Replying to RED DAWN REMAKE - This time, the Chinese invade...

So, I've been on a recent Cold War movie watching spree... (think Dr. Strangelove, Hunt for Red October, Fail Safe, Crimson Tide, and all the awesome Sylvester Stallone epics)

And I decided this morning to watch Red Dawn - which is a timeless classic from 1984, where a bunch of kids become partisans and with absolute ease, dominate the invading Soviets and Cubans and stuff. (if you want to watch it, it's free on youtube - just search 'Red Dawn (1/10)')

Anyways... I just now noticed that Charlie Sheen was in it as like a 15 year old, so I wanted to confirm this. After some research to confirm, i realized they're coming out with a NEW ONE - SET TO COME OUT IN THEATRES THIS NOVEMBER!



Now, any of you who have seen the first one will know this movie is pretty much totally sweet to the max-core, and its patriotic enough to make even the biggest Commie lover (yes even you guys, Gnartron and Rowen!) almost WANT the commies to invade so you could become a badass Bezerker and go all Rambo II and III on their Ivan Drago asses - guerrilla style.

However, this time? The Russians are not invading. Nor are the Cubans, or the Nicaraguans, or the Iranians or the Palestinians, Or Imperial Japanese, or suicide bombers, or anyone else we seem to have a knack for crossing blades with...




No this time? It's the CHINESE PEOPLES LIBERATION ARMY who comes and starts fucking up the USA's shit...




WTF? Chinese PLA invading America?

Intelligent people? - discuss the likelihood of THIS Hollywood creation....