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The question is simple, how many average "bro's" would be required to take down a fully grown adult male rhinoceros? But said "bro's" are not allowed weapons of course.
however, if they were forced to throw down, i'd say at least 200. the rhino would cripple/kill like 20 every time it charged, and by the end there would be a stack of bros impaled on it's horn. eventually though, i think enough bros could drag it down and gouge it's eyes out or something.
the bros would be allowed anything that is readily available to them on a daily basis that isn't classified as a weapon. they could hit it with the brostang
"Everybody at the Shore definitely knows The Situation. As far as I know, everybody loves The Situation, and if you don't love The Situation, I'm gonna make you love The Situation."
id say 200, they would go one at a time each trying to prove their manliness to one another and all consequently die, the rhino's digestive tract could not handle all of the axe american eagle ralph lauren lacoste and hair gell accesories and choke/die on 100 dead bros.
I imagine that about 50 bros fist pumping would be sufficient enough to completely obliterate your standard rhino. I am of course assuming that these bros have adequate supplies of hair gel, alcohol, and rave music.
It has come to my attention that a large amount of people are confusing guidos with bros. They are, in fact, not the same thing. However, they tend to be equal on the douche scale, with bros being more frat house closet homosexual party claimers and guidos just cocky over-tan assholes giving other Italians a bad name.