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Chappelle's Show

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PimpMasterJ
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Can this shit get any funnier?! The Player Haters go back in time! Fuck
Apr 1 2004 2:23AM
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aclsarescary
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I think other than the Charlie Murphy true hollywood storys and the Lil Jon impersination and Dave chappelle bitch slapping a cop and then speeding away, the clip of Charlie Murphy grinning and moving all side to side was one of the funniest clips, I Laughed for so long.
Apr 1 2004 2:28AM
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alpinecowboy84
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i think so far the best was when he impregnated oprah to make her his sugarmomma and then when he quit his job and kicked over that garbage can...

i shall proceed and continue to rock the mic
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Apr 1 2004 2:29AM
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aclsarescary
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ASS MILK
Apr 1 2004 2:41AM
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strode
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the gay KKK was fuckin hilarious.....anyone get season one uncensored on dvd yet? funny shit



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Apr 1 2004 3:38AM
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doghoy
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yeah the kkk part was great, as so was last years white supremecist sketch
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Apr 1 2004 7:22AM
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winterparksuks
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the first season dvd is funny as hell








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Apr 1 2004 9:26AM
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timber
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Definatly pick up the first season DVD.
Apr 1 2004 9:35AM
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five0
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whats the chapelles show?

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Apr 1 2004 2:28PM
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SNOWMAN17
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i think its a new ski company, sounds stupid

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Apr 1 2004 3:00PM
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five0
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thats hella gay..and why does everyone say 'what did the 5 fingers say to the face,POW!!! im rick james witch'
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel
Apr 1 2004 3:05PM
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Frik
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i love that show, funniest show eva.







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Apr 2 2004 11:31PM
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jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
hey it's dangle.
hows it goin dangle?
'well not soo good.'
waht is wrong dangle?
'well it's my penis'
what's that?
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'it has what's known as a vanerial desise'
how did you get a venerial desise?
'from fucking'
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greatest show ever!


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Apr 3 2004 3:12AM
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TKMB
Posts: 1408 - Karma: 10
every episode has been hilarious

and its SLAP!, not POW.



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Apr 3 2004 9:22AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
i was being saracstic
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 3 2004 9:26AM
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Vtsnowski
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the dvd first season is awesome





some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
Apr 3 2004 11:06AM
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IrishDrink87
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OMG, Prince...
Arggg...I am a pirate!
Apr 3 2004 7:22PM
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doghoy
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game...blouses,bitches
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Apr 3 2004 9:50PM
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rossignol_rider
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dem niggas make me sick!
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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE
Apr 3 2004 11:23PM
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brpwbn
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In the first season dvd where that chicks tit pops out, and dave has the funniest fucking look on his face
Apr 3 2004 11:27PM
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IrishDrink87
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Care for some grapes? Bitches.
Arggg...I am a pirate!
Apr 4 2004 1:30AM
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mommy
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the show is fucking weak. the only reason you guys like it is because if you didnt, black people would think youre racist.
Apr 4 2004 2:44PM
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weazelzb
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the Niggars...


*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

BITE IT...you scum bucket fucking whore - GG Allin

I see you standing... you think your soooo cool... why dont u just, FUCK OFF- Guns n Roses

Apr 4 2004 5:30PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
they never shoulda gave u niggas money,you dont appreciate shit!
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 4 2004 6:46PM
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Vtsnowski
Posts: 3536 - Karma: 1,199
every body wants to be a nigger but no one wants to be a nigger





some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
Apr 4 2004 6:56PM
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Infantz16
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i don't get it.



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Apr 4 2004 8:01PM
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Mikael420
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the only that will make my life complete, is turning your face into a toilet seat..

im gonna piss on you
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Apr 4 2004 10:45PM
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freeskiing04
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i think loafrider meant everyone wants to be a nigga
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Viva La Rèsistance
Apr 4 2004 11:28PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
Fucking I dont care if black people hate me. I think i have one close friend who is white like me. lol, who gives a shit... I know whats funny
Arggg...I am a pirate!
Apr 5 2004 2:46AM
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KootenayGuy
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ive seen the ads and commercials and a bit of the show and must say that I fucking hate it.
A Jam a day keeps the doctor away.
Apr 5 2004 12:05PM
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Vtsnowski
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that is a line from ask a black dude, i think that is how he said it





some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
Apr 5 2004 5:52PM
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bigskia
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good guy



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Apr 5 2004 11:05PM
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rynmartn
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Im rich bitch!


yay skiing

Apr 5 2004 11:39PM
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lj5
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Charlie Murphy: Hey man great game out there!

Prince: I wish i could say the same for you.
'DNA stands for Dogs Never Admit, its a game about dogs that you interview that have done serious crimes and you try to get them to admit to anything, oh and its in 3d and dolby digital 5.0'
-lateralis responding to what dna is.
Apr 6 2004 1:04AM
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freeskiing04
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that show is off the heezee fo sheezee... for Shizzle
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Apr 6 2004 1:45AM
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SkierDave
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mmm peanut butter n' crack sandwich! thats my fav. and yes the dvd season is off da black meat rack
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Apr 6 2004 10:20AM
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What_A_Wookie
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i live in a trash can and got a syrienge in my ehad
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Apr 6 2004 3:31PM
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SkierDave
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uh sir? is anthrax baaad?
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Apr 6 2004 5:57PM
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