Holy shit.
This is a story, a story of mexicans, asians, and drugs. i am not racist, this is just what happened. A few nights ago, a bunch of people in my apartment complex decided to go out drinking for the evening. I can't say no to that, so my roomie and I agreed. My roomate and i, using our best judgement, took some morphine painkillers sans the tylenol before hand and were laying on the couch in pure bliss when a cigarette sounded good. We take the elevator down stairs, just wallowing in la la land and smoke and then make our way back up. we get to the elevator and and push the up botton...nohting. Then the alarm starts ringing. This is terrifying on high doses of morphine cause noise gets intensified and pisses you off easily. We start walking up and check on the stuck elevator on the 4th floor to see whats going on. There are bunch of asians and mexicans standing in the elevator drinking beer, pushing the alarm button, and beating the shit out of a little japanese kid. So my roomate and I push them and tell them to stop whatever shit they were doing and one of them spits all over me. I said 'dude, you are drooling' then he spit like 5 more times in quick succession. ptew ptew ptew. Fuck it we say and go get ready to go out. But first off we smoke a joint in the room and sip beer while watching a family guy as everyone is always late. After the joint, we are both fucked, in a land all our own. The world moved so slow on the walk to the bar, until the Mexican that is.
Half way to the bar this old buick pulls up and this huge Mexican gets out, he was just ripped. He said to us, 'what up guys? where you guys from? you know what a gang bang is motherfuckers?' Then he pulls a knife and gets up in my friends face. I thought, poor friend, he is all tripped on morphine and he has to deal with this. Then the mexican said he was looking to stab someone tonight and we would work out just fine. This whole time I thought i was going insane, it was like unreal. His buddies got out of the Buick and came walking over, all their eyes were huge and dilated like on meth or something, and got right up in our faces. then a cop car drove by, just by random chance. they hauled ass back into the buick and took off. damn. that was scary shit.
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'haha he told his parents ahbout his ginormous cock.... what a fag' - linemaverick540
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