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Tame but awesome grad prank

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gordie.
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this thread will suck.

this is because no one will adhere closely to what im about to say are our limits, but w.e., i don't mind hearing awesome/ funny suggestions even if we can't use them.


so, my school (shitty as hell private school) has had terrible grad pranks. then, 6 years ago, this one really messed up kid took cats that we dissect at the end of the year and tied them to our fieldgoal posts. parents and little kids saw, it was a big problem. the school almost got huge time sued because they didnt dispose of them properly (just chucked them in a dumpster)


so, now, if any grade doesnt get their ENTIRE grad prank approved by the principals, our prom will be cancelled. yes, i am aware of how stupid this is.

if anyone has any suggestions that won't harm people, won't harm the school and won't make a mess, id love to hear them. so far our only good ones are like filling up the main hallway with thousands of balloons during the night.



SPARKNOTES:
our school will cancel our prom if we don't clear our grad prank with them first. suggest pranks that are not hazardous to anyone/not too messy/ can't get the school sued.


thanks for any help.
May 18 2010 9:58PM
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Jenifine
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Why the hell do you have prom after graduation?
May 18 2010 10:00PM
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BMskier
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May 18 2010 10:00PM
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gordie.
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when did i say that once? we have prom after exams

commencement is in the fall

and as to why its like that, i don't know.
May 18 2010 10:03PM
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jason...
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Any prank that has to be approved by your principle isn't a prank.
May 18 2010 10:03PM
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clandemush
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just do it and say fuck prom. prom is gay as could be
May 18 2010 10:04PM
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Jenifine
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Oh sorry, I thought when you said grad prank, you meant graduation prank.  I see what you mean now.
May 18 2010 10:05PM
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gordie.
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man, you don't need to tell me twice.

this is just a desperate last shot to see if someone has one last sick idea.


please, to everyone that reads this, you don't need to tell me my school blows, i already know this.
May 18 2010 10:05PM
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gordie.
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i was all for this and having our own prom

no one else was though


oh and another thing to add on- the only person that really needs to be notified is the director. he's like the dude who owns the school and owns the name and pretty much acts like a principal.


we also have a principal and vice principal who don't need to know what it is at all
May 18 2010 10:07PM
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yuck
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every spring there are at least five threads made about grad pranks / "senior pranks"
May 18 2010 10:10PM
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clandemush
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eh whatever. just say fuck your couch and do the prank yourself. that way, prom is cancelled and everyone will be forced to just have their own prom
May 18 2010 10:22PM
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theabortionator
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Do it after prom. don't get shit approved, thats just retarded. We did stupid shit. Chickens with numbers painted on them. 1 3 and 4 but no two. Put some bass in the soda machines. Somebody put vasoline and rubbers on all the windows and doors. Our school had a huge rock that always got painted and stuff, if was like a school symbol thing, and we buried it. Bleachers and shit on the roof. Nothing that good.

Somebody at one point welded a car around the flagpole. But that was years before I went there.
May 18 2010 10:29PM
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gordie.
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the last one sounds awesome
we might add the vaseline on doors thing in too as a small side thing

we can't do it after prom though, our prom is after exams, so no one would be there
May 18 2010 10:31PM
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BMskier
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okay.. what school do you actually go to? i may have missed it if you said it beforehand
May 18 2010 10:32PM
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theabortionator
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That sucks. Fill the office with packing peanuts. Use lots of animals. Put a motorcycle in one of the classrooms. Lift a car onto the roof
May 18 2010 10:40PM
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gordie.
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like specifically?

mentor college
mississauga
private school in pot credit
May 18 2010 10:41PM
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oreopancake.
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I'm going to say this one time, and one time only:

viagra in the teachers coffee.

my cousin did it, and all the male teachers sat down in their desks the entire day, and refused to stand up haha.
May 18 2010 10:43PM
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theabortionator
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Thats fucking awesome. But if it breaks somebody's dick it could be bad
May 18 2010 10:44PM
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Alex_G
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fuck prom...that shits gayer than aids anyway i'd say do it after prom and do something actually sick don't be a pussy, an easy one is putting syrup on the picnic tables pisses off the admin and isn't hard and is a bitch to clean up, have a waterballoon fight and hit the principles (been there done that and was successful),

during the last rally when they turned the lights off to show a video we threw a fuckload of porno dvd boxes(that some kid randomly found in a dumpster) onto the floor from the bleachers, a 2 foot dildo lubed up (funny as shit when admin tried to pick it up), hit some freshman and sophomores with eggs/tomatoes, and when the seniors left we let a shitload of crickets out on/under the bleachers. epicest day of high school and nobody got in trouble cause nobody squealed when they called us in the office we just said we thought it was wrong and that whoever did it should get in trouble but we had no idea who it was ha ha.
May 18 2010 10:56PM
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KJL.
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1. Come up with a bullshit prank
2. Go to Prom
3. Do real grad prank
4. ?????
5. Profit
May 18 2010 11:00PM
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squibble
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they wouldn't cancel prom, call their bluff. and even if they did cancel it, having a sick prank would be 100X better than having a whack/regular prom
May 18 2010 11:04PM
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clandemush
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this
May 18 2010 11:06PM
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Wild-Willis
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i have an idea. have ur prom before the end of school and then you can do whatever the fuck you want.  a few years ago some kids bought 4 chicken and spray painted numbers on them 1, 2, 4, and 5.  then they let them go in the school and everyone freaked out because they couldnt find chicken # 3.
May 18 2010 11:17PM
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Poon_Handler
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You should wear your uniforms backwards. That will be sure to get the administrators panties in bunch, that is if they approve such radical pranks.
May 18 2010 11:29PM
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BenWhit
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i saw it in a thread before, senio islam day

May 18 2010 11:35PM
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churchill
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pull a prank at prom... although only graduating class will see it so not much of a legacy. But if its epic word will get around.
May 18 2010 11:55PM
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clandemush
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virgin sacrifice to satan
May 19 2010 12:06AM
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r0dubs
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thats awesome

im doing that my senior year
May 19 2010 12:10AM
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Armanzoid
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Why don't you just do this. Do whatever prank you want, have them cancel prom, then do your own more awesome prom. You go to a private school, you guys could probably get enough money together.
May 19 2010 12:14AM
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Black-Bandanna
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The thread title is an oxymoron.
May 19 2010 12:16AM
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clandemush
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exactly what i said. just do this
May 19 2010 12:16AM
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gordie.
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i forgot to mention I go to a private school where it's like 50% brown kids and 30% white kids who steal shit to buy new shit for their cars

the kids at my school are cheap as FUCK. like you wouldn't even know

not a chance theyd want to pitch money to pay for a prom.

i would like to try calling the schools bluff though



but everyone needs to understand... my school doesnt take shit from its kids. they kick kids out for EVERYTHING. last year, a kid got expelled for having an empty dime bag (still smelt). nother kid got expelled for saying something mildly rude to a pregnant teacher. they don't hesitate to expel anyone, so if someone was caught for something huge like this, i wouldnt put it past them to fuck around with their marks or university acceptances. they've done worse before.
May 19 2010 12:22AM
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Armanzoid
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Hmmm, then just do it anyway to tell them to take their prom and go fuck themselves with it. A prom like that would suck in such a strict school.
May 19 2010 12:25AM
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clandemush
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honestly, fuck having your own prom. and fuck having a school prom. prom sucks, ive been to three, havent even been to my own yet (this saturday) and i have hated all of them.

just say fuck prom entirely
May 19 2010 12:27AM
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Armanzoid
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I can't entirely say that, I was doing coke in the bathroom with a bunch of sluts during my prom. Although it didn't suck, I could have down without it.
May 19 2010 12:29AM
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churchill
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Doesn't work man, any admin that still falls for this prehistoric prank needs to get replaced. Every year some school in your city probably does this.
May 19 2010 12:30AM
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clandemush
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sure you can have fun at prom, but you can do the same thing at any regular parties. things fun you do at prom: get fucked up, dancing can be fun to some, and get laid. sounds exactly the same as any other party
May 19 2010 12:32AM
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SteezyOhio
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dude we arnt even allowed to prank or they make us take exams for all classes not just semester classes. and if you dont come to school the monday after proms on saturday, you arn't allowed to walk at graduation, senior only prom. fucking douche bag principle just started this year
May 19 2010 12:39AM
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Dr.Dickless
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agreed, you can bang chicks any night of the year, no need for day segregation
May 19 2010 12:44AM
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matt.s
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May 19 2010 12:59AM
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Jamestown
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Cow on second floor. Cows can't walk down stairs, but they can walk up.
May 19 2010 1:07AM
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theline
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Go to the bathroom...... and DON'T wash your hands.
The fuckers won't know what hit'em.
May 19 2010 8:40AM
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Joonas
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Fill your lockers with something that will rot, it wont be noticed b4 the prom.

Or put like alarmclocks and time the to ring after the prom,

May 19 2010 8:57AM
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bhill2.0
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You'd be better off to not do a prank then do an already planned out "joke" on the school. how is it a prank if the faculty is in on it.
May 19 2010 9:08AM
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.thedude
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kill a kid
May 19 2010 4:39PM
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nickyp
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This.

Go fucking nuts, and forget about prom. Throw eggs, water, bird seed, flour around everywhere, tie shit to other shit, climb on things, hit things, roll things down stairs, write stuff on everything etc

My final day of secondary school will be infinitely more memorable than the boring shitshow that was our attempt at a prom.
May 19 2010 4:56PM
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Abc567def
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ok so this is what you do,

Go online and buy 3 FOB's, wait scratch that buy 3 BTMFB. Yea thats right i mean "before the mother fucking boat". So you bring them to your country with hope of a start in a big city, but in reality you trick them to come to your high-school. You strip them naked (no homo) except for sex chains and give them each a picture of your principal with "master' written underneath. The most important part is that they are not able to speak a word of english and that you label them 1,2,4. The immigration board will be scouring your school for weeks looking for the last "sex slave BTMFB" that is hiding in the vents plus your principal will get in a bunch of shit.

hope this helps,
steezeeepolizeee
May 19 2010 5:00PM
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doobiebrotha
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wOw the cat prank sounds so fuckd man
May 19 2010 5:04PM
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Malcolm
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get everyone to pitch in to buy a couple of shitty cars and then have a smash up derby in the staff parking lot.
May 19 2010 5:08PM
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ksnow
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Get thousands, literally thousands, of dixi cups and line every pathway around your school. Fill them up with water and watch people attempt to maneuver around them the next day. This is what we did for our senior prank which also had to be approved by the principle...
May 19 2010 5:20PM
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Abc567def
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oh yea i forget add cover them in lube to make it more interesting
May 19 2010 5:48PM
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