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dorkiest looking ppl on the hill

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KootenayGuy
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anyone have any funny pics of how dumb some ppl look on the hill? One peices, garbage bags anything...
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Mar 31 2004 11:05PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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what always baffles me is people just trying to stand up in the lift line. they look so awkward. i feel more comfortable on skis than i do on my feet.
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Mar 31 2004 11:27PM
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misterbinz
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people who ski in jeans are hilarious, and i saw a guy in a hot pink powder suit, it too was hilarious

mean people suck

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Mar 31 2004 11:35PM
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Logchucker
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Jeans With Gators is pretty gay adn I see it all the time
Apr 1 2004 8:43AM
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enick
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 26
i saw someone with a blazer and jeans once...it was great



what a beautiful day, what a beautiful day...we're crashing all over the place, crashing all over the place...

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Apr 1 2004 10:14AM
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Scharff2003
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carthart is the best them ppl kill me
Shit I mean Fuck I mean Damn
Apr 1 2004 10:17AM
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TimmyP
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at JAy Peak there was this French CAnadian weaing strech pants and a head band, he looked like a pirate, it was pretty funny


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had me escourted off KB property
tried to press charges against me

if you see him tell him togo to hell

AK skiis are sick


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Apr 1 2004 11:22AM
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1260man
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One day in the spring last year at smuggs, the parking lot was all muddy. And some dude with a mullet and no shirt on was in a jacked up '85 Chevy Blazer all rusted out, and he started riping donuts in the mud... He was listening to Kid Rock. He skied that day with jeans and no shirt on.




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Apr 1 2004 11:30AM
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Logchucker
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Damn I think that takes the cake
Apr 1 2004 2:03PM
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VTfreeskier
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people in jeans and a nfl Starter jacket on
Apr 1 2004 2:08PM
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buck490
Posts: 1169 - Karma: 21
this guy is pretty goofy lookin



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Apr 1 2004 2:33PM
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vantownloc
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last summer my boy and i were sitting on the deck at the roundhouse on Whisler and everyone started running to the edge of the deck. so we get up and there is this guy comming off of the gondola with just a speedo, a cowboy hat, and ski boots. everyone was laughing and yelling at him. he didn't flinch.

He was pale and fat as well. that is the worst thing i have ever seen.
Apr 1 2004 2:48PM
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harr][s
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^^that looks like tanner
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Apr 1 2004 3:10PM
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Sinister
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 10
i hope that was sarcasm^because it is him.



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Apr 1 2004 3:20PM
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-dva-
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i saw a guy at my mountain wearing jeans that were wrapped in like 8 layers of duct tape at the knees. he also had bright orange boots and insanely long skis.
Apr 1 2004 3:23PM
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epimitheus
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^ I bet mommy would want to felate him

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Apr 1 2004 5:42PM
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enick
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 26
mmmmmm felate...



what a beautiful day, what a beautiful day...we're crashing all over the place, crashing all over the place...

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Apr 1 2004 5:46PM
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kneesuck
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How do you load pictures in the forum cause i got some BIG BIG BIG BIG WINNERS.

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Apr 1 2004 5:55PM
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ilovetoski
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i saw some chink wearing his helmet the rong way
Apr 1 2004 8:59PM
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4-Front
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haha one girl was wearign ductape


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Apr 1 2004 9:01PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
jeans seem to do it





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Apr 1 2004 9:02PM
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Vtsnowski
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Apr 1 2004 9:03PM
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justincredible
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pll who roll there pants above thier boots hahaha its soooo dopey

Apr 1 2004 9:32PM
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Sinister
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God,i love Mainers,ever since i lived and worked a a dishwasher nat a hardcore restaurant



'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'.I hope you have reached a high level of happiness now
Apr 1 2004 9:37PM
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Matty.
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 105
i dig the purple, neon green, and neon pink, one pieces

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Apr 1 2004 10:26PM
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oO~sKiErGirL~Oo
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hey I think my one piece neon sun-ice ski suit is VERY attractive. I tuck the legs into my boots and one pieces are great because when I fall (which is alot) I don't get snow in my suit. PLUS the bright neon colours allow you to easily see me as I snowplow down fresh powder runs.

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Apr 1 2004 10:31PM
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fdsa
Posts: 686 - Karma: 19
Ya'll ain't seen shit until you've been to Ober TN!
http://www.obergatlinburg.com/photos122602.htm
Now, this next link is my personal favorite. Top left pic is sadly, the most famous run at the local hill.
http://www.obergatlinburg.com/photos10403.htm
Apr 1 2004 11:08PM
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Lebbo
Posts: 1258 - Karma: 6
Yep those old jeans pulled up high are awesome, especially when they are wearing a beanie that isn't on properly and just sitting up way over the ears.

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Apr 2 2004 2:37AM
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RandomHero21
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Sickest Slopestly Ever........EVER!!!
http://www.obergatlinburg.com/springfling2004slope.htm

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Apr 2 2004 2:43AM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
^ HAHAHAHAH!

ive actually been to that place.. in the summer time. so many hill billies.
Apr 2 2004 2:29PM
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Insomniac
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Yo man, I could DOMINATE that slopestyle.



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Apr 2 2004 3:06PM
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*i<3snow*
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this was at the r-games at our hill. a bunch of guys decided to dress in neon suits and stuff. it's great. this is phil minter...




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Apr 2 2004 3:31PM
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homestead
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i saw a guy with a table cloth on. he had cut it so it fit like a jacket and had a matching hat. it was the classic red and white table cloth which made it even funnier. but there is always the one piece neon colored jackets


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Apr 3 2004 10:51AM
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feezy
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I saw a chinkity chang with a plastic welding mask thingy instead of goggles.


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Apr 3 2004 2:32PM
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timmi
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i saw a guy that actually duct tapped a pillow to his butt

Apr 3 2004 4:56PM
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linemaverick16
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One pieces are sick. You can't say there stupid
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Apr 3 2004 7:47PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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ive decided the goofiest looking people on thie hill are the ones that rent ski blades, and wear a sweatshirt and jeans. the sweatshirt of course is covered in snow because they fall all the time and they wear sunglasses because they dont have goggles. and they dont have gloves.





Hardcore drug abuse.....so hot right now. -west
Apr 3 2004 7:50PM
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KootenayGuy
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I skied with a skiblader today. he wore a t shirt and shorts. he likes to eat shit.
A Jam a day keeps the doctor away.
Apr 3 2004 8:22PM
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kinz
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Whats the deal with the toques

I see so many people wearing dumb touques with spikes all over them or ladies with fuzzy hats like my grandma prob wore about 20 years ago. Me and my buddy just start counting all the dumb touques we saw. I think we have made it to 23 before down in Killington. That was a good day



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Apr 3 2004 8:28PM
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scofield
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everyone is goofy.. deal with it.

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Apr 3 2004 8:44PM
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CCskiBum00
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haha i saw a guy wearing jeans and old skool strait skis it was funny and he was rocking huge mute grabs of the big air at jay it was cool!
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Apr 3 2004 9:05PM
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McGoo
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I saw a girl who put her helmet on back to fromt, her mum then complimented her on her helmet. I told her it was on back to front, she went 'ooooooooooooohhhh really?' There should be intelligence tests to be allowed to go skiing.



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Apr 3 2004 9:38PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
yes these people are threat to me on the hill





Hardcore drug abuse.....so hot right now. -west
Apr 3 2004 9:42PM
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Meh42
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dude the gayest people on my hill are texans period. sorry if your from texas, but all the ones who travel across the state to come to my ski basin are so jacked up.
Apr 3 2004 9:44PM
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apestead
Posts: 1861 - Karma: 28
me

IM NOT A WIZARD! IM A SORCERER
Apr 3 2004 11:03PM
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4-Front
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yes u^


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Apr 3 2004 11:11PM
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mommy
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either the texans or the jews. i cant decide. the pilgrims and the space men look pretty goofy too.
Apr 4 2004 11:01AM
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thehellmuth
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red neck, that are getting buzzed by packing a fat lip and have jeans on with camo jacket and garden gloves oo and paint ball goggles



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Apr 4 2004 11:40AM
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rightcoastskier
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the omish... who wear dresses when they ski
its all about the 609
Apr 4 2004 2:48PM
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michiganjibber
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Racers hands down my friends. Some dude rocking jeans looks pretty unrad but think about it, at least he only paid $20 and he can wear them wherever, whereas a racer could pay thousands of dollars for their funky ass looking neon spandex shit and goofy fucking race helmets.


I dont know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
Apr 5 2004 12:20PM
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bern0071
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here are some pics for you guys from europe ... we rule anyway ...

http://www.k-oz.de/pix/fun/elho1.jpg
http://www.k-oz.de/pix/fun/elho-monk.jpg
http://www.k-oz.de/pix/fun/ski001.jpg
http://www.k-oz.de/pix/fun/elho2.jpg
http://www.k-oz.de/pix/fun/ski002.jpg
http://www.k-oz.de/pix/fun/excess.jpg

greetz ;-)
Apr 5 2004 12:51PM
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