put the herbs and spices on the chicken, then cook it in the oven.
Cut the peppers and mushrooms.
Put the cooked chicken onto the bread.
Put the peppers and mushrooms on the chicken.
Put the sandwich on the panini, make sure to flip.


Post em up!
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Guy.
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Dunkin Donuts sausage egg and cheese ON A BISCUIT

om nom nom nom
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PJS.
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peanut butter and pickle



/thread.

nah just kiddin keep on posting i need to try some of these!!
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SneakyTurtle
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One of My Favorites

A standard tuna melt (toast, tuna, cheese, tomato, onion) but before toasting the bread, put the tuna on it. It sounds disgusting, but warm tuna is a great decision.

Also, Gouda cheese makes pretty much every sandwich better.

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Clevinger
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The "Holy-Fuck-Alex-No-You're-Fucking-Eating-That-Shit." Also known as the "Fuck you, I'm hungry as fuck right now":

-Three slices of bread, somewhat toasted and buttered (By somewhat toasted I mean lightly browned, so the bread is warm but not super brown like holy-shit-where's-the-peanut butter brown)

-Anywhere between four and six slices of quality bacon. You'll definitely want an even number, but I'm not going back to change it to "four or six", so fuck you.

-2 Eggs. Fried over easily, traditionally done very hastily. Yokes should be runny.

-Cheese. Optional. I usually don't even bother.

Applied IN THIS ORDER:
BREAD
CHEESE
EGG
HALF OF THE BACON
BREAD
CHEESE
EGG
REMAINING BACON
BREAD

Or, if you're not in the mood for a violent myocardial infarction, the "Tomato Sandwich"

-Bread: White, but not crappy white. Something with some gravitas to it. You know, the good shit. Somewhat toasted, just like in the other thing.

-Tomatoes: The titular ingredient, and thus very important. You'll want to do this sandwich when tomatoes are in season, and you'll want to get some variety going. You'll also want balance, so put two slices of a sweeter variety with two of a more sour species.

-Mayonnaise: To be applied liberally and shortly after toasting, so as to allow for some meltage and the critical release of oil.

Open faced, with four slices of tomato (balanced as mentioned above) sitting atop some quality mayo.

These are the two sandwiches I make well.

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apcaipse
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I love your descriptions and the use of the word titular.
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LAME.
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YUMMM

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brogilvie
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Ancient Grain Bread
Caeser dressing 1 side
goat cheese spreaded other side
Hungarian sausage
terriyaki chicken slices
applewood smoked cheddar
spinach/ lettuce

try it in a wrap too!


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Mac.
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Oatnut Bread
Little bit of mayo
Real Sliced turkey (not deli)
stuffing
cranberry sauce.

so bomb
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KravtZ
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"epic fail"
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brogilvie
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Thread made me hungry. just made
Whole wheat Bun
spread laughing cow cheese on one side.
terriyaki turkey
Smoked Chicken
Cheddar Cheese
Spread butter on the cheese (bun doesn't get soggy this way)
Romain lettuce
2 strips of bacon.

On the side. 2 large cookies. peice of watermelon
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Gillis1257
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The Vermonter

-French baguette

-shaved turkey

-romaine lettuce

-shard cheddar

-green apple

-mayo or honey mustered

 

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theline
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this sandwich is called the "Fowl Play"

-One gigantic, really soft knot roll
-A ton of grilled chicken
-at least 4 strips of bacon
-mayo and mustard
-lots of cheddar
-lettuce
-tomato
-onions (optional)

in this order: roll, mayo, chicken, bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomato, mustard, roll.

then grill in a panini press, or forman grill until the cheese is bubbling.
this is a jizz in your pants worthy sandwich.....
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.Natty.
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i think there needs to be more female participation in this thread

-Really white bread, like some wonder bread shit
-Lettuce
-Turkey
-Grilled chicken
-Bacon
-Another piece of really white bread
-More lettuce
-Pickles
-Steak
-Pepperoni
-The final piece of really white bread
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samwise
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Threads
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theline
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I AM SO MOTHERFUCKING HUNGRY.
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MikeTK
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once i was baked and made a sandwich.

it consisted of one slice whole wheat, one slice white, peanut butter, a packet of cinnamon oatmill, and some honey.

honestly can't remember if it was very good or not though.

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Hoppy
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Breakfast sandwich

Bacon
Egg
Sausage
Black Pudding
Mushroom
Tomato



NOM NOM NOM
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puurple
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Why are men making their own sandwiches?
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apcaipse
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Because we don't have enough women who think like you.


I love grilled cheese.
Sourdough bread.
Butter on the bread.
Mix of Cheddar and white Cheddar.
Glass of milk.
Mmmmm....
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bumblebeetuna
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that's some guantanomo bay shit
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Cincher
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Fuckin going in mythreads!! Great idea Vulpix! now I command you to use Ember to toast my sandwiches because I don't have a sandwich press. I suck at thinking up what should go into my sandwich, these all sound awesome. Definitely gonna try a few.
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cubber
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threads for when i'm hungry bitch
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apcaipse
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FUCK YEAH VULPIX!
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Thenowhereman42
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Fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.
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apcaipse
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Classic PB&J:
Organic wheat bread.
Organic crunchy peanut butter, however much you want.
Organic strawberry jam.
Put that in a panini press, orgasm.
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notime_for_jokes
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this is so good!!!! especially with diced pickles mixed into the tuna..omg
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apcaipse
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BUMP!!
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apcaipse
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sammiedee
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this appears to contain sliced male genitalia
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grilledsteezeyo
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just had myself a classic, toasted peanut butter and bannana on white

also this might just be me but potato chips inside a pb and j

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DOOM.
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- Egg
- Bacon
- Diana Sauce
- Tons of shredded Cheese
- Toast in the oven

Serve with half a bowl of Kraft Dinner

So fuckin delicious, that is if you have the time to make it...
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wesley.
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frying pan grilled cheese
bread nice and crispy, cabot sharp orange chedder
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wintersway
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tim hortons knows a good turkey bacon club. i think its the best snadwich ive had in years since my favorite little sandwich shop closed down.

or maybe it was just the girl who made it.
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apcaipse
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What heat / how long in the oven?
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Wood_Wizard
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cock meat sandwich
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Plind
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Toast
Cheese (put it on the toast and let it melt)
Ham
Mayonaise
salad
tomatoes
salt and pepper
maybe a little part of an onion

it's really easy and tastes very well
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apcaipse
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Sounds like it needs mustard. Why really white bread?
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Cincher
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GAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I never noticed that!
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Alkyy
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a local deli made something like these but ive changed it up a little bit

Toast a baguette

Take ham and turkey put it on a sheet of tin foil with cheddar and swiss ontop of it, throw it in the oven till cheese melts (use the microwave if time is an issue) onces thats done put the meat and cheese on said toasted baguette, top with coleslaw russian dressing and a small amount of onion. sounded kinda gross when i first heard of it but its amazing

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Grodent87
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Toasted bread
2 over-easy eggs
lox
cream cheese
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hamburgerburglar
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www.scanwiches.com
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apcaipse
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I just had this for the first time in years.
Bread.
Peanut butter.
Honey.
Bananas cut into slices.

Orgasm.
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Profpimpcain
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Get some schatz bread, put some pesto on that hoe, then some leftover chicken from last night, pepper jack cheese all up in its business, throw some avicado and tomato on that bitch, then throw it into a waffel maker (because I'm. poor and dont have a panini maker
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apcaipse
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Wonderful description.
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apcaipse
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Just had lunch bump
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bigbromskier
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Just made this: Turkey Barbeque Grilled Cheese

Put sharp cheddar and turkey on bread and cook it like a regular grilled cheese.

Take it off and split it apart and put on tomato, lettuce, BBQ sauce, and a little sriracha for some kick.

Awesome.
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beardstatus
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1. get 2 pieces of some nice beard, local bakery shit

2. cut up some of your moms sick meatloaf

3. make fries

4. put that together with ketchup and toast the bread

5. eat

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apcaipse
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My mom has never made meatloaf, but if she did that sounds awesome.
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apcaipse
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Bump cause I want a sammich
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