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Bullshit Detentions

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w.m.3.B.
Posts: 90 - Karma: 16
Today in World Geography I got a detention because this kid was throwin me skittles from across the room and on one of the throws he screwed it up and it nailed the teachers desk. I couldn't help but laugh and then the teacher calls me back and he's like "here's a detention" and i was like "what the hell did i do?" and he says "i dont know, i guess you just suck at catching." straight BULLSHIT. so whats the most bullshit detention you've ever been givin?
May 19 2010 7:54PM
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Evilchris
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 44
Well maybe if you were a better catch....
May 19 2010 7:56PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
yeah dawg i totally hear ya, earlier this year during fingerpainting i went and got my snack from my cubby and the teacher was like 'yo fuck you it's not snack time' and i was like 'suck my dick bitch' and i didn't get a gold star for the day
May 19 2010 7:57PM
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Juice.Doctor
Posts: 2791 - Karma: 293
hahahahah idk why but that was the hardest ive ever laughed on ns. +k
May 19 2010 7:59PM
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WVskiing
Posts: 3007 - Karma: 1,949
smoking weed in the bathroom. they teacher came in and took it out of my hands took a hit then threw it in the toilrt. i was like wtf and he was like fu then i got detention for saying wtf
May 19 2010 8:05PM
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steep
Posts: 6063 - Karma: 298
i dropped a pen in band and got three. she thought i was trying to hit her. i sit in the back
May 19 2010 8:06PM
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Black.Bird
Posts: 2566 - Karma: 684
BADASS
May 19 2010 8:08PM
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bstuck1
Posts: 426 - Karma: 46
Hitting a kid on the head with a break stick.
May 19 2010 8:11PM
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worldwideweapon
Posts: 248 - Karma: 11
i got a detention because the kid sitting next to me stapled a part of a chip bag on it that said baked. everyone who was sitting next to him got a detention. when i went to the office to sign the thing saying that i agreed to the detention i told the principal that i didnt deserve a detention and i asked her why i was getting one. she pulled out the form that my teacher sent in it said "helping a kid staple his shirt to his nipples" i loled for like 2 mins then walked out. later that day i got called back down to her office and she said that i was getting a detention for laughing at the detention thing and the original one i told her that i do not agree and i got a day of I.S.S it sucked.
another time i got 6 in like one min. i had this crazy teacher would didnt like it when we said gay. so one day i got a 50% on an essay. i told her that it was gay that i got that grade and that it was a good essay. then she said thats too bad and that i got a detention. then i said that it was gay that i got a detention for saying gay then she told me i got another then i told her that she was gay the school was gay and that detention is gay. the best part of this was that it was two day before finals and there were only two days that they could give detentions for so out of the six detentions i only had to go to two of them
May 19 2010 8:17PM
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Drew.C
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 39
My friend got detention for "pelvic thrusting" during the national anthem hahaha.


May 19 2010 8:23PM
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w.m.3.B.
Posts: 90 - Karma: 16
hahahaha +K
May 19 2010 8:24PM
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lizzatronn
Posts: 192 - Karma: 25
saw someone get one for pretending to poop in a trashcan
May 19 2010 8:26PM
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finder_of_gnomes
Posts: 148 - Karma: 10
I know a guy that has 2 sexual assaults on guys...
May 19 2010 8:27PM
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EthanJPAskier
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 248
bahahaha
May 19 2010 8:28PM
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smile=]
Posts: 1858 - Karma: 86
i got a detention for stapling the math binder of the person sitting beside me... all the pages were stuck together.
May 19 2010 8:28PM
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I.Love.Beezy
Posts: 2117 - Karma: 784

joining a facebook group. none of the schools buisness

May 19 2010 8:31PM
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MrYeates
Posts: 1710 - Karma: 91
hate when schools get involved in that stuff.
May 19 2010 8:34PM
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sol-JAH.boi
Posts: 308 - Karma: 38
sophomore year i got a detention because we were swimming in the pool for gym and the teacher said girls on one side and guys on the other...naturally i swam under water to the girls side and the teacher called me out and asked why i was on the girls side...i said idk i like boobs...she flipped out told me to get out of the pool and that i sexually harassed a lot of girls...when i went to the office to talk to the disciplinary principal he just started laughing and gave me one detention so the gym teacher wldn't bug him..til' this day the principal jokes with me about it and im a senior
May 19 2010 8:34PM
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.Asain-Skiier
Posts: 3708 - Karma: 977
looking at a kid. my friend
May 19 2010 8:34PM
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Zump.
Posts: 3338 - Karma: 305
the fuck? what group?
May 19 2010 8:35PM
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MADDECENT
Posts: 5579 - Karma: 951
haha what the fuck...
May 19 2010 8:39PM
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wesley.
Posts: 6483 - Karma: 1,049
i made fun of a kid in class and my friend laughed at him. my friend got a detention and the teacher shouted, "LAUGHING HURTS MORE"
May 19 2010 8:41PM
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ROOS.
Posts: 1992 - Karma: 39
sounds like this teacher got laughed at a couple time in his/her days in high school
May 19 2010 8:52PM
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wesley.
Posts: 6483 - Karma: 1,049
he definitely did. Dudes a gayfag
May 19 2010 8:55PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18231 - Karma: 12,390

last year i got a 2 day ISS for starting a gay food fight haha.

i got two this year, one for eating during a science lab, and the other for messing around in a science lab..i hate science labs.

May 19 2010 8:55PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
i don't remember what i did cause it was like five years ago but i got detention on my birthday once. bitch.
May 19 2010 8:59PM
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hauser
Posts: 1131 - Karma: 469
If I got a detention for every time i pelvic thrusted i will be having two a day haha+k
May 19 2010 9:03PM
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w.m.3.B.
Posts: 90 - Karma: 16
My friend took a shit in a trash can and then sniffed a ton of rubber cement in art class... the teacher is a stoner so he just said dont do it again hahah
May 19 2010 9:15PM
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the.cheat
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 171
i got one for not doing 3 of the problems on my math hw
May 19 2010 9:16PM
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wolvmatt
Posts: 361 - Karma: 10
In third grade, I tied my friend's shoelaces together, but I couldn't get them untied.  My teacher also tried to untie them, but when she couldn't I got sent to the principal's office. 
May 19 2010 9:20PM
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I.Love.Beezy
Posts: 2117 - Karma: 784
I get them for not doing ONE of the problems on my math hw.
May 19 2010 9:26PM
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304NordMan
Posts: 2983 - Karma: 525
i gotta detntion for saying jesus christ. this women is CRAZY religous.
May 19 2010 9:32PM
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Posts: 2345 - Karma: 2,104
I sat in the wrong seat in a class without assigned seats. I also got up to get a tissue without asking. Both resulted in having to call my parents.
May 19 2010 9:34PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15082 - Karma: 9,172
i got a detention for using my phone with 30 seconds left in the last period of the day with everybody packed up, lined up at the door waiting to leave. such bullshit
May 19 2010 9:38PM
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fountain.
Posts: 1399 - Karma: 80

i got a detention for throwing a hot dog bun in the trash back in eigth grade.

basically there was this chick in front of me who basically whips out a hot dog bun and some other kid grabs it and throws it at me, and i dont know what to do so i just throw it in the trash. well the girl started crying, cause apparently the hot dog bun (no hotdog) was her only lunch and she couldnt afford anything else. so the teacher just went off on me and gave me a detention. it was really funny, and detention back then was actually pretty fun so nbd

May 19 2010 9:43PM
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hank_hill
Posts: 1273 - Karma: 218
couldn't have waited 30 secs?
May 19 2010 9:44PM
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Skittle.
Posts: 2537 - Karma: 718
got iss because the person next to me was laughing and the teacher though it was me but wouldnt let me talk to tell her it was the other kid
May 19 2010 9:44PM
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.daringharry
Posts: 105 - Karma: 10
i came on my teacher

yea i'm pro
May 19 2010 9:45PM
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.jesus.
Posts: 2288 - Karma: 22
i got iss for getting decked in the face
May 19 2010 9:48PM
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toominator
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 120
My whole class got detention for collectively not going to class. We had a sub teacher that couldn't teach. Apparently she was in tears because we didn't come to class hahahaha
May 19 2010 9:50PM
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Answerless
Posts: 392 - Karma: 118

My friend was telling a story during a lecture. My teacher told me I was getting a detention for talking in class. I told her that it wasn't me. My friend told her it wasn't me. The entire class told her it wasn't me.

Yeah I got detention for listening to someone talk in class.

May 19 2010 9:52PM
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Guck
Posts: 528 - Karma: 221
I started dying when I read "the hot dog bun (no hotdog)" I have no clue why. +K
May 19 2010 9:53PM
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wolvmatt
Posts: 361 - Karma: 10
It takes leadership to coerce an entire class of kids into ditching.  You should consider running for President.
May 19 2010 9:53PM
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Doben
Posts: 41 - Karma: 14
i got detention for using my phone in the halls after school
May 19 2010 9:57PM
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snowking249
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 34
had this bitch of a sub in jr high and i was talking legit like 10 seconnds after the bell wrang and she gave me a detention, also ot a detention in jr high for chewing gum about 5 seconds after i threw the wrapper in the trash. laughed about that one
May 19 2010 9:57PM
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w.m.3.B.
Posts: 90 - Karma: 16
Me and my friend used a whole roll of duck tape to tape this milk carton to the table at lunch and then we left and figured we got away with it. In the next class period the intercom came on and called out every bad kid in my grade to the office. so we all sat down around this conference table along with our principle. there is this kid named Sam that is notorious for fuckin shit up. the principle automatically thought it was him and immedietly gave him a detention. then the princple came in with the roll of duct tape and milk carton and gave Sam another detention. the principle then left to discuss with some other people and me and the kid that originally taped it, taped it to the conferance table. the principle came back in and said "alright same I am sick of it. you are suspended for 1 week!" and he was like "are you kidding me?!? i didnt even do anything!! this is fucking bullshit!" and after that comment he got suspended another week.
May 19 2010 9:58PM
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adamlukowski
Posts: 3676 - Karma: 311
hahaha the only problem is the walls are still stained with strawberries a year later
May 19 2010 9:59PM
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BizLiz
Posts: 107 - Karma: 18
in middle school I pantsed a girl wearing baggy sweatpants and but she had shorts on underneath, the girl bitched because apparently the guy she liked saw it happen... i got a freaking 4 hour detention 
May 19 2010 10:03PM
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ISellMeth
Posts: 1440 - Karma: 673
Got one when the teacher called my black friend anothers black kids name and I Dias they all look the same. Everyone laughed but the princible in the back of the room haha
May 19 2010 10:11PM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
lol pulled a chair out from under a kid when he was about to sit down.  it was so worth it.
May 19 2010 11:01PM
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Motherfucka
Posts: 1179 - Karma: 26

My old world geo teacher had an obsession with toy tigers. So me and my friend developed a point system.

1 point to get one to hump another

3 to get 3 together

5 to get them all and them to stay like that for 2 days without the teacher noticing.

The teacher thought it was funny i think, but her stupid substitutes didnt. She caught us, and gave ISS

May 19 2010 11:17PM
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