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YEEAAAHH jersey motha fuckin shore right here.. shows the best.. ronnie was making out with two ugly chicks at the same time... sammi was being a cry ababy.. angelina is a fuckin troll and jenni is gonna kill someone (angelina)
Actually, I wasn't like any of them, but I worked as a bouncer at a bar at the shore for 3 summers. What you see on that show PALES in comparison to the kings and queens of guidodom. Seriously. For every Situation and Ronnie, there are at least 10 other dudes with even bigger Sonic haircuts and arms the size of your leg.
i got casted for season 3 when i went to seaside for memorial day weekend, haha, no i did not go to the audition, and sammi goes to college 1 min from my house at william paterson university
if im not with my dad and his friends, and shes there, ill do my best, one of my best girlfreids from high school won a "hot body" contest against angelina recently, banked 700bills
I heard that the new "Jersey Shore" is gonna be the same premise but filmed in Boston and called some gay as shit like "Wicked Summer"
The shore was the only thing that every got me to watch MTV
If they defile my home town I'm not sure i will be able to enjoy it anymore...
Any one else heard this i will do some research hold up
You must have traumatic brain injuries to think this show is even worth making fun of. why would you waste your time watching it? cant you think of anything better to do than watch those douche bags?