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How Many Bros Would It Take To Take On A Rhino?

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bbbbbowman
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The question is simple, how many average "bro's" would be required to take down a fully grown adult male rhinoceros? But said "bro's" are not allowed weapons of course.
May 23 2010 10:03PM
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karmagod
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Taking into account the 20 that would be mauled to death, I'd say roughly 80.
May 23 2010 10:04PM
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Dr.Dank
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I'm estimating at least 20. Rhinos are fucking nuts.
May 23 2010 10:04PM
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Bean_Slc
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id say at least 50. If the rhino was smart he would bring a jack johnson CD to cripple them
May 23 2010 10:05PM
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apcaipse
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Lax bros? 12. Normal bros? 20. Surfer bros? Over 9000
May 23 2010 10:06PM
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Half-Blood
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You grossly underestimate the power of a Rhinoceros.
May 23 2010 10:08PM
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apcaipse
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I think you underestimate the power of bros.
May 23 2010 10:12PM
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geteducated
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false, the bros would be 100 feet away yelling 'come at me bro' while the rhino continues to eat grass.
May 23 2010 10:13PM
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kronickrew
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That is a quality post
May 23 2010 10:14PM
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CypressGrove
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This.

Or they would all just get killed.

May 23 2010 10:15PM
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wisconsinsteeze
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this.... but if it was like a cage fight i'd say that a full grown male rhinoceros could easily take 50 bro's.....im gonna go with 80-100 bro's... but that might be a lowball. unless you take the rhino's horns from him.. then like 50
May 23 2010 10:17PM
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theblacktaco
Posts: 1462 - Karma: 82
like 150 ... the rhino could easly plow throw 50 bros no problem

May 23 2010 10:17PM
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Half-Blood
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Touché.
May 23 2010 10:17PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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how would the bros EVER kill the rhino without weapons? i mean i guess if their hair was gelled sharp/hard enough that could work, but....i mean they could blind it pretty easily, but could never get through its hide to kill it i would think
May 23 2010 10:20PM
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tacobellslayer
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just 2
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May 23 2010 10:21PM
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Milksteak
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And maybe a game cube and some black dildos to distract them while the rhinoceros bludgeons them to death.
May 23 2010 10:22PM
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MACAQUE
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This.
May 23 2010 10:27PM
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NWPA
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20 bros....2 brahs
May 23 2010 10:28PM
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geteducated
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also, the bros would stand around waiting for one of their bros to make the first move.
May 23 2010 10:29PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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A rhino could fuck up so many people. Honestly I think the only chance they would have is if there were enough bros to pile on top of the rhino and slowly suffocate it.
May 23 2010 10:31PM
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kepler.
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Simple, tire the animal out.
May 23 2010 10:36PM
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bbbbbowman
Posts: 48 - Karma: 10

they could be really juiced bros (pic related).

once a rhinos eyes are gone there done and they can only charge for like 30 minutes then have to rest.

i'd say about 40-501268195099056.jpg

May 23 2010 10:36PM
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Myfirstname.
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Bahahahaha! So true
May 23 2010 10:37PM
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oreopancake.
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i'm saying at least 150-200 bros. A Rhino could plow through like 100 bros at a time.
May 23 2010 10:47PM
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bbbbbowman
Posts: 48 - Karma: 10
but bros can fake tan to regain lost health.
they can also bring a mobile gym and cans of gatorade along for an energy boost
May 23 2010 10:49PM
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Slinger1x1
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lax bros?
well they have to have lax sticks, even if you say no weapons....
May 23 2010 10:50PM
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bbbbbowman
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by no weapons i mean nothing that is legally classified as a weapon
May 23 2010 10:53PM
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Slinger1x1
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alright so 10 lax bros equip with helmet, lax pinnie, and stick, will easily take on a rhino
May 23 2010 11:06PM
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Heinzler
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would chuck norris count as a weapon?
May 23 2010 11:07PM
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Travapple.
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hahahaha
May 23 2010 11:19PM
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bbbbbowman
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no helmets or pads you need to see the gel and tats brah
May 23 2010 11:26PM
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shortdawg
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the pinnie part made me laugh really hard idk why
May 23 2010 11:28PM
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gmack24
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without weapons it would be impossible for humans to kill a rhino
May 23 2010 11:30PM
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mommy
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nice thread. very nice.

May 23 2010 11:32PM
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bbbbbowman
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i'm thinking you could gouge out it's eyes because then they couldn't see you.
or tire it out.
were not talking humans here were talking BROS
May 23 2010 11:46PM
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Jamestown
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ME AND MY BROS WOULD TAKE A RHINO TO POUNDTOWN
May 23 2010 11:48PM
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pmills
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May 23 2010 11:54PM
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gus555
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im pretty sure 199 bros would lay down and sunbathe while the rhino trampled them all to death. but 200 bros, and thats a whole nother story
May 23 2010 11:54PM
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pelle_munch
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this is an awesome thread.

I'd say maybe 50-100

They'd have to all jump on top of it and take it down, then beat it for atleast a couple days
May 23 2010 11:54PM
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BC.
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god such a good post.
May 23 2010 11:55PM
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T-Holt
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May 24 2010 12:00AM
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pmills
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May 24 2010 12:00AM
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.Natty.
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hahahaha this

i dont think bros could do anything to a rhino before their pink polo'ed asses got impaled by its horn
May 24 2010 12:07AM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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ok so even if you tired the rhino out, then what?

it lays down and goes to sleep, and you sit there and hit it a bunch? come on that thing has like a foot thick hide. you're not ever gonna be able to do anything without a weapon. you will get its eyes out and thats it. the only chance would be to force its mouth shut and cover its nostrils to suffocate it, but thats just ridiculous
May 24 2010 12:08AM
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GORlLLA
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Infinity
May 24 2010 12:10AM
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mnick11
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me and Tom Wallisch and then we would use simon dumont as the little bait so three legit bros
May 24 2010 12:16AM
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skiierman
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who cares? throw all the bros in there. one rhino for the greater good is way worth it.
May 24 2010 12:25AM
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artfullydodged
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Theyre completely unarmed? Well in that case itd have to me enough bros to simply crush the rhino to death.
May 24 2010 12:30AM
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mommy
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The white rhino can exceed 3,500 kg (7,700 lb), have a head-and-body length of 3.5–4.6 m (11–15 ft) and a shoulder height of 1.8–2 m (5.9–6.6 ft)

your average bro is about 5'2" and weighs about 110 pounds. it would take about 5 bros to bring down the beast.

May 24 2010 12:35AM
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artfullydodged
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wait i forgot a really important detail, do the bros have access to alcohol?
May 24 2010 12:38AM
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Jamestown
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Only one. The amount of tren/axe in the average bro is enough to kill a rhino once it begins to eat said bro.
May 24 2010 12:38AM
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