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Trash Talk.

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cbeebzthasteeze
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So my school is having a Volleyball tournament, and a common thing to happen is trash talking. I know NS is overly competitive, so tell me NS, what is your favorite way/time to trash talk?
May 20 2010 9:25PM
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rexalicious.
Posts: 551 - Karma: 57
"you suck."
May 20 2010 9:25PM
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hauser
Posts: 1131 - Karma: 469
You are so uncreative that you can't even come up with your own trash talk line. Or did you just wanna be a troll?
May 20 2010 9:30PM
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wwatkins
Posts: 747 - Karma: 154
you could always try this

whats the difference between your dead mom and your girlfriend? i havnt sleept with your dead mom lately.
May 20 2010 9:30PM
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cbeebzthasteeze
Posts: 1862 - Karma: 85
That's a good one.
May 20 2010 9:33PM
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snowking249
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haha never heard that one
May 20 2010 9:33PM
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steep
Posts: 6063 - Karma: 298
hahahahaha
jaahahahaaha
May 20 2010 9:35PM
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Motes
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Threads for later
May 20 2010 9:52PM
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cbeebzthasteeze
Posts: 1862 - Karma: 85
So does anyone have any good times they like to trash talk? Sports, parties, with friends, or any good stories?
May 20 2010 9:53PM
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chapz
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wonderful.
May 20 2010 9:56PM
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Peter.
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you can't have set lines, just use what's going on in game to get in their heads
May 20 2010 10:05PM
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cbeebzthasteeze
Posts: 1862 - Karma: 85
I know. What I meant was if anyone had a time where they really, really got someone good with trash talk.
May 20 2010 10:09PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
good hit, i fucked your dead mother.
May 20 2010 10:10PM
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Goku
Posts: 8119 - Karma: 4,223
in middle school i used to tell girls
"you used to be a tight end, Now you're a wide receiver"
it can work as 2 insults
May 20 2010 10:10PM
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Dainsey
Posts: 2263 - Karma: 378
this.
anything having to do with intercourse with a close relative always hits the heart.
May 20 2010 10:43PM
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Thenowhereman42
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Best sports trash talk I have heard:

During England vs Germany soccer games the English crowd will all yell "If you won the war stand up!" and then all stand up. Haha fucking Germans that one must piss em off.
May 20 2010 10:50PM
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BEARS.
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if a girls fat yell "PIZZA" when she serves.
May 20 2010 10:58PM
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ThaLetterM.
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shut your whore mouth.
May 20 2010 11:03PM
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remove
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pick out random numbers and yell at them all game. 33!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you suck!!!!!!!!!!! hey 33!!!!!! i can see your maxi-pad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hey 33!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

May 20 2010 11:04PM
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Willard
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In highschool basketball games would chant about the other team having stds to which they replied "at least we get some" haha classic
May 20 2010 11:15PM
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richards
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at a volleyball game this year we beaked the other teams manager cuz he had a v neck on that was purple until he finally just walked out
May 20 2010 11:48PM
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tommycat
Posts: 483 - Karma: 23
try to come up with a hype word or phrase to yell at your opponents and/or say in passing. I do it a lot in beer pong, basketball, soccer, and other day-to-day activities. For example, occasionally in beer pong, just before i shoot i'll say "flame on" or "not gay". the latter is an inside joke, as is the former, however you get the idea.



sparknotes: pick one funny/insulting word or phrase to say to your opponents and say it all the time throughout the game; before you serve, in celebration, when you shake their hands after defeating them, etc.


May 21 2010 2:43AM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
Do you fist your girlfriend with those hands?, CUZ I KNOW I DO!

not very creative though
May 21 2010 3:40AM
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theabortionator
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You suck, ya jackass.
May 21 2010 4:11AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51674 - Karma: 162,657
Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom company. You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen. I need more abortion/birth related trash talk, even though I don't use any.
May 21 2010 4:14AM
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feihlination
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just pick one person, yell his/her name and kinda draw the attention of all the other people there, so the soon-to-be-victim is looking at you and everybody awaits your words.

then just say like "nobody loves you". funny because everybody expects something harsher.
May 21 2010 5:03AM
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Polar_Beer
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May 21 2010 5:39AM
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