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Weird things in the woods

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peterbajon
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what are some weird items you have found in the woods?
May 18 2010 7:24PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
a body
May 18 2010 7:25PM
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jahheathraw
Posts: 177 - Karma: 50
a naked guy sleeping
May 18 2010 7:25PM
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.frenchy
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dead babys
May 18 2010 7:25PM
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theJones
Posts: 676 - Karma: 158
doesn't really count as weird, i can't remember the last time i went for a walk in the woods without seeing at least a few dead babies
May 18 2010 7:27PM
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k-dizzle
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but i have found dead babies stapled to a dead puppy that was pretty weird
May 18 2010 7:29PM
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samwise
Posts: 2592 - Karma: 36
my friend found a really nice ovation guitar in the woods once
May 18 2010 7:32PM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
mattresses and couches are by far the strangest but most common
May 18 2010 7:36PM
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feddysteeze
Posts: 242 - Karma: 11
squirrels
May 18 2010 7:38PM
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Proze
Posts: 1094 - Karma: 7
Some lucky bastard found my bong that was hidden in the woods when I was thirteen : (


May 18 2010 7:38PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51944 - Karma: 165,980
Old rusted out school bus that had to have been there for like 50 years. Big trees everywhere around it.


May 18 2010 7:39PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
a friend of mine's neighbor found a human skull on their property, troopers are still investigated last i knew
May 18 2010 7:39PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
That's..normal...to think about...

I once found an old non-functioning meth lab.
May 18 2010 7:40PM
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LukeB
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my friend claimed to have found a tree, i called bull shit though
May 18 2010 7:42PM
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salomonskiier12
Posts: 2862 - Karma: 19
old barrels
May 18 2010 7:47PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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this cool rock i found
May 18 2010 7:50PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
used condom in the winter in a below-freezing temperature. new term for blue balls anyone?
May 18 2010 8:18PM
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andrew.
Posts: 2349 - Karma: 165
a bunch of my buddies trying to convince me they can give anyone a boner.
May 18 2010 8:20PM
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MadSteezin
Posts: 4572 - Karma: 936
Props. Claim.
May 18 2010 8:20PM
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MadSteezin
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A knife.
May 18 2010 8:22PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
Posts: 1910 - Karma: 68

lollollollollollol 

win

May 18 2010 8:22PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
one time i found a bobby brown.. crazy
May 18 2010 8:28PM
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ifli
Posts: 449 - Karma: 21
old ass tv set that was screwed to a snowboard
May 18 2010 8:28PM
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onearmwanderer
Posts: 1153 - Karma: 31
hahaha so much win!!
May 18 2010 8:30PM
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Tyrone
Posts: 315 - Karma: 26

trees

May 18 2010 8:30PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
oh, i saw that too, it was right next to the limp, dripping clock draped over that one branch.
May 18 2010 8:32PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
huge boulder with a crack in the middle, and a little cave in the crack, and a mattress and hobo paraphernalia in the cave. pretty sure i saw a bone in there, but that may have been something my mind added in afterward.
May 18 2010 9:29PM
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steezmoe*
Posts: 357 - Karma: 13
a garbage bag full of premium turkey and chicken still in the packageing
May 18 2010 9:31PM
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EthanJPAskier
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 248
hahahha win
May 18 2010 9:31PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
A bear taking a shit
May 18 2010 9:34PM
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seebass
Posts: 289 - Karma: 333
a bear huckin a cliff on 2 pieces of wood... he even afterbanged and rode away like a thug
May 18 2010 9:37PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
Must have been the same bear I saw, because I saw him come into the shit switch on 2 pieces of wood....
May 18 2010 9:41PM
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gypsytown
Posts: 538 - Karma: 12
this cause its actually true
May 18 2010 10:20PM
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Wild-Willis
Posts: 222 - Karma: 1,071
a meth lab
May 18 2010 11:23PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
nah man, that was just my uncle.
May 18 2010 11:26PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
barrels and bottles, one had a gun shot in it.
unmarked headstones on my gf's property
May 18 2010 11:26PM
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clandemush
Posts: 589 - Karma: 53
a homeless mans tent that had masks hanging on the outside looking like they were made from real skin

anyone in burlington, vt watch out for a bum named "much love"

he also claimed that he killed a man with a flaming bow and arrow on church street and went to jail.. for 6 months
May 18 2010 11:28PM
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squibble
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lol
May 18 2010 11:44PM
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DUKES
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dog poo
May 18 2010 11:54PM
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Utard
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Nudist colony
May 19 2010 12:57AM
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RICK_ROSS
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wood
May 19 2010 1:03AM
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mcswizzle
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meth lab
May 19 2010 1:08AM
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Goglines
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i know someone who legit had this happen to him. scary scary stuff.
May 19 2010 1:42AM
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RICK_ROSS
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buzz kill
May 19 2010 1:45AM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
did he poke it with a stick?
May 19 2010 1:52AM
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jason...
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Some corpsed out native chief motherfucker. I think he had a rough night.
May 19 2010 2:01AM
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Davy.Crockett
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saw one of those once. it was nuts.
May 19 2010 2:17AM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
a plane, few cars. bunch of hermit sheds (for those of you who don't know hermits are crazy people that live n the woods by themselves and often kill people they see.) lots of dead animals, couches where there are no roads near, wolves ah!
May 19 2010 2:21AM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 337
A pair of old long john pajamas buried in the ground
May 19 2010 2:22AM
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84891jnf92048
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finding wrecked planes is sketchy. there is one on top of a mountain near where i live. its scary to think someone died right there.
May 19 2010 7:05AM
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DutchhGutss
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Sasquatch...
May 19 2010 8:13AM
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